Chief Wyatt Rash My mother always used to say, "When life hands you potatoes, make potato salad."
Yeah? Well life handed me a whole pile of shit. What am I supposed to do with that?!
Make shit salad?
Played by Danny DeVito 
Drowning Mona (2000) · 27 quotes
Drowning Mona (2000) · 27 quotes
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Drowning Mona (2000): in 4 of its 27 quotes
Most scenes with: Mona Dearly (2)
Scenes with Chief Wyatt Rash
4 scenes Chief Wyatt Rash It's been different since Jeff killed Peaches.
Chief Wyatt Rash Jeff killed Peaches? I thought it was the other way around.
Peaches killed Jeff?
Chief Wyatt Rash No, I heard you killed Peaches.
Chief Wyatt Rash Tell me something Cubby, you notice anything odd lately?
Cubby
You mean other than the fact that no one seems to care about this woman's death?
Chief Wyatt Rash Along those lines.
Cubby
Hell Wyatt, I've seen people more upset over losing change in a candy machine.
Chief Wyatt Rash We don't think you killed anybody!
Yeah? Well, you're full of shit! Everyone knows I've been wanting to get back at her ever since that night...
[a flashback shows Mona cleaving a sausage]
Hey, Ma, there's no more beer. Give me some of yours.
Don't touch that beer, Jeff.
I SAID...
You bet your ass.
Yeah, but, I didn't kill her. Look, don't get me wrong: I'm glad she's dead and all, but I sure as hell didn't do it.
Chief Wyatt Rash Jeff, I know you didn't kill her.
I didn't kill my dad neither.
Chief Wyatt Rash Then why don't you give me the gun.
Other characters in Drowning Mona
More Danny DeVito characters
The Penguin/Oswald Cobblepot
Narrator
The Lorax
Vincent Benedict
Uncle Dan
Bergman
George Shapiro
Philoctetes