Jeff Dearly Look, I heard you the first time, Bobby. I ain't mute.
Played by Marcus Thomas 
Drowning Mona (2000) · 27 quotes
Drowning Mona (2000) · 27 quotes
Most-quoted character in Drowning Mona (2000): in 7 of its 27 quotes
Most scenes with: Mona Dearly (2)
I want half. And don't give me none of that "fifty-percent" shit.
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5 scenesDude, she's like 13.
Jeff Dearly Finally!
Jeff Dearly Where's my car?
Deputy Jimmy D. Well Jeff, it's a little bit more serious than you're car.
Jeff Dearly [Pause]
Would someone mind tellin me what the hell's goin on?
Deputy Tony Carlucci Your mother drove her car into the lake Jeff, I'm afraid she's dead.
Jeff Dearly What was she doing in my car?
[after grabbing the golf club Mona is using to damage Bobby's Yugo]
God... this is. I mean, enough's enough. All I ever wanted was a nice professional business so that Ellie and I could have a...
Jeff Dearly [Cuts off Bobby and begins tapping his thumb and middle finger together]
Yeah, yeah, yeah... You know what this is? This is the world's smallest tambourine, and it's, and it's playing some sort of song or something.
Shut up! Shut up! That's a violin, you asshole! Give me that thing, give me that!
Please, please, Phil, please, I beg you. Please tell me that I didn't spend all this time with you to end up like this.
[Phil tries to answer]
Don't do this! I'm a 33-year-old waitress at a frigging diner that doesn't encourage tipping!
33?
Jeff Dearly [suddenly, without warning, Jeff bursts in scaring both of them]
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!
Phil, Jesus Christ, be a man! Jeff, whatever you think is happening in here is happening.
Jeff Dearly [glares at Phil]
You're cheating on mom?
Mom's dead, son?
Jeff Dearly [to Rona, seemingly hurt]
Oh, but baby! How could you do this to me!
Uh, excuse me, did you just say BABY?
Cubby Keep it down over there! I'm paying by the hour!
Jeff Dearly HEY, YOU SHUT UP!
Shirley [next to Cubby in a robe exposing a harness on him]
We're good people!
Cubby PLEASE! Have some respect!
Shirley What is the matter with you! You're going to get your whole...
Jeff Dearly [turns back to Phil]
You're a dead man, Dearly!
Jeff Dearly [while threatening to kill himself]
I know you all think I killed my parents.
We don't think you killed anybody!
Jeff Dearly Yeah? Well, you're full of shit! Everyone knows I've been wanting to get back at her ever since that night...
Jeff Dearly [a flashback shows Mona cleaving a sausage]
Hey, Ma, there's no more beer. Give me some of yours.
Don't touch that beer, Jeff.
Jeff Dearly [reaches out]
Oh, give it to me.
I SAID...
Jeff Dearly [cleaves his hand clean off] [screams in pain]
****!
Jeff Dearly [back to present, everyone is shocked and disgusted]
Was I so wrong?
You bet your ass.
Jeff Dearly Yeah, but, I didn't kill her. Look, don't get me wrong: I'm glad she's dead and all, but I sure as hell didn't do it.
Jeff, I know you didn't kill her.
Jeff Dearly I didn't kill my dad neither.
Then why don't you give me the gun.
Jeff Dearly [puts the gun to head]
BECAUSE MY LIFE SUCKS, MAN!
