You're supposed to have that thing in your head that says, "BAD **** IDEA, BOBBY!"
I do have it! It just didn't work!
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Drowning Mona (2000): in 5 of its 27 quotes
Most scenes with: Bobby Kalzone (3), Bobby Calzone (2)
You're supposed to have that thing in your head that says, "BAD **** IDEA, BOBBY!"
I do have it! It just didn't work!
Mona Dearly's dead.
What?
She's dead- It was just a- car accident.
You gotta be kiddin' me. Well- We gotta celebrate!
Jesus, God, Ellie she's a human being. Have a little respect.
I don't gotta have respect for no one in that family. Think how they treated you.
How did they treat me?
Badly, they're a houseful of freaks.
Bobby! Sheesh I can't believe you killed somebody!
Home!
You killed Mona Dearly!
BUT WHY?!
Because I thought I was killing Jeff!
Bobby, my dad is the chief of police!
I know, but I wasn't gonna go through with it.
It doesn't matter; you killed someone!
I know, but I was doing it for us. Jeff was killing the business, and Mona wasn't gonna let me out of the partnership, so - Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
A good idea at the time? 'Cut the grass at 6:00, lay sod at 7:00, DROWN THE DEARLYS AT 8:00'!
Yeah, but you're not even supposed to get that far, you're supposed to have that thing in your head that goes off and says, 'bad **** idea, Bobby!'
I have that thing! I have that thing. It just didn't go off.
Yeah, well, I'm pregnant.
What? You're pregnant? That's great!
Uh huh! I thought so too, till a moment ago. I can't believe you killed someone!
Home!