A character in Drowning Mona (2000)

Lt. Feege Gruber quotes from Drowning Mona (2000)

Peter Dobson
Played by Peter Dobson Drowning Mona (2000) · 27 quotes

9th most-quoted character in Drowning Mona (2000): in 3 of its 27 quotes
Most scenes with: Mona Dearly (2)

Scenes with Lt. Feege Gruber

3 scenes
Lt. Feege Gruber

They found him this morning...dead in the water, so to speak.

Why'de you pull us over Feege?

Lt. Feege Gruber

Oh let me think about that Mona, you're riding on rims and you pulled an 1107 on an officer of the law. [to Jeff] What the hell is the matter with you son?

What did you hurt him for?

Lt. Feege Gruber

He's drunk!

No he ain't! [to Jeff] It's OK baby. [to Feege] You're gonna pay for this Feege! You just lost your lawn service pal!

[while threatening to kill himself]

I know you all think I killed my parents.

We don't think you killed anybody!

Yeah? Well, you're full of shit! Everyone knows I've been wanting to get back at her ever since that night...

[a flashback shows Mona cleaving a sausage]

Hey, Ma, there's no more beer. Give me some of yours.

Don't touch that beer, Jeff.

[reaches out]

Oh, give it to me.

I SAID...

[cleaves his hand clean off] [screams in pain]

****!

[back to present, everyone is shocked and disgusted]

Was I so wrong?

Lt. Feege Gruber

You bet your ass.

Yeah, but, I didn't kill her. Look, don't get me wrong: I'm glad she's dead and all, but I sure as hell didn't do it.

Jeff, I know you didn't kill her.

I didn't kill my dad neither.

Then why don't you give me the gun.

[puts the gun to head]

BECAUSE MY LIFE SUCKS, MAN!

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