Chief Wyatt Rash My mother always used to say, "When life hands you potatoes, make potato salad." Mona Dearly Yeah? Well life handed me a whole pile of shit. What am I supposed to do with that?! Phil Dearly Make shit salad? Bobby Kalzone Dude, she's like 13. Jeff Dearly Finally! Ellen Rash You're supposed to have that thing in your head that says, "BAD **** IDEA, BOBBY!" Bobby Kalzone I do have it! It just didn't work!