A character in Drowning Mona (2000)

Rona Mace quotes from Drowning Mona (2000)

Jamie Lee Curtis

Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Drowning Mona (2000): in 4 of its 27 quotes

A line from Rona Mace

I could wind up floating on the bottom of the Hudson.

More lines from Rona Mace

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Rona Mace

Good luck doesn't happen to people like us. Good luck happens to Madonna.

Rona Mace

Some shame bout that Mona Dearly. I mean, so young.

Scenes with Rona Mace

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Rona Mace

Please, please, Phil, please, I beg you. Please tell me that I didn't spend all this time with you to end up like this.

Rona Mace
[Phil tries to answer]

Don't do this! I'm a 33-year-old waitress at a frigging diner that doesn't encourage tipping!

[suddenly, without warning, Jeff bursts in scaring both of them]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!

[nervously]

Well, that's uh... Well, me and Rona here are just...

Rona Mace

Phil, Jesus Christ, be a man! Jeff, whatever you think is happening in here is happening.

[glares at Phil]

You're cheating on mom?

Mom's dead, son?

[to Rona, seemingly hurt]

Oh, but baby! How could you do this to me!

Uh, excuse me, did you just say BABY?

Cubby

Keep it down over there! I'm paying by the hour!

HEY, YOU SHUT UP!

Shirley
[next to Cubby in a robe exposing a harness on him]

We're good people!

Cubby

PLEASE! Have some respect!

Shirley

What is the matter with you! You're going to get your whole...

[turns back to Phil]

You're a dead man, Dearly!

[Jeff storms off slamming the door]

I better get the hell out of this joint.

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