Seamus Butch! Kick him in the bagpipes!
Voiced by Katt Williams 
Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore (2010) · 36 quotes
Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore (2010) · 36 quotes
Most-quoted character in Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore (2010): in 9 of its 36 quotes
Most scenes with: Chi Chi (2)
Can a bird have a bath without ending up on the internet?
More lines from Seamus
5 quotes Seamus Seamus Woah, now that’s what they call a spicy tuna roll. I would nearly be begging for a spicy tuna roll.
Seamus Retreat! Retreat! I tell you, I’m a dog and pitbull for pizza sake, but retreat! I mean that!
Seamus Spooky stories all night long. Or what about that? Happy happy joy, joy song?
Seamus Me and my friend would probably buy the dog park. One time we used our imagination to go to breakfast land. We had breakfast twice and twice and twice that day.
Scenes with Seamus
3 scenes
[The team visits Mr. Tinkles in his cell, in a scene parodying Hannibal Lecter in "The Silence of the Lambs"]
Mr. Tinkles. We need the inside of your twisted mind to locate Kitty Galore. If you were to build a doomsday device--
Mr. Tinkles [to Cat]
You'll never find love, you know. I can tell by the way you're sitting, so apart from the others. They wouldn't invite any ordinary cat, would they? No! [gasps] You're an agent! With M.E.O.W.S.! Spying on your own brothers and sisters? Naughty little girl. But that takes a very special kind of feline. Someone dedicated, driven and very angry. But at whom? Daddy? Who's your daddy, Catherine?! [laughs evilly]
That's enough!
Mr. Tinkles Butch! You look old. And fat. And after all these years, still only a field agent?
Listen here, you freaky cat!
Mr. Tinkles What?
We're here to talk about Kitty Galore.
Mr. Tinkles Who the heck are you? That bulge under your left ear - you're implanted with an RFID microchip. I'm guessing, police work. My, my, so young to be dismissed from the force. Tell me, officer, do you hate me? Do you want to chew me up and spit me out, AS HAS BEEN DONE TO YOU, IN RELATIONSHIP AFTER RELATIONSHIP?!
Seamus [Diggs whimpers]
Ooh, ooh! Do me next! Do me! What colour am I thinking of?
Mr. Tinkles The last bird who stood this close to me, well, I enjoyed his company with a plate of Fancy Feast and a nice saucer of milk. [makes slurping hisses, then coughs] Hairball!
Seamus Ooooh! medicine! Give me a dose or something because I already feel sick.
I would warn you never to eat that. But sitting on a high chair and tasting, it can be a safe measure.
[Cat wants to prove that she can swim across the frozen lake]
No, cat. You know that breaks under your feet. Hate water.
But I can prove I can. I could try to jump from across to getting a frostbite. Now sit back and watch and try to go on your belly. Getting across can be the worst..
[Cat Begins crossing the lake while Chi stays behind and begins slowly crawling on his belly. Almost there, when all of a sudden she accidentally slips and the ice breaks between her feet, causing her to plunge into the water with a splash]
CAT!! Don’t worry, I’ll save you! ‘’[Across the ice, he grabs onto one uprooted piece of ice. He almost injured his paw, though he is able to stand up correctly. The uprooted icicle tips sending Cheech Chi falling into the water. He looks around, But is unable to see cat near the clouded water. Taking a deep breath, he dives in and begins swimming towards cat. Grabbing her with her collar, he emerges to the surface, holding her and paddling to the shore]’’ It’s OK, I got you.
Seamus Oh, it’s not worth it being with you.
idiot! You remind me of Jacquees! Oh Jacquees!
Guys, help me!
Seamus The cat!
Oh, no. Don’t worry, I will bring her back back with the kiss of life. ‘[Reaching down to her, immediately changes his mind and wipes the slobber off of his lips]’ Phtooey! I hate it when I think I’m a prince.
You, you saved me. I thought I was a goner.
Well, I am a good dog anyways. I’ve been trained for slimming lessons. I mean, swimming lessons. ‘[A cat began to laugh]’
