Alvin This is your captain speaking: all kids are now allowed to play on the adults only serenity deck!
Most-quoted character in Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (2011): in 8 of its 19 quotes
Most scenes with: Brittany (3), David Seville (2), Simon (2)
Come on! Please! Help me save my dad!
More lines from Alvin
2 quotes Alvin Alvin [To Brittany]
I'll be sure to save you the pit! (chuckles; then smashes into tree) Oh, my acorns!
Scenes with Alvin
5 scenes
Dave
When are you gonna stop acting like a child?
Alvin When are you going to stop treating me like a child?
Dave
I'll stop treating you like a child when you start acting like a grownup.
Alvin I'll start acting like a grownup when you start-
Dave
[The Chipettes enter, singing a parody of "Whip My Hair" as the Chipmunks beatbox along.]
Hey, girls, not now, please. Okay?
Alvin [Alvin is providing commentary on Brittany's shuffleboarding move, much to her annoyance]
Brittany approaches her puck... adjusts her stance... looks over at me quite annoyed... wonders to herself if I'm ever going to shut my mouth... realizes I'm not...and makes her move...
Alvin [Brittany misses]
And... OH! Oh, it's short! [laughs] A costly error, ladies and gentlemen! That's going to haunt her the rest of her career!
[laughs sarcastically]
You can make all the jokes you want, Alvin, but not even you can make this interesting.
Listen, lady. Maybe you should leave us alone, so we could focus more on surviving and less on killing ourselves.
Zoe Oh... [chuckles] That is a lot of uptight in a very little package.
I'm not uptight! I just don't wanna see one else getting hur– [something bites him] OW!
Zoe Oh, you know what? That was just a spider and they live here, because this is nature.
This is not just a spider! That's a "phoneutria bahiensis"; its bite contains a neurotoxin!
Alvin Ooh, Mr. Fancy Words. So what?
Alvin, toxin: poison, neuro: brain?
Alvin Oh, that's not good.
Uh, side effects include... changes in personality, loss of inhibition, dry mouth...
Zoe Okay, calm down. I get bitten probably twice a day by these little fellas and I am still completely normal.
Alvin [in disbelief]
Yes, normal.
Oh, no...
Alvin SIMON!!!
Uh... Alvin, you're starting to sound like Dave.
Alvin [shocked]
NOOOOOOO...!!!
Flight Attendant [Last lines: Dave, the Chipmunks and the Chipettes are flying home; Dave tries to put the chipmunks' tiny suitcases in the overhead locker]
I'm sorry, sir. That's full. We're gonna have to gate check those.
Dave
[sighs]
Are you gonna charge me $25 a bag?
Flight Attendant Of course not, sir. It's $25 for the first bag, and $40 for each additional bag.
But of course.
[Simon jumps up to adjust the vent, but pushes a book before Brittany aside while landing]
Oh, you wrinkled my business magazine!
Heh, sorry.
[pushes book aside revealing a magazine with herself on the cover]
Guess I'll have to read this. Oh, she's pretty. Oh wait, that's me.
Dave
Alright, head count.
[appears wearing a monster costume made out of a bag]
BOO! [roars until Dave removes the bag] You like my jungle monster costume? Eleanor made it for me.
Eleanor Yeah! Out of the barf bag!
Dave
Yeah, nice. [tosses bag aside and does a head count] Where's Alvin?
Alvin [over intercom]
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking: we're cleared for an untimed departure for Timbuktu. If Timbuktu is not for you, please alert the flight attendant by pressing your call button.
Dave
[The passengers do so]
Alvin...
Alvin [frantically]
Thank you for choosing Air Alvin, uh...enjoy your flight!
Flight Attendant Sir, please return to your seat, we're about to take off.
Flight Attendant [Alvin jumps off the food cart, accidentally pressing the release lever]
Sit, now!
Alvin Uh-oh.
Dave
But he–
Flight Attendant Sit!
Dave
[The cart rolls down the aisle]
No, no, no! [The cart crashes into him] ALVIN!! [Alvin smiles nervously; the plane takes off]
