David Seville [repeated line]
ALVIN!
2nd most-quoted character in Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (2011): in 7 of its 19 quotes
Most scenes with: Alvin (2)
If you guys disobey me one more time, you will be off the ship. And you'll miss the International Music Awards. Do you understand?
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Dave
When are you gonna stop acting like a child?
When are you going to stop treating me like a child?
Dave
I'll stop treating you like a child when you start acting like a grownup.
I'll start acting like a grownup when you start-
Dave
[The Chipettes enter, singing a parody of "Whip My Hair" as the Chipmunks beatbox along.]
Hey, girls, not now, please. Okay?
Ian [As the Chipmunks and Chipettes perform at the International Music Awards]
It's good to be back, huh?
Dave
Sure is.
Ian Sold Zoe's story to Hollywood. Huge bidding war. Keira Knightley's interested. Nothing can... bit a cent from me?
Flight Attendant [Last lines: Dave, the Chipmunks and the Chipettes are flying home; Dave tries to put the chipmunks' tiny suitcases in the overhead locker]
I'm sorry, sir. That's full. We're gonna have to gate check those.
Dave
[sighs]
Are you gonna charge me $25 a bag?
Flight Attendant Of course not, sir. It's $25 for the first bag, and $40 for each additional bag.
But of course.
[Simon jumps up to adjust the vent, but pushes a book before Brittany aside while landing]
Oh, you wrinkled my business magazine!
Heh, sorry.
[pushes book aside revealing a magazine with herself on the cover]
Guess I'll have to read this. Oh, she's pretty. Oh wait, that's me.
Dave
Alright, head count.
[appears wearing a monster costume made out of a bag]
BOO! [roars until Dave removes the bag] You like my jungle monster costume? Eleanor made it for me.
Eleanor Yeah! Out of the barf bag!
Dave
Yeah, nice. [tosses bag aside and does a head count] Where's Alvin?
[over intercom]
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking: we're cleared for an untimed departure for Timbuktu. If Timbuktu is not for you, please alert the flight attendant by pressing your call button.
Dave
[The passengers do so]
Alvin...
Flight Attendant Sir, please return to your seat, we're about to take off.
Flight Attendant [Alvin jumps off the food cart, accidentally pressing the release lever]
Sit, now!
Uh-oh.
Dave
But he–
Flight Attendant Sit!
Dave
[The cart rolls down the aisle]
No, no, no! [The cart crashes into him] ALVIN!! [Alvin smiles nervously; the plane takes off]
Dave
Let go!
[The necklace breaks apart and flies off, Ian falls in the bushes. Dave falls down on the ground. The screen pans to Simone and Theodore, who are still running away. The necklace gets onto Simone's body.]
Ian It's good to be back, huh?
Dave
Sure is.
Ian Sold Zoe's story to Hollywood. Huge bidding war. Keira Knightley is interested. I'm thinking 50 Cent for me.
