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[Alvin is providing commentary on Brittany's shuffleboarding move, much to her annoyance]
Alvin: Brittany approaches her puck... adjusts her stance... looks over at me quite annoyed... wonders to herself if I'm ever going to shut my mouth... realizes I'm not...and makes her move...
[Brittany misses]
Alvin: And... OH! Oh, it's short! [laughs] A costly error, ladies and gentlemen! That's going to haunt her the rest of her career!
Brittany: [laughs sarcastically] You can make all the jokes you want, Alvin, but not even you can make this interesting.


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