Listen, lady. Maybe you should leave us alone, so we could focus more on surviving and less on killing ourselves.

Oh... [chuckles] That is a lot of uptight in a very little package.

I'm not uptight! I just don't wanna see one else getting hur– [something bites him] OW!

[The thing that bit Simon turns out to be a spider]

Criminy. What was that?

Oh, you know what? That was just a spider and they live here, because this is nature.

This is not just a spider! That's a "phoneutria bahiensis"; its bite contains a neurotoxin!

Ooh, Mr. Fancy Words. So what?

Alvin, toxin: poison, neuro: brain?

Oh, that's not good.

Uh, side effects include... changes in personality, loss of inhibition, dry mouth...

Okay, calm down. I get bitten probably twice a day by these little fellas and I am still completely normal.

[in disbelief]

Yes, normal.

Oh, no...