Most scenes together: Alvin & Simon (15), Alvin & Theodore (12), Simon & Theodore (10)
Sir?
Is there a problem?
Problem? What problem?
There sure is.
Oh, man!
Oh, right...
Whoopsie!
...that...
Guys...
...awwww, nuts!
[The camera focuses on the computer screen, which still shows the Chipmunks on the No Fly List.]
Before we perform, my brothers and I have a few things to set things straight. Earlier this evening, we accidentally ruined a very special evening for a very special woman and we'd like to make it up to her.
Yeah.
Alice? Barry has something he'd like to ask you... Again.
Barry Will you marry me this time?
Alice Yes.
Barry Thanks, Chipmunks.
And we just have one more quick thing to say. Dave... [in unison] We're really sorry.
We're sorry.
So we wrote this last song for you.
When I say "party", you say "Alvin". Party!
Alvin!
Party!
Alvin!
Party!
Um... Surprise?
Whoo-hoo! [freezes] Uh-oh!
Oh, boy... [sinks back into the pool]
Uh, if anyone needs us, we'll just be... [whispers] across the country.
Okay, guys, Miss Price from next door, she's gonna peek in on you, make sure you're all right.
What?! She's nuts! We should be the ones checking in on her.
Well, after that big party you guys threw, I don't feel very comfortable with you guys staying here unsupervised. You got it? [doorbell rings] Oh, that must be Samantha and Miles.
Yeah, he's gonna stay with you guys for a few days.
So, you don't feel comfortable leaving us alone, but you're okay leaving us with that psychopath?
No, he's a great kid. It'll be fun. You know, it'll be, uh, a good bonding experience for you guys.
Uh, I'm pretty sure Miles would interpret "bonding experience" as super-gluing us together.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I had fun getting in trouble with you guys.
The trip might be over, but as long as Alvin is around, we'll always get into trouble.
Thanks, Si.
Not a compliment.
Party!
ALVIN!!!!! [echoes, it fades back to New Orleans, where we see the party has already finished, and we see Miles carrying the boys on his back and walking down the street]
Okay, where was I? Shoulders up, shoulders down.
Okay!
Well, there's no way to sugarcoat it, Dave. The cops are here!
And they're having a blast!
Happy birthday, Dave!
I've always wanted a mom.
Guys, if Samantha is our mom, that makes Miles…
NO!!! [uses a paper bag to breathe out his hyperventilating]
Deep breaths, Theodore. In and out. It's going to be okay.
What are we gonna do?
Did you guys hear that?
Hear what?
Huh. Never mind.
Guys, last night was one of the best nights of my life.
It was pretty crazy.
Even that Suggs guy hung out with us.
Yeah, he's not that bad after all.
Hey! We missed a call from Dave. And a text. 27 of them.
Uh-oh!
Oh-no.
This where they told us to meet them, right?
Well, yelled at us to meet them.
Hopefully they had time to cool off on the plane.
There you are.
Dave!
Dave!
Mom!
Don't "Dave, Mom" us.
You know what, Dave? You're an artist, and you're emotional... and you follow your heart, but maybe I should take the lead one this one. You know, we keep a level head. Throw them a little Good Cop. Okay.
Okay.
Don't you "Dave, Mom" us. Do you have any idea how terrifying it is... to find out that your children are 2,000 miles away from where they're supposed to be? You are lucky that there are witnesses, [Everyone heard everything] because I am so mad right now... that I could just spit! Right here, on this floor!
Okay, okay, okay, okay. Nice Good Cop.
Dave, I swear, it wasn't as crazy as it looked on TV.
Oh, really? Well, let me just pull up some of Theodore's tweets from last night. "Only one word to describe this night, "Crazy, crazy, crazy,crazy." Or, "if you wanna get crazy, "go to New Orleans. It's the craziest." Or, "In a New Orleans Jazz Parade, "so crazy."
We're really sorry, Dave.
Sorry's not gonna cut it this time, guys. If were up to me, we'd be going home, but I gotta get back to Miami. Do not smile. You guys are grounded in Miami and also when we get back to LA.
You'll be so old, your fur will be gray.
Yeah, that goes for your fur too, Miles.
I don't have fur.
Well, whatever you have is grounded... for a long time. Let's go.
Huh. They didn't kill us after all
Feels like a win.
Girls, thank you. We owe you one.
You owe us way more than one, but, you're welcome.
Guys, we have to get back to auditions. Ryan's been texting me like crazy.
Come on, girls. Let's roll.
Bye, Theodore-able.
[Eleanor giggles, she runs after Brittany and Jeanette, Simon takes off his glasses as he looks at Theodore, who shrugs]
Hello, New Orleans! Direct from our Austin to Miami Combat Tour, we're The Chipmunks! [people of New Orleans cheering]
Is everybody ready to get their funk on?
The only reason we're not headed back to LA right now is because... I have to be here. As soon as the show is over, we're all going home. I don't think I've ever been more disappointed in you guys than I am right now.
If Dave didn't wanna get rid of us before, he definitely does now.
All because we only cared about if we were happy. Maybe it's a chipmunk thing, like hoarding, you know? Maybe we're emotional hoarders.
Actually, chipmunks are traditionally very caring creatures.
Oh, nuts. Well, that means it's us.
I'd do anything to fix this.
Is that safe?
No, it is absolutely not.
When I say "party", you say "Alvin". Party!
Alvin!
Party!
Alvin!
Party!
ALVIN!
It wasn't so much me as it was the peanuts dipped in cough syrup.
Alvin, these aren't even chipmunks. They're squirrels.
Beggars can't be choosers. Besides, once we put them in the shirts from the Alvin, Simon and Theodore dolls... Miss Price won't be able to tell the difference.
Yeah, let's do it.
Ooh, oh... I get to change me!
