Tony Hale movie quotes

View Quote What do you think they're gonna bring up when they interview me, huh? My decade of perfect service… or that one time that three chipmunks turned my flight into Noah's Ark?

View Quote [to Alvin] Do you know who you're talking to? I'm the police of the sky!

View Quote Let me explain. I have a reason to believe there is a fugitive chipmunk in your beard.

View Quote Coach Roberts: [to Riley, Grace, and Bree] Hey, girls. Congratulations on your win!
Joy: [gasps] That's the high school coach! [she and Disgust exclaim excitedly]
Coach Roberts: What a game! That last play? Whoo! The three of you were impressive!
Riley: Thanks, Coach Roberts.
Coach Roberts: Look, its last minute, but every year, I do a three-day skills camp. I invite all the best players in the area. I'd love for you girls to come.
Fear: Are we in a dream right now? Please, can somebody pinch me? [Anger punches him in the arm] Definitely awake.
Joy: If we impress Coach, she'll put the three of us on the team next year.
Anger: Ooh, the Fire Hawks. Finally, a team I can get behind!
Coach Roberts: What do you say?
Riley: YES! Thank you, Coach! Thank you, thank you!
Bree and Grace: [in unison] YES!
Coach Roberts: Great! We'll see you tomorrow. [Riley and her friends squeal in excitement; Later that evening, at Riley's house...]
Jill: What a big day!
Bill: Ha! You are such an all-star! Oh, you're going to knock the coach's skates off! Hockey scholarship, here we come!
Riley: [happily] Dad, stop! It's just hockey camp. I mean who knows what'll happen. [inside her mind, the memory of her getting a two-minute penalty for tripping shows up; worried] My penalty almost lost us the game today. What if I get to camp and screw it up?
Bill: Hey, don't talk like that.
Jill: Yeah. You did great today, honey.
Joy: Exactly! Mom gets it. [removes the memory]
Riley: Yeah, I guess.
Jill: We are so proud of you.

View Quote Joy: [as Riley goes to the penalty box, two minutes for tripping; voice-over] Okay, looks like we have a couple of minutes while Riley takes a breather. Let me catch you up. Riley is still exceptional. And not just because she's the top of her class, which by the way, she is. She's also really kind, and she's nice to stray cats, I mean, come on! Oh, and she's officially a teenager now. She got very tall, very fast.
Anger: [off-screen] Did we grow overnight?!
Sadness: [off-screen] Oh. That was our favorite shirt.
Joy: [voice-over] We even got braces with extra rubber bands!
Dentist: How does it feel?
Riley: Great! [one of the extra rubber bands snaps off from her braces and hits the dentist's face]
Dentist: Ow.
Riley: Sorry.
Joy: Riley's personality islands are still going strong.
Disgust: Glad to see Boy Band Island finally broke up.
Fear: But Goofball is still monkeying around! [laughs]
Sadness: Wait, where's Family Island?
Joy: It's right there. [gives Sadness binoculars]
Sadness: [sees Family Island through the binoculars, revealing to be smaller than the other islands] Oh, there it is. But what's that blocking it?
Joy: Oh, that's Friendship Island. Isn't it amazing? [voice-over] But we realized her islands aren't the only things made by memories. Way down, at the root level, these memories were also creating beliefs.

View Quote [Just as Riley arrives at hockey camp, she comes face-to-face with Valentino Ortiz.]
Val: You're the one Coach told us about. Riley, from... Michigan, right?
Anger: It's Minnesota, sweetie!
Disgust: No, no, no, no! We cannot correct Val Ortiz. [The console suddenly turns orange, with Riley speaking in an anxious manner.]
Riley: Yep, that's me. Riley from good ol' Michigan. [chuckles nervously]
Joy: [confused] Orange? Who made the console orange?
Anger: Do I look orange?
Fear: I didn't touch it.
Disgust: Orange is not my color.
Sadness: Not me.
[As they back away, they see what appears to be a new orange emotion with upturn frizzy hair, and wearing a striped-orange and white sweater and brown pants.]
Anxiety: Hello, everybody! [the emotions scream in surprise as Joy protects them] Oh, my gosh. I am just such a huge fan of yours! And now, here I am, meeting you, face to face. [squeals] Okay. How can I help?
Joy: Uh...
Anxiety: I can either take notes, get coffee, manage your calendar, walk your dog, carry your things, watch you sleep.
Joy: Wow, you have a lot of energy. Maybe you could just stay in once place.
Anxiety: Anything. Just call my name and I'm here for you.
Joy: Okay, love that and what was your name again?
Anxiety: Oh! I'm sorry. I got ahead of myself. Uh, I'm Anxiety. Uh, I'm one of Riley's new emotions and we are just super jazzed to be here. [carries three suitcases on each arm] Where can I put my stuff?
Disgust: Ah-ah-ah. What do you mean "we"?
[A little cyan emotion with sparkly eyes then appears as she climbs up on the console.]
Envy: [sighs] I wish I was as tall as all of you...
Anger: Who the heck are you?
Envy: I'm Envy. [gazes at Disgust's hair] Oh, look at your hair.
Disgust: Oh, yeah. Not happening.
Envy: [looks at Val; gasps] Look at her hair! We need hair like that. [presses a button on the console]
Riley: Oh, my gosh. I love the red in your hair. [slowly reaches out her hand to touch Val's red streak]
Val: [nervously] Oh. Uh...
Disgust: [gasps] What are you doing!? [panicky grabs Envy and pulls her away from the console]
Riley: Hey, maybe when I make the team, I can join Team Redhead, too! Yeah, yeah!
[A big pink emotion, wearing a gray hoodie, presses his hand on the console, making her blush in shock as he whimpers.]
Anger: Okay, who's this guy?
Sadness: What's your name, big fella?
Anxiety: That's Embarrassment. He's not really big on eye contact or like good talking, but he's a really sweet guy.
Joy: Well, welcome to Headquarters, Embarrassment. Oh. We're doing a fist? No? Going high. [high-fives him] You got a real sweaty palm there, buddy. [Embarrassment whimpers and kneels on the floor]
Val: Hey. You want to come with me, actually? We can meet some of the other Fire Hawks.
Anxiety: Oh, this is exciting. But we can't let her know we're excited. [The console then turns indigo]
Riley: [nonchalantly] Yep. Sounds good.
Anger: What emotion was that?
Anxiety: That's Ennui.
Joy: En-what?
[Pan over to Ennui, an indigo emotion wearing a tracksuit and socks, lounging on the couch while addicting to her phone]
Ennui: [groans] Ennui. It's what you would call "the boredom".
Joy: Well, come on up here, En-wur. Am I saying it right? En-wah. No. Oh! Nicknames! I'm gonna call you Oui-Oui.
Ennui: [uncaringly] Non.
Fear: How are you driving?
Ennui: Console app. [shows the app on her phone, demonstrating how it works]
Anger: Hey! Stop it! That's enough.
Joy: Now, now, I know new emotions can sometimes feel unhelpful at first, and you just want to... [squeezes Sadness] say to them, "Why are you so annoying?". But I've learned that every emotion is good for Riley. [tussles Sadness' hair] Even this turkey.
Anger: [reluctantly] Okay, fine.
[Ennui uses her console app, making Riley act wearily.]
Riley: Cool. Lead the way.
Val: All right, grab your stuff and follow me.

View Quote [first words] Trash?

View Quote I am not a toy, I'm a spork. [Woody: Forky, quiet!] I was made for soup, salad, maybe chili, and then the trash. I'm litter! FREEDOM!!

View Quote I’m trash.

View Quote Forky: Why are you wearing a dress, Woody?
Woody: It's called a poncho, Forky. Thought I'd change it up.

View Quote Rex: [exclaims worriedly] Are we getting donated?!
Karen Beverly: Mmm, donuts.
Forky: No, sweetie. "Donated." Wow. I love her, but this is gonna be hard.

View Quote Buzz: Where's Jessie? Where's Bullseye?!
Lilypad: I'm a little busy helping Bonnie right now.
Woody: What on earth happened at that sleepover?!
Lilypad: Excuse me. What are you? Are you like some sort of old man toy?
Woody: What?
Forky: She thinks you're old because you're bald, Woody.
Woody: [turns back to Lilypad, insulted] Why, you little--
Buzz: Where's Jessie?!
Woody: What happened to Bonnie?! She looks miserable!
Lilypad: Uh, the girls may have played hide-and-seek and, um, forgotten to find Bonnie.
Dolly: [gasps in shock along with the other toys] Poor Bonnie.
Woody: How could you let that happen?!
Lilypad: I didn't. You toys did this! These girls have been on The Pond for over a year, but Bonnie is behind because all of the time she's been playing with you! I need to bring her up to speed fast, starting with Turtle Tag. It's the quickest way for her to connect with the girls.
Buzz: I'm only gonna ask one more time, frog! Where is Jessie?!
Lilypad: Not my problem. I'm very busy.
Woody: [attempting to climb up the nightstand; reaching his breaking point] That's it. We'll make her talk.
Buzz: I'll do it, Woody!
Woody: Buzz, no!

View Quote Despereaux: [reads the page] "Once upon a time". That's great, isn't it? "Upon a time"? And they don't even tell you what time that is yet. It's like you have to find that out.
Furlough: You're not supposed to read it, Despereaux. You're supposed to eat it. [hands the ripped page to Despereaux] Good. I'll come back in an hour. [Despereaux reads the page again] And no reading! It's a rule.

View Quote Lester: How was the library?
Furlough: Fine.
Lester: Spoil your appetite?
Despereaux: No. Helped it, actually. Made me hungrier.
Lester: [chuckles] Good lad.
Despereaux: [picks up the big cheese with his fork] Ha ha!
Lester: [shocked, drops his cheese] Did you see they're putting up, uh, a new front on the crumb shop? Quite modern, yes.
Antoinette: Oh, but I liked the old one. Why do they have to keep changing?
[Despereaux looks into his cup, sees a reflection of a knight fighting bandits]

View Quote Despereaux: [referring to Princess Pea] She was beautiful, like an angel.
Furlough: You are crazy.
Despereaux: And she smelled so amazing, like a garden. [lies down on his bed]
Furlough: Despereaux, you can't talk to a human. That is the worst thing you can do!
Despereaux: No, it's the best thing I ever did.
Furlough: They will throw you in the dungeon. You will get eaten by rats!
Despereaux: It'll be worth it. They could tear at my flesh!
Furlough: [realizes what he said] Oh, this is bad...
Despereaux: [referring to Princess Pea again] And when she held me in her hand, it was-it was so soft, like floating on a pillow.
Furlough: You know what? I'm worried about you.
Despereaux: That's the point, Furlough. There's nothing to be afraid of.
Furlough: QUIET! They'll hear you.
Despereaux: C'mon, just try it. Just for a second, just try being brave.
Furlough: Oh...
Despereaux: And stop cowering!
Lester: [as he opens the bedroom curtains] What's going on in here? What's all this talk about princesses and br...bravery? [to Furlough, offscreen] Furlough, I wanna see you in my study right now.
[Furlough walks out of the room, Despereaux hugs Furlough's pillow and sits down]
Lester: [minutes later after hearing of Despereaux with Princess Pea] Are you sure?
Furlough: That's what he said.
Lester: A real human?
Furlough: A princess.
Lester: [sighs] We need to tell them. We need to tell the Mouse Council.
Antoinette: But they'll... [interrupted by Lester]
Lester: This is bad. This is very bad. If they find out.. If they find out that they didn't find out... Oh, then they'll find out that it was me who... [realizes what he's saying] Oh no.
Antoinette: BUT THEY'LL SEND HIM TO THE DUNGEON!
Furlough: Oh, he'll get eaten by rats!
Lester: [as Furlough and Antoinette begin to panic] No, not if we beg. If we really beg and show them that he-he's changed. That he's afraid. That he's afraid and he's turned into a mouse. And... Despereaux! [no response]