A character in The Tale of Despereaux (2008)

Lester quotes from The Tale of Despereaux (2008)

William H. Macy

Tied for 4th most-quoted character in The Tale of Despereaux (2008): in 4 of its 27 quotes
Most scenes with: Antoinette (3), Despereaux (2), Furlough (2)

Scenes with Lester

4 scenes
Lester
[as he runs home]

'Scuse me. 'Scuse me. [bumps into another mouse] Oh, sorry. Sorry.

Mayor

Tilling?

Lester

Mr. Mayor? Hello.

Mayor

Where are you going?

Lester

Oh, well, my... Uh, my baby is having a... Uh, uh, no. My wife is h-having a...

Mayor

Oh, right. Congratulations.

Lester

Thank you. Thank you, sir. I'm sorry, I-I really... Goodbye.

Lester

How was the library?

Fine.

Lester

Spoil your appetite?

No. Helped it, actually. Made me hungrier.

Lester
[chuckles]

Good lad.

[picks up the big cheese with his fork]

Ha ha!

Lester
[shocked, drops his cheese]

Did you see they're putting up, uh, a new front on the crumb shop? Quite modern, yes.

Oh, but I liked the old one. Why do they have to keep changing?
[Despereaux looks into his cup, sees a reflection of a knight fighting bandits]

[referring to Princess Pea]

She was beautiful, like an angel.

You are crazy.

And she smelled so amazing, like a garden. [lies down on his bed]

Despereaux, you can't talk to a human. That is the worst thing you can do!

No, it's the best thing I ever did.

They will throw you in the dungeon. You will get eaten by rats!

It'll be worth it. They could tear at my flesh!

[realizes what he said]

Oh, this is bad...

[referring to Princess Pea again]

And when she held me in her hand, it was-it was so soft, like floating on a pillow.

You know what? I'm worried about you.

That's the point, Furlough. There's nothing to be afraid of.

QUIET! They'll hear you.

C'mon, just try it. Just for a second, just try being brave.

Oh...

And stop cowering!

Lester
[as he opens the bedroom curtains]

What's going on in here? What's all this talk about princesses and br...bravery? [to Furlough, offscreen] Furlough, I wanna see you in my study right now.

Lester
[Furlough walks out of the room, Despereaux hugs Furlough's pillow and sits down] [minutes later after hearing of Despereaux with Princess Pea]

Are you sure?

That's what he said.

Lester

A real human?

A princess.

Lester
[sighs]

We need to tell them. We need to tell the Mouse Council.

But they'll... [interrupted by Lester]

Lester

This is bad. This is very bad. If they find out.. If they find out that they didn't find out... Oh, then they'll find out that it was me who... [realizes what he's saying] Oh no.

BUT THEY'LL SEND HIM TO THE DUNGEON!

Oh, he'll get eaten by rats!

Lester
[as Furlough and Antoinette begin to panic]

No, not if we beg. If we really beg and show them that he-he's changed. That he's afraid. That he's afraid and he's turned into a mouse. And... Despereaux! [no response]

Isn't there something you can do?!

Lester

Antoinette, stop, right now. Stop that. You have to trust them. They are the Council! They're the Council because, because they're...the Council. [sighs] They're the Council.

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