A character in The Tale of Despereaux (2008)

Despereaux quotes from The Tale of Despereaux (2008)

Matthew Broderick

Tied for most-quoted character in The Tale of Despereaux (2008): in 10 of its 27 quotes
Most scenes with: Furlough (3), Roscuro (2), Lester (2)

Scenes with Despereaux

10 scenes
Despereaux
[reads the page]

"Once upon a time". That's great, isn't it? "Upon a time"? And they don't even tell you what time that is yet. It's like you have to find that out.

You're not supposed to read it, Despereaux. You're supposed to eat it. [hands the ripped page to Despereaux] Good. I'll come back in an hour. [Despereaux reads the page again] And no reading! It's a rule.

Despereaux

So, you're a gentleman.

[turns to Despereaux]

Tell me that story... about the princess. Tell me what she looked like.

Despereaux

Well, she was...

Was she angry?

Despereaux

No. No, not at all. Her heart was full of... longing.

What's longing?

And that's how a friendship is born. Over the next few weeks, he told Roscuro everything he knew about loyalty and honor and chivalry and courage. He told him about the princess, and where her longing came from. That she missed the rain, and the soup, and even the rats.

Even the rats?

He told him about their code of honor, about his noble quest, about duty and loyalty. And there, in the darkness of the cellar, two knights pledged devotion to a princess who was trapped inside a castle. Trapped in a life full of pain and longing. Even if no one could tell.

How was the library?

Fine.

Spoil your appetite?

Despereaux

No. Helped it, actually. Made me hungrier.

[chuckles]

Good lad.

Despereaux
[picks up the big cheese with his fork]

Ha ha!

[shocked, drops his cheese]

Did you see they're putting up, uh, a new front on the crumb shop? Quite modern, yes.

Oh, but I liked the old one. Why do they have to keep changing?
[Despereaux looks into his cup, sees a reflection of a knight fighting bandits]

Despereaux
[referring to Princess Pea]

She was beautiful, like an angel.

You are crazy.

Despereaux

And she smelled so amazing, like a garden. [lies down on his bed]

Despereaux, you can't talk to a human. That is the worst thing you can do!

Despereaux

No, it's the best thing I ever did.

They will throw you in the dungeon. You will get eaten by rats!

Despereaux

It'll be worth it. They could tear at my flesh!

[realizes what he said]

Oh, this is bad...

Despereaux
[referring to Princess Pea again]

And when she held me in her hand, it was-it was so soft, like floating on a pillow.

You know what? I'm worried about you.

Despereaux

That's the point, Furlough. There's nothing to be afraid of.

QUIET! They'll hear you.

Despereaux

C'mon, just try it. Just for a second, just try being brave.

Oh...

Despereaux

And stop cowering!

[as he opens the bedroom curtains]

What's going on in here? What's all this talk about princesses and br...bravery? [to Furlough, offscreen] Furlough, I wanna see you in my study right now.

[Furlough walks out of the room, Despereaux hugs Furlough's pillow and sits down] [minutes later after hearing of Despereaux with Princess Pea]

Are you sure?

That's what he said.

A real human?

A princess.

[sighs]

We need to tell them. We need to tell the Mouse Council.

But they'll... [interrupted by Lester]

This is bad. This is very bad. If they find out.. If they find out that they didn't find out... Oh, then they'll find out that it was me who... [realizes what he's saying] Oh no.

BUT THEY'LL SEND HIM TO THE DUNGEON!

Oh, he'll get eaten by rats!

[as Furlough and Antoinette begin to panic]

No, not if we beg. If we really beg and show them that he-he's changed. That he's afraid. That he's afraid and he's turned into a mouse. And... Despereaux! [no response]

Mayor
[offscreen]

Despereaux Tilling!

Mayor
[Despereaux looks up and finds the Mouse Council slowly approaching him]

How long have you been working on this book?

Despereaux

Um, a week?

Mayor

A week? You've hardly cracked it.

Despereaux

Well, I was...I just wanted to see how it ends.

Hovis
[approaches Despereaux]

Come with me.

Hovis
[Despereaux goes with Hovis]

Stand there.

Despereaux
[Despereaux stands on the spool, Hovis searches through the threads, picks the red string]

Red?

Hovis

So they tell me. [as he ties the red thread around Despereaux's string] So, you're the brave one.

Despereaux

I guess.

Hovis

It's good. It'll carry well down there. Wear it proudly. It's not shame. It's time.

Hovis
[the scene cuts to Hovis and Despereaux going to the dungeon] [referring to the other mice]

It's alright, they're too scared to come down here.

Despereaux
[looks down in the dungeon]

In there?

Hovis

I'm afraid so. Courage, right?

Despereaux

And truth. And honor.

Hovis

Good. But especially courage.

Despereaux
[walks to the edge of the plank]

I'm ready.

Hovis

Alright. Then you need to... [his machine goes loose]
[Despereaux falls in the dungeon and Hovis slows down his machine which slows down Despereaux's fall. Despereaux swings over to a wall and goes in a window]

Smudge
[whistles to the other rats]

Lads, let's go, on the double.

Gregory
[Gregory wakes up and the rats flee to the grates] [picks up his lamp]

Who is that? Who goes there? Who is that?

Despereaux

Despereaux Tilling.

Gregory

Are you a man or are you a mouse? [his lamp shines onto Despereaux]

Despereaux

I...am a gentleman [Gregory picks him up by his tail]

Pack Rat #1

It's a mouse!

Pack Rat #2

I'm hungry!

Smudge

Shh! Quiet, lads. Patience.

Gregory
[as he sits down]

And what makes you...a gentleman?

Despereaux

A code... A code of honor.

Gregory

Ah-ha! You're a strange little mouse, aren't you? And where'd you find this "code of honor"?

Despereaux
[as he partly slips out of Gregory's knuckle]

Well, in a legend. A legend that I read.

Gregory

Fine. Well, tell me this legend of yours. I could do with a good story right now.

Despereaux

Well, it's about a princess and a knight. And his quest to save her honor.

Gregory

Ah, it was the princess who took away my soup.

Despereaux

She didn't take it. In fact, she misses it too!

Gregory

How'd you know all this?

Despereaux

I've seen her.

Gregory
[gasps]

Seen her?

Despereaux

I've talked to her.

Gregory

Talked to her?

Despereaux

That's why they sent me down here.

Gregory

Hmm. And what did this princess tell you when you had your little audience? Eh? [laughs briefly] Oh, you must be a royal mouse. Is that it?

Despereaux

She told me that she missed the soup. And the rain. And, most of all, the sunlight. And that she just wanted it all to come back again.

Gregory
[pause]

Well, I don't wanna hear your little stories about princesses and sunshine. [stands up] Go tell them to the rats! [throws Despereaux to the floor, walks out]

Smudge

Alright, boys, c'mon! [him and the other rats went after Despereaux, except Roscuro who stayed behind]

Despereaux

What kind of a quest?

Uh, to right a terrible wrong.

Despereaux

But who did you wrong?

Okay. [turns to Despereaux] Do you remember, uh, when they banished the rats?

Despereaux

Sure, yes.

Okay. Well, it wasn't all the rats they banished. I mean, they did, but it was all because of one particular rat...in particular.

Despereaux
[softly]

Oh...

Mm-hmm. [referring to Princess Pea] If I could just tell her I'm sorry, that I'm, you know, I'm really sorry, that I didn't mean for any of this to happen. If she could just hear me say it, you know, just-just hear my voice, she-she would...she'd know how much I meant it.

Despereaux

That is a very noble quest.

Despereaux
[Princess Pea is seen crying in her cell] [offscreen]

Milady. [Princess Pea looks up] Psst, milady.

Princess Pea
[as she stands up]

Oh, my little mouse! It's you!

Despereaux

I will deliver you from this evil, ma'am.

Princess Pea

Oh, no. Just go find my father. Take this chain from around my neck to show him you're honest and truthful.

Despereaux

Oh, I am. Honest and truthful and loyal and...

Princess Pea
[interrupts Despereaux]

I know. But hurry. Here, take it. [Despereaux takes her necklace] There isn't much time.

[throws pieces of cauliflower]

Cauliflower?

Baldo

Perfect. Yes, it's about time.

Celery?

Baldo

Good.

Despereaux

Hello! Down here! [ignored] The princess is in danger! Look down here! [still ignored, finds a needle]

Baldo
[offscreen]

Not too much.

[offscreen]

Fantastique. [sniffs]

Baldo

Bellissima.

Brava...OOOOWW! [Despereaux hops off, Andre is in pain]

Despereaux

The princess is in danger!

Ooh! [looks down on Despereaux] You're a cute little mouse. W-Would you like some soup? [picks up Despereaux]

Despereaux

No, I don't want... The princess is in danger!

And a talking mouse too.

Despereaux

Listen, you've gotta help me.

Perhaps a little cheese? [puts down Despereaux]

Despereaux
[infuriated]

NO, I DON'T WANT ANY CHEESE! THE PRINCESS, SHE'S IN DANGER! SHE'S LOCKED IN THE DUNGEON!

Baldo
[gasps in shock]

In the dungeon?

Oh, don't be silly, my little mouse. Everything is fine. The princess is perfectly safe up in the... [interrupted by the sound of lightning]

[rain pours down from the clouds and the people of Dor came outside to see for themselves] [looks out his window]

Oh my... Baldo! Look! [turns around] It's... Baldo? Where are you?
[cut to the castle hallway, where Baldo, carrying Desperaux on his shoulder, charge through the doors.]

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