Mig quotes from The Tale of Despereaux (2008)

Princess. Who's the princess? I'm the princess. I'm the princess! My comb, my hat, my gloves, and my... [sniffs] ...pretty powder on my pretty princess face.

And whaddaya think you're doing?!

Ma'am!

Where did you get all this?

I just borrowed it, ma'am.

Borrowed it?

I was gonna put them all back.

See that you do! [snatches the crown from Mig's head] And you can spend the whole week taking slop to the dungeon for your little...escapade. [scoffs] Princess. [closes the door]

Pretty princess. Pretty, pretty princess pie. What a pretty princess. It's my gloves, my comb, my jewelly, girly hat, [wears fake crown] all sitting on my...princess head. [as she rips the picture of Princess Pea] Who's the pretty princess pumpkin pie?!

You are.

Right. I am.

You are. And you should be dressed in those clothes.

Quite right. I should.

Mm-hmm. And you should lounge in that bed.

Lounging. Lounging 'round, yes, the whole day.

And you should be wearing that crown.

I should be wearing a frown?

No no no. [hops onto Mig's shoulder] Not a frown, a crown.

Can't here me own self think. [looks at Roscuro] AH!

Who are you?

I'm here to help you.

Can't be caught with a real rat in my bunk. No, I don't think so. [gasps]

And what they found you with the painting of the princess? You think that's as bad as a rat? I want the same thing you do.

You can do this. You know you can.

I know I can.

She belongs in the dungeon and you belong in the palace like a princess.