J Juryman
Troop Kronk is disqualified! [Kronk and his kids gasp in horrified shock] The aquatic competition goes to Troop Birdwell!
Kronk
[Birdwell's kids cheer as they win a point]
Hey, that's not fair!
Miss Birdwell
You ruined the aquatic event for my poppets.
Kronk
But now you've ruined it for my, uh…
T Tipo
[whispers]
Poppets.
Kronk
Poppets. I knew that.
Miss Birdwell
Well then, I suppose you should've thought of that sooner. Come alone, chippers! Toodle pip. Toodle pip.
Kronk
Why?! Why is this happening?! I just don't understand. It just doesn't make any sense. [trying to tie Tipo's shoelaces] Was it loop over, loop under and pull, or loop under, loop over and pull? Tipo, you okay, little pal?
T Tipo
We're gonna lose the trophy because of her.
Kronk
So, it all comes down to one event.
Miss Birdwell
The Chipmunk cheer off!
B Both
There's only one thing to do.
Miss Birdwell
Practice, practice, practice!
Kronk
Do whatever it takes to WIN!
Devil Kronk
Hey, look. Aren't those your eggs?
Kronk
[reading the label on the egg carton]
"Kronk's Eggs. Property of Kronk. Do not touch except for Kronk." [confronts Birdwell] Hey! What are you doing with my eggs?!
Miss Birdwell
What are you doing with my raisins, sir?
Kronk
These aren't your raisins.
Miss Birdwell
[swipes the box out of his hand; reads the label]
"Birdwell's Raisins. Property of Birdwell. Do not touch except for Birdwell."
Kronk
Huh. You think I would have seen that. I need those raisins.
Miss Birdwell
Well, I need them more!
Kronk
Then you're ruining this for my kids!
Miss Birdwell
You're wrecking it for mine!
Kronk
You disqualified us!
Miss Birdwell
You tried to drown us!
Kronk
This is all your fault!
Miss Birdwell
This is all your fault! [steps on his foot]
Kronk
Is not!
Miss Birdwell
Is too, you twit!
Kronk
Give!
Miss Birdwell
You give!
Miss Birdwell
[reading the label on the sack]
"Tipo's Itching Powder. Property of Tipo. Do not touch except for…" Tipo, how could you?! I'm so disappointed.
Kronk
Oh, no. What am I gonna do?
Devil Kronk
Eh, let the kid take the rap. He'll do easy time.
Angel Kronk
You put the idea in his head. Look at him out there. He's six.
Kronk
Uh-oh, the lip. Not the lip.
Devil Kronk
Don't look directly at it! You start flapping your jaw, the girl goes bye-bye.
Kronk
Forever?
Devil Kronk
Heartbreak City.
Kronk
No.
Angel Kronk
So you're just gonna weasel out while they send Tipo off to the big house?
Devil Kronk
You forgetting something? [holds up the drawing of Papi with the thumbs-up in front of his face] You want this, you need that.
Miss Birdwell
You could have hurt somebody. I cannot believe that you would disgrace the Chipmunk name in this manner!
Kronk
But Tipo needs me. Let him go! It's all my fault.
Miss Birdwell
[gasps in shock]
Kronky-poo, you told Tipo to cheat?
Kronk
I told him, "do whatever it takes to win." Wait! It was all a big mistake.
Miss Birdwell
I'll say it was. The biggest mistake of my life! I thought I could trust you.
Kronk
But Ms. Birdy-poo...
Miss Birdwell
Don't ever call me that again! On second thought, don't call me ever!
