Sylvia Can't you see I'm cooking scrapple!
Most-quoted role: Sylvia in A Dirty Shame (2004), 10 quotes
Movies Sylvia Sylvia PINK STEEL!
Sylvia I'm just Sylvia Stickles, I'm a horny woman with a head injury.
Miss Birdwell He can't do this to my little chippers!
She can't do this to my little chippers.
Yeah!
That's it. Oh, that's it. The gloves are coming off. We're going mano a womano.
Both
Let the games begin!
So, it all comes down to one event.
Miss Birdwell The Chipmunk cheer off!
Both
There's only one thing to do.
Miss Birdwell Practice, practice, practice!
Do whatever it takes to WIN!
Juryman
Troop Kronk is disqualified! [Kronk and his kids gasp in horrified shock] The aquatic competition goes to Troop Birdwell!
Miss Birdwell You ruined the aquatic event for my poppets.
But now you've ruined it for my, uh…
Poppets. I knew that.
Miss Birdwell Well then, I suppose you should've thought of that sooner. Come alone, chippers! Toodle pip. Toodle pip.
Why?! Why is this happening?! I just don't understand. It just doesn't make any sense. [trying to tie Tipo's shoelaces] Was it loop over, loop under and pull, or loop under, loop over and pull? Tipo, you okay, little pal?
We're gonna lose the trophy because of her.
You can do this. You know you can.
Mig I know I can.
[referring to Princess Pea]
She belongs in the dungeon and you belong in the palace like a princess.
Mig Pretty princess. Pretty, pretty princess pie. What a pretty princess. It's my gloves, my comb, my jewelly, girly hat, [wears fake crown] all sitting on my...princess head. [as she rips the picture of Princess Pea] Who's the pretty princess pumpkin pie?!
You are.
Mig Right. I am.
You are. And you should be dressed in those clothes.
Mig Quite right. I should.
Mm-hmm. And you should lounge in that bed.
Mig Lounging. Lounging 'round, yes, the whole day.
And you should be wearing that crown.
Mig [confused]
I should be wearing a frown?
No no no. [hops onto Mig's shoulder] Not a frown, a crown.
Mig [gasps]
Can't here me own self think. [looks at Roscuro] AH!
Mig [Roscuro constantly shushes Mig as she screams]
Who are you?
I'm here to help you.
Mig Can't be caught with a real rat in my bunk. No, I don't think so. [gasps]
[closes Mig's lips]
And what they found you with the painting of the princess? You think that's as bad as a rat? I want the same thing you do.
Mig Princess. Who's the princess? I'm the princess. I'm the princess! My comb, my hat, my gloves, and my... [sniffs] ...pretty powder on my pretty princess face.
Louise
And whaddaya think you're doing?!
Mig Ma'am!
Louise
Where did you get all this?
Mig I just borrowed it, ma'am.
Louise
Borrowed it?
Mig I was gonna put them all back.
Louise
[yells in Mig's ear]
See that you do! [snatches the crown from Mig's head] And you can spend the whole week taking slop to the dungeon for your little...escapade. [scoffs] Princess. [closes the door]