Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Kronk's New Groove (2005): in 5 of its 37 quotes
Most scenes with: Kronk (4), Miss Birdwell (2), Chaca (2)
Look at them. They're really snot and polish.
Yeah. It's "spit and polish."
Snot.
Spit.
Snot!
Spit!
Snot!
Spit!
Snot!
Spit!
Snot!
Whoa, whoa. Easy, kids. Spit, snot, same general neighborhood.
Troop Kronk is disqualified! [Kronk and his kids gasp in horrified shock] The aquatic competition goes to Troop Birdwell!
You ruined the aquatic event for my poppets.
But now you've ruined it for my, uh…
Poppets.
Poppets. I knew that.
Well then, I suppose you should've thought of that sooner. Come alone, chippers! Toodle pip. Toodle pip.
Why?! Why is this happening?! I just don't understand. It just doesn't make any sense. [trying to tie Tipo's shoelaces] Was it loop over, loop under and pull, or loop under, loop over and pull? Tipo, you okay, little pal?
We're gonna lose the trophy because of her.
He can't do this to my little chippers!
She can't do this to my little chippers.
Yeah!
That's it. Oh, that's it. The gloves are coming off. We're going mano a womano.
Let the games begin!
We can't let him down. We just gotta win that trophy for Kronk!
You know what I'd do? Cheat.
What am I hearing? You can't do that!
Nah-nah-nah-nah!
Stop it! Stop it!
Ha-ha! Crybaby, crybaby, stick your head in pie, baby!
Make him stop! Make him…
Hey, Kronk said, "Do whatever it takes to win."
Yeah. Whatever it takes.
You wanna borrow my house?
And me?
And them, if it's not too much trouble.
Kronk, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Trust me, I am, but not as much as I'd be if Papi finds out I'm a failure, he's gonna come at me with everything. [quickly] The Cold Shoulder, the Frenzied Eyebrow, the Grimace of Doom, the Sneer of Despair, the Crippling Wince of Guilt, the Scowl of Impending Wrath, and worst of all, the Nostril Flare of Total Rejection.
What's wrong with Kronk?
Duh. You made him look like a big fat liar in front of Miss Birdwell.
Hey, don't guilt-trip the kid! It's not his fault.
No, he's right. I've got to help him.
Pacha.
You saw the Nostril Flare of Total Rejection. We have to do something before his father gets here.
Too late, he's here.
