Chicha
Boy, the place is packed.
Kronk
Yeah, never had this many friends when I was an evil henchman.
Pacha
And look at you now, chef at Mudka's.
Kronk
And head delivery boy!
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Kronk
I get my one-year pin next week.
Pacha
You wanna borrow my house?
Chicha
And me?
Kronk
And them, if it's not too much trouble.
Chicha
Kronk, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Kronk
Trust me, I am, but not as much as I'd be if Papi finds out I'm a failure, he's gonna come at me with everything. [quickly] The Cold Shoulder, the Frenzied Eyebrow, the Grimace of Doom, the Sneer of Despair, the Crippling Wince of Guilt, the Scowl of Impending Wrath, and worst of all, the Nostril Flare of Total Rejection.
What's wrong with Kronk?
Duh. You made him look like a big fat liar in front of Miss Birdwell.
Hey, don't guilt-trip the kid! It's not his fault.
No, he's right. I've got to help him.
Pacha
Now come on, Chicha, he's our friend.
Chicha
Pacha.
Pacha
You saw the Nostril Flare of Total Rejection. We have to do something before his father gets here.
Too late, he's here.
Kronk
Machu Picchu!
Rudy
Kronky-wonky! [jumps into his hands]
Kronk
Rudy!
Papi
Who is this?
Rudy
Why, I'm the lovely Mrs. Kronk.
Papi
Kronker!
Kronk
Right, I'll go check on dinner. [drops Rudy and dashes into the kitchen]
Rudy
Hey, is that any way to treat the lovely Mrs. Kronk?
Chicha
I thought I was the lovely Mrs. Kronk.
Rudy
Look at us. Putting on dresses. Pretending to be women.
Pacha
Kronk, what are you doing?!
Kronk
Dinner rush. I've got four specials and I've got a party of ten coming at 8:30.
Kronk!
Papi
Kronk? [Kronk screams and runs back into the kitchen] Kronk! [follows him into the kitchen] Let me get this straight. She's Mrs. Kronk, and she's Mrs. Kronk? [points to Chicha; to Rudy in disguise]
Kronk
Papi, I can explain.
I'm the lovely Mrs. Kronk.
Ow. You're stepping on my face.
Kronk
Or maybe not.
Papi
Is there anyone in this town who isn't Mrs. Kronk?
Daddy!
Kronk
How about them?
Papi
Who are they?
We're Kronk's adorable kids!
Kronk
Oh!
Kronk!
Sweetheart!
Kronk
Tina?! Marge?!
Marge.
Tina.
Oy.
Papi
Kronk!
Kronk
Well, at least that's everybody.
Kuzco
Boom, baby! Like how I weaseled myself in the movie? Nice.
Kronk
Kuzco?
Kuzco
How you doing, hot stuff?
Kronk
Hot stuff?! [holds up a sign reading, "Uh-oh"]
