Pacha quotes from Kronk's New Groove (2005) ... Movie Quotes Database

Played by John Goodman

Kronk's New Groove (2005) · 37 quotes

Scenes with Pacha

3 scenes

Chicha

Boy, the place is packed.

Kronk

Yeah, never had this many friends when I was an evil henchman.

Pacha

And look at you now, chef at Mudka's.

Kronk

And head delivery boy!

Man

[speaking fast]

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Kronk

I get my one-year pin next week.

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Pacha

You wanna borrow my house?

Chicha

And me?

Kronk

And them, if it's not too much trouble.

Chicha

Kronk, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Kronk

Trust me, I am, but not as much as I'd be if Papi finds out I'm a failure, he's gonna come at me with everything. [quickly] The Cold Shoulder, the Frenzied Eyebrow, the Grimace of Doom, the Sneer of Despair, the Crippling Wince of Guilt, the Scowl of Impending Wrath, and worst of all, the Nostril Flare of Total Rejection.

Tipo

What's wrong with Kronk?

Angel Tipo

Duh. You made him look like a big fat liar in front of Miss Birdwell.

Devil Tipo

Hey, don't guilt-trip the kid! It's not his fault.

Tipo

No, he's right. I've got to help him.

Pacha

[to his wife]

Now come on, Chicha, he's our friend.

Chicha

Pacha.

Pacha

You saw the Nostril Flare of Total Rejection. We have to do something before his father gets here.

Chaca

Too late, he's here.

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Kronk

Machu Picchu!

Rudy

[running over to Kronk, in his Mrs. Kronk disguise]

Kronky-wonky! [jumps into his hands]

Kronk

Rudy!

Papi

Who is this?

Rudy

Why, I'm the lovely Mrs. Kronk.

Papi

Kronker!

Kronk

Right, I'll go check on dinner. [drops Rudy and dashes into the kitchen]

Rudy

[annoyingly enters the kitchen]

Hey, is that any way to treat the lovely Mrs. Kronk?

Chicha

I thought I was the lovely Mrs. Kronk.

Rudy

Look at us. Putting on dresses. Pretending to be women.

Pacha

[enters the kitchen]

Kronk, what are you doing?!

Kronk

Dinner rush. I've got four specials and I've got a party of ten coming at 8:30.

Rudy, Chicha, and Pacha

Kronk!

Papi

Kronk? [Kronk screams and runs back into the kitchen] Kronk! [follows him into the kitchen] Let me get this straight. She's Mrs. Kronk, and she's Mrs. Kronk? [points to Chicha; to Rudy in disguise]

Kronk

Papi, I can explain.

Girl

I'm the lovely Mrs. Kronk.

Boy

Ow. You're stepping on my face.

Kronk

Or maybe not.

Papi

Is there anyone in this town who isn't Mrs. Kronk?

Ipi, Hildy, and Topo

Daddy!