Kuzco
Right now, it's Kronk's turn to be in the limelight.
A line from Kuzco
So, right about now, you're probably wondering, "Hey, where's that emperor guy?" Wella-wella-boom, baby! Kuzco here, coming to you live from the palace.
More lines from Kuzco
3 quotes Kuzco
Kuzco
Shut up! Whoo! Could she be crazier? Cuckoo! You see what's going on here, don't you, folks? Here's a hint. You got sewer slime, fancy packaging, crazy laugh like a demon from the bowels of the earth. It's a scam! Her potion's a fake! She's selling snake oil, people! Wake up! Oh, you saw it already, huh? Well, smarty, I bet you didn't see this! [camera zooms in on Yzma's armpit hairs] Oh, yikes! That is gonna haunt me in my nightmares. Can we just move on, please? Guy in the booth! Now!
Kuzco
Boom, baby! Like how I weaseled myself in the movie? Nice. (Kronk: Kuzco?) How you doing, hot stuff? (Kronk: Hot stuff?)
Scenes with Kuzco
1 scene
Kronk
Machu Picchu!
Rudy
[running over to Kronk, in his Mrs. Kronk disguise]
Kronky-wonky! [jumps into his hands]
Kronk
Rudy!
Papi
Who is this?
Rudy
Why, I'm the lovely Mrs. Kronk.
Papi
Kronker!
Kronk
Right, I'll go check on dinner. [drops Rudy and dashes into the kitchen]
Rudy
[annoyingly enters the kitchen]
Hey, is that any way to treat the lovely Mrs. Kronk?
Chicha
I thought I was the lovely Mrs. Kronk.
Rudy
Look at us. Putting on dresses. Pretending to be women.
Pacha
[enters the kitchen]
Kronk, what are you doing?!
Kronk
Dinner rush. I've got four specials and I've got a party of ten coming at 8:30.
Rudy, Chicha, and Pacha
Kronk!
Papi
Kronk? [Kronk screams and runs back into the kitchen] Kronk! [follows him into the kitchen] Let me get this straight. She's Mrs. Kronk, and she's Mrs. Kronk? [points to Chicha; to Rudy in disguise]
Kronk
Papi, I can explain.
Girl
I'm the lovely Mrs. Kronk.
Boy
Ow. You're stepping on my face.
Kronk
Or maybe not.
Papi
Is there anyone in this town who isn't Mrs. Kronk?
Ipi, Hildy, and Topo
Daddy!
Kronk
How about them?
Papi
Who are they?
Ipi, Hildy, and Topo
We're Kronk's adorable kids!
Kronk
Oh!
Pacha, Papi, Rudy, and Chicha
Kronk!
Marge and Tina
Sweetheart!
Kronk
Tina?! Marge?!
Marge
Marge.
Tina
Tina.
Mata
Oy.
Papi
Kronk!
Kronk
Well, at least that's everybody.
Kuzco
Boom, baby! Like how I weaseled myself in the movie? Nice.
Kronk
Kuzco?
Kuzco
How you doing, hot stuff?
Kronk
[horrified]
Hot stuff?! [holds up a sign reading, "Uh-oh"]
