Scuzz Hey, we made it, man. Nice. I'm sure that beats flying.
Played by David Spade 
Racing Stripes (2005) · 92 quotes
Racing Stripes (2005) · 92 quotes
Tied for 7th most-quoted character in Racing Stripes (2005): in 7 of its 92 quotes
Most scenes with: Buzz (3), Tucker (2)
Oh, come on, man. That song's already ruined. You need some good tunes like this. [Imitates guitar and sings] Can't touch this./Music hits me so hard/Makes me say "Oh, my Lord./Thank you for giving me with a mind to rhyme and a do-da-dee..."
More lines from Scuzz
2 quotes Scuzz Scuzz It's the filly. It always is. Hey! Hey, she's from Philly. I didn't know she was from Philly. Oh, man, I love those Philly cheese steaks. Or any kind of cheese, really. Or, actually, any kind of food from anywhere... especially candy and poop. What were we talking about?
Scenes with Scuzz
4 scenes Scuzz Yeah, you know, I saw you and I was about to say to my brother Buzz: "I never seen a black horse with white stripes.
You dimwit! He is obviously a white horse with black stripes. Now, anybody could see that.
It's that filly, Sandy. It's always a filly.
Scuzz Filly? I didn't know she was from Philly. You know, I really like those Philly Cheesesteaks. Actually, I like any kind of cheese. Actually, I like any kind of food from anywhere. Especially candy and poop. What were we talking about again?
I hate my life.
Scuzz Is he always like this?
Worse. Much worse.
Scuzz [singing]
Live together in perfect harmony.
Both
Side by side on my piano keyboard--
Get off me, you stupid flies! Get off!
Man, "Ebony and Ivory" didn't work. That's a first.
Scuzz Told you we should've rapped.
Not a chance. The Chief will never go for it.
Of course he will. Just like somebody else I know. He just needs a little push.
