Yeah, you know, I saw you and I was about to say to my brother Buzz: "I never seen a black horse with white stripes.
Buzz You dimwit! He is obviously a white horse with black stripes. Now, anybody could see that.
Played by Steve Harvey 
Racing Stripes (2005) · 92 quotes
Racing Stripes (2005) · 92 quotes
Tied for 10th most-quoted character in Racing Stripes (2005): in 5 of its 92 quotes
Most scenes with: Scuzz (3)
Scenes with Buzz
5 scenes Buzz Buzz It's that filly, Sandy. It's always a filly.
Filly? I didn't know she was from Philly. You know, I really like those Philly Cheesesteaks. Actually, I like any kind of cheese. Actually, I like any kind of food from anywhere. Especially candy and poop. What were we talking about again?
Buzz I hate my life.
Buzz [to Scuzz]
I have 25 million brothers and sisters, and mom always tells me to look out for you!
Buzz [to Stripes]
Hey, Stripes! Check this out. [singing] Ebony and ivory.
Both
Side by side on my piano keyboard--
Get off me, you stupid flies! Get off!
Buzz Man, "Ebony and Ivory" didn't work. That's a first.
Told you we should've rapped.
Buzz [Stripes trots off in anger]
We've gotta get this kid into the race.
Not a chance. The Chief will never go for it.
Of course he will. Just like somebody else I know. He just needs a little push.
Buzz [to Scuzz]
AW! AH! What is that!? I've got a million eyes, and you got every one of them burning!
