Miss Dalrymple (to Channing)
This is a racetrack, dear, not the Serengeti.
Tucker
Dustin Hoffman · 20 quotes
Goose
Joe Pantoliano · 18 quotes
Sir Trenton
Fred Thompson · 12 quotes
Stripes
Frankie Muniz · 12 quotes
Franny
Whoopi Goldberg · 10 quotes
Reggie
Jeff Foxworthy · 8 quotes
Nolan Walsh
Bruce Greenwood · 7 quotes
Scuzz
David Spade · 7 quotes
Trenton's Pride
Joshua Jackson · 7 quotes
Buzz
Steve Harvey · 5 quotes
Sandy
Mandy Moore · 5 quotes
Lightning
Snoop Dogg · 4 quotes
Most scenes together: Franny & Tucker (8), Stripes & Sandy (5), Tucker & Goose (4)
Racing Stripes quotes
Page 1 of 7 Miss Dalrymple Miss Dalrymple What is that dreadful child up to now?
Well, subdivide me and Kentucky fry me!
Roughshod
Hey, plow-boy! You missed a spot.
Channing (Channing walks to Old Blue, but Goose destroys the tire)
Oh, that's just great.
Oh, come on. [drops motorcycle]
Channing [about the flat tire on the truck]
How long will it take to put on the spare?
Honey, that, that is the spare. (Channing sighs, Nolan notices that the rim is missing) What the--?
[to Scuzz]
AW! AH! What is that!? I've got a million eyes, and you got every one of them burning!
[to Scuzz]
I have 25 million brothers and sisters, and mom always tells me to look out for you!
Both
Side by side on my piano keyboard--
Get off me, you stupid flies! Get off!
Man, "Ebony and Ivory" didn't work. That's a first.
Told you we should've rapped.
Not a chance. The Chief will never go for it.
Of course he will. Just like somebody else I know. He just needs a little push.
It's that filly, Sandy. It's always a filly.
Filly? I didn't know she was from Philly. You know, I really like those Philly Cheesesteaks. Actually, I like any kind of cheese. Actually, I like any kind of food from anywhere. Especially candy and poop. What were we talking about again?
I hate my life.
Channing [to Stripes]
Welcome to your new home, Stripes.
Stripes?
Channing Well, "Spot" doesn't work, now, does it?
Clara Dalrymple [to John Cooper]
And what are you going to say about that?
John Cooper Mind your own business.
Question time. What exactly are you?
I don't know.
Okay. We can rule out genius.
There's Sandy.
Yeah, and there's Sir Trenton, all fifteen hundred pounds of him. We'll never get her out of there.
Well would you look at that. He loves to run. It's in his heart!
Yeah, but that's still not enough.
You could train him. Then it would be enough.
Let me put it this way, Franny. The legs are too short, the head's too big, he's got about as much chance to race as me. Besides, (walking away) I have go better things to do.
Oh, go fix your hair.
I heard that.