Imagine my relief to have her support.
Anyway, sir. Like I said, without the chip, you... (Dr. Claw shows his chip) So you made the chip.
Hey, that's just looks like the guy we almost killed.
(Dr. Claw inserts the chip to activate RoboGadget)
Chips ahoy! Good morning, RoboGadget. You are the most advanced piece of computer technology in the world. What are you going to do now?
RoboGadget I'm going to kick some butt.
He looks so real.
(RoboGadget pokes Sykes' eyes)
Dump this idiot in the junkyard. (Sykes grabs Dr. Kramer) Not that idiot, this one.
I wish you'd be specific, we got an awful lotta idiots 'round here.
Attention, RoboGadget, destroy the city completely and have some fun.
RoboGadget Sure thing, boss.
Okey-dokle, Sir. I've, uh, pretty much completed "Prometheus", per your specifications. And I must say the likeness is really quite convincing.
Good. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, Kramer.
Hey, isn't that Dr. Brenda Bradford's private data?
Oh. Yes. I tapped into her files and stole her research.
[mocking]
"Why would you do that? Why would you do that?" [chortles mockingly and pinches Kramer's nose] Kramer, don't look so nonplussed. [lets go of Kramer's nose] Now that Dr. Bradford is part of the "Scolex Team", we share everything, or at least, we will.
Oh. Well, I think sharing files is a great way to bring the company together, you know, to make sure we're all singin' off the same song sheet, so to speak.
Imagine my relief to have your support.
Anyway, sir, like I said, without the chip, I don't think-- [Dr. Claw shows his chip] Oh! So, you made the chip.
Hey. That's just looks like the guy we almost killed.
[plugs ears]
Ohh, I didn't hear that!
Chips ahoy. [inserts the chip and activates RoboGadget, and gasps]
Good morning, RoboGadget. You have just been activated by the most advanced piece of computer technology in the world. What are you going to do now?
RoboGadget [bell dings]
I'm gonna kick some butt.
It looks so real. [RoboGadget hits him] Yeow!
[laughs triumphantly]
Very good, yes! Oh, Robo, nothing can stop us now!
Greetings, Inspector. Glad you could drop in.
You blew up me and my Chevette. And I really liked that car.
Well, you crushed my hand, and I really liked that hand. So Go, Go, get over it.
I don't know what you're up to, Scolex, but you'll never get away with it!
[chortles]
Oh, how cliché, Inspector. I think somebody's been watching too many Saturday morning cartoons. [Claw, Kramer, and Inspector Gadget look at the viewer. Sykes looks puzzled.]. Unfortunately, Gadget, in the real world, evil often quite prevails. Tsk. Afraid so. [to Sykes] Pull him up. [Sykes pushes button to turn Gadget upwards.] Now, look how your current replacement is helping people... [chortles] ...to cross the street.
Hey, he looks just like me. I don't get it. Why would you do this?
I'll tell you why. To make techno-warriors that never get tired, never get hungry, and never say "no". Every army in the world would be made up of my creations. Imagine the confusion, Gadget, huh? Imagine the perks. COMPRENDÉ?!
[annoyed chuckle]
No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no. I comprendo, yo comprendo. Conjugate the word, for pity's sake.
Pull his N.S.A. chip before he butchers another language.
You're kidding, right? Okay, you see, he's always kidding! I never know.
This time, no. I wanna make sure nobody else can develop their own android. Do it! or you'll be building yourself a new head.
[laughs and grunts]
"New head".
[closes eyes]
Okay, I am not here right now. I am on a beach, with dolphins. And, oh, hi, look, it's a Starfish. [opens eyes] I don't feel so good. Ohh. [faints]
I'm sorry, Gadget. Good help is so hard to find these days. Would you mind if I do the honors, hmm? [Gadget shakes his head.] Well, here goes. Arrivèderci, ciao, ciao. [removes chip from Gadget and shuts him down.] Good-bye, Mr. Chip. [destroys N.S.A. chip, and the camera cuts to Gadget, with a shocked expression] Dump this idiot in the junkyard.
Yes, boss. [grabs Kramer]
[chortles]
Oh, no, not that idiot, this one.
[grunts]
I wish you'd be more specific. There's an awful lot of idiots around here.
[types on keyboard]
Attention, RoboGadget. Destroy the city and have some fun.
RoboGadget Okay, boss! You with the beard, come here!
RoboGadget [Inspector Gadget removes RoboGadget's head.]
Hey. Hey. What'd you do that for? We shouldn't be fighting. We have a lot in common, except that I have nicer teeth. I thought we could work together, be partners. Together, you and I could RULE THE WORLD!
You should've quit while you were ahead. [pauses and cringes at the cheesy pun, then tosses RoboGadget's head to the river]
RoboGadget CANNONBALL!!! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
