Penny quotes from Inspector Gadget (1999)

Penny

Having another hero cop dream, Uncle John?

Everytime I close my eyes. How was school?

Penny

Fine. Don't forget tommorow is the day parents come over to talk about their careers.

Oh, I have.

Is it that obvious?

Penny

Come on, Uncle John, you just need to loosen up. Be cool.

Have you been talking to my car?

Penny

What?

You'll see.

Penny

Uncle John, I love you, but I think you have a loose wire.

Penny

Uh, what about that?

Scolex Industries.

Hello! Finally, there's a detective in the house.

Wait a minute. If Scolex stole the foot then scolex murdered Dr... Oh no. Brenda.

Penny

What about me?

You're smarter than he is. Stay in the car. I don't mind babysitting you, Penny, but please tell the beagle that's an arm rest not a chew toy!

Penny

This is the lastest watch. It's a radio, tv, and even a phone. Testing, testing. Brain, say something. Over.

Brain is not here. Please leave a message at the sound of the woof. Woof.

Penny

Having another hero cop dream, Uncle John?

Every time I close my eyes. How was school?

Penny

Fine. Don't forget: tomorrow's the day parents come over to talk about their careers.

Oh. Well, I might have to work. D'you want me to ask off?

Penny

No; it's okay; parents don't go to school. Besides, I knew it was that, anyway.

But if it's important to you, Penny…

Penny

Did the letter come?

Letter? O, gee! What letter? Yes. They said two years as a security-guard wasn't enough experience to be a cop.

Penny

Uncle John, I'm sorry.

I can still secure and protect… just thinking I could do much more good as a cop!

Penny

Hey, wait a minute! Tomorrow's your day off.

Well, honey, I was just thinking… Nicole's dad is a lawyer and Kim's dad is a dentist, and I didn't wanna embarrass you in front of your friends. I want that badge!

Penny

Uncle John, it's not the badge! It's the heart behind it.

Alright, so I'll rule out the Spanish, but what else could "S.I." stand for? Space Invaders? Ahh, "Scuba Instructor"?

Penny

No.

He-Hey, how 'bout "Super Idiot"?

No, that's not it.

Penny

Uncle John, I love you very much, but I think you have a loose wire. [Gadgetmobile laughs. Scolex Industries truck appears] Oh, what about that?

"Scolex Industries".

Hello. Finally, there's a detective in the house!

Wait a minute. If Scolex stole the foot then Scolex murdered Dr.-- [realizes] Oh, no. Brenda!

Time to work! [they arrive at Scolex's building.] Can you find the Scolex Building from here, or should I call the police?

I am the police.

Penny

Hey. [Gadget closes door.] Wait. What about me?

You're smarter than he is. Stay in the car. I don't mind babysitting you, Penny, but please tell the beagle that that's an arm rest, not a chew toy.