Michelle Trachtenberg movie quotes

View Quote [Before Casey's long program]
Tina: Put these in. (Hands her earplugs)
Casey: Why?
Tina: Believe me, you don't want to know. If they fall, you'll get cocky. If they bring the crowd to its feet, you'll feel pressured. No one else exists. Go into the bubble.

View Quote [Casey chooses skating over Harvard.]
Joan: You can't do this, Case. You're giving up your dream.
Casey: No, Mom. I'm giving up your dream. I'm going after mine.

View Quote Casey: What's wrong with wanting to feel strong and graceful and beautiful for once in my life?

View Quote Inspector Gadget: Is it that obvious?
Penny: Come on, Uncle John, you just need to loosen up. Be cool.
Inspector Gadget: Have you been talking to my car?
Penny: What?
Inspector Gadget: You'll see.

View Quote Penny: What about me?
Gadgetmobile: You're smarter than he is. Stay in the car. I don't mind babysitting you, Penny, but please tell the beagle that's an arm rest not a chew toy!

View Quote Penny: This is the lastest watch. It's a radio, tv, and even a phone. Testing, testing. Brain, say something. Over.
Brain: Brain is not here. Please leave a message at the sound of the woof. Woof.

View Quote Jenny: So you just go around Europe sleeping with every woman you meet?
French rich guy: No, please. It is not like that. I also sleep with men.

View Quote Scott: So, have you guys decided where you wanna go first?
Jenny: Paris! I heard two years ago, Nicky Jager's sister, Debbie, met this wealthy French guy, and spent a month sailing the Mediterranean on his yacht. Isn't that just the most romantic thing you've ever heard?
Cooper: Stuck on a boat with a weird French guy? That sounds a little gay.
Jenny: It's not gay. I'm a girl.
Scott: Kinda gay.
Cooper: A little gay.

View Quote [Scott wakes up at top of double decker bus in motion]
Scott: I'm never drinking again. Coop, wake up.
Cooper: Oh, man, that was a wild night.
Scott: You think?
Cooper: Scotty, where the hell are we going?
Scott: Don't worry. If anything bad happens, my parents will find us.
...
[In the backyard]
Scott's mother: Honey, where's Scotty?
Scott's father: Cooper said they were going camping.
Scott's mother: Oh, that's nice. And where's Bert?
Scott's father: **** if I know.
...
Mad Maynard: Hey! How are you, you scalawag! Look, given the current geopolitical climate, all European countries should have a seat at the table.
Cooper: Right.
Mad Maynard: Except those **** Ities. I hate them Italian bastards. You know what I mean?
Scott: Excuse me.
Mad Maynard: Hello, boyo!
Scott: What the hell happened last night?
Mad Maynard: You got steamed up, pissed as a fart. Too much sauce, son! Don't worry. We come and got ya, so you wouldn't miss the trip.
Scott: What trip? Where are we going? What do you mean, where are we going?
Mad Maynard: We're going to see the Mighty Reds do the frogs in Paris. Aren't we, boys? [All hooligans break out in cheers] Yeah!
Cooper: [To hooligan] Why are you yelling at me?
Cecil: [With heavy Mancunian accent] So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs!
Cooper: Wow. You guys are on a completely different level of swearing over here.
Scott: Coop? Cooper, we're going to Paris!
Cooper: I know. Cecil told me.
Scott: Mieke's in Berlin.
Cooper: We're not going to Berlin.
Scott: What are we gonna do? We need a plan.
Cooper: See what I'm talking about? This is predictable Scotty talking. Relax. Paris is practically a suburb of Berlin. It's a nothing commute.
Scott: That's why France and Germany have always been allies.
Hooligan: Aye, allies.
Scott: The twins. The twins are in Paris, right? We can call them. They could help. Let me see your phone.
Cooper: Okay, but I'm only supposed to use this for business calls. [Scott snatches the phone] Hey, don't...
...
[Bus arrives in paris]
Mad Maynard: [Spots a supporter of the rival team] Hey, lads! That wanker's got a frog football shirt on! Let's give this nancy a **** good kicking! Come on, lads, he's going off! [All the hooligans charge after the man]
...
Scott: All right. Twins said they'd meet us here. [Spots them] Look at that! There they are. Come on. Jenny! Jamie! Hey! Come here!
Jenny: No, no. No, no, no! Scott, bienvenue a Paris!
Scott: Thank you.
Cooper: Is that a new camera?
Jamie: It isn't just a camera, this is a Leica M. Uber-sensitive exposure settings, legendary cloth shutter system.
Cooper: Let me see that thing.
Jamie: No can do. I spent four years tutoring lacrosse players to pay for it, so nobody touches my camera but me.
Cooper: It's like your wiener.
Jamie: No, it's not... Jenny...
Jenny: Cooper, leave him alone. Wow, I can't believe you came all the way to Europe for a girl.
Cooper: Wait, not just any girl. Show her the picture, Scotty. She makes girls in our high school look like walruses.
Jenny: I'm a girl from your high school.
Cooper: No, I mean "girl" girls.
Scott: Guys, we're wasting the whole day here. We're in Paris! Let's go to the Louvre!
In unison: To the Louvre!
Cooper: So, you guys wanna stay here, or should we check out the huge line at the Eiffel Tower?
Jamie: Here's a fun fact. Voltaire contracted syphilis two blocks from here. Should we go?
Cooper: Can we please get out of here? This guy's really creeping me out.
Scott: Who, robot man? He's just trying to feed his robot family.
Cooper: I really don't like him.
Scott: Why? Because he's doing this?
Cooper: Okay, seriously, don't do that. Cooper. Do not hate me.
Scott: I am familiar with over 600 dance moves and I am programmed to get... freaky. You're just upset because people like me better. It's okay. [Robotman pushes him] Oh!
Jenny: Fight! Fight!
Cooper: Break the leg shot!
Scott: Ha! Ha! Ha!
Jamie: Don't look in his eyes, Scotty.
Scott's friends: Ohhh! That was not cool. Oh!
Scott: Guys, let's go. Come on.
Robotman: Error! Error! Error!
...
[They are all in a restaurant]
Scott: How cool is this? It's a shame we only get to spend one day together. Why don't you come to Berlin?
Jamie: Umm, no.
Scott: Jamie, come on. In a few months, we go to different colleges. This could be the last chance the four of us are together like this. Plus, we're in Europe. Huh? This should be the trip of a lifetime. There's no way we should split up. All right, this table is now Europe, Okay? Excuse me. We are right here, in Paris, and I have got to get to Mieke, who is over here, in Berlin. If you come with us, I'm sure there's a ton of great stuff to see along the way. We can go to Denmark.
Jenny: I love Denmark.
Cooper: We gotta hit Amsterdam.
Scott: Definitely.
Jamie: And the cathedral at Cameret!
Scott: Yeah... Maybe. We'll see.
Cooper: Whatever.
Scott: If there's time. Come on! I really want you to be there when I meet Mieke.
Cooper: Fine.
Scott: Excellent! All right! A toast!
Cooper: Yes!
Scott: To Mieke! To Europe!
In unison: To Europe! Merci. Berlin, here we come! All right.

View Quote Heather Fitzgerald: Mrs. Mac why don't you open the present we got you?
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Because we have to open Billy's present first. It's a 15-year old Alpha Kappa Tradition.
Heather Fitzgerald: Okay, I... I drew that name. [everyone turns to her] But can I say, I'm sorry, I'm just? I'm really not okay with this, I mean buying a Christmas present for a serial killer?
[Kelli prepares juice for Melissa.]
Melissa Kitt: No, you see serial killers murder repeatedly for sexual thrill. Billy Lenz was a spree killer. Dude just **** lost it. [Kelli gives the juice to Melissa.; turns to Kelli] Thank you.
Heather Fitzgerald: Oh, whatever, Melissa, okay? I'm just offended by a pagan sacrifice, to ward off evil spirits on Christmas.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Heather, we're just having a little bit of fun.
Lauren Hanon: Christmas is more about warding off evil spirits than Halloween. What Christmas shit in this room resembles anything Christian, Huh? It's all neo-pagan magic. Christmas tree, a magical rite ensuring the return of the crops. The mistletoe is nothing but a conception charm. Fifth century Christians jacked a Roman winter festival, 12 days in December where the nights were long and the Earth was roamed by the demons of chaos. And **** Santa Claus, This fat voyeur that watches you all year long, to make sure you live up to his standards of decency before breaking into your house? And that is different from what Billy did how?
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Billy didn't break in..., Billy lived here.

View Quote [The sorority sisters and Leigh rushes back to the sorority house, and search everything.]
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: What? What?
[Kelli picks up the phone, but the line is busy.]
Kelli Presley: Damn it! [puts back the phone, and uses her cellphone.]
[The girls stare at each window.]
Kelli Presley: [while dialing.] Shit, Shit, Come on, Come on, Come on, Come on. [but the line is still busy.] ****!
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: What's going on?
Kelli Presley: [starts dialing again.] 911 is experiencing heavy caller traffic because of the storm. Hello? Hello? Yes, yes. [The line is responded, Kelli is panting] A girl is... is dead... outside..... Yes!, Yes! I know her... Her name is... Eve Agnew and we're positive that she's been murdered.....
[Ms. Mac realizes it.]
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: He's home.
[Heather covers the window, with a blind.; Melissa walks to Ms. Mac, and reassures it to her.]
Melissa Kitt: No. No, no, no, no, no, Ms. Mac. Billy is dead.
Kelli Presley: ...and three other girls are...---
Leigh Colvin: Are missing. Missing.
Kelli Presley: ...are missing... 566 Oakdale, we're the second house on the... right... Alpha Kappa sorority... Kelli Presley... Wait!, how long until... What?!, No, no! We think he's still outside! Would you wait around that long after what l just told you?!...
[Ms. Mac realizes this and decides to leave.]
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: [to Heather.] Get your purse!
[Heather and Ms. Mac packs up their things.]
Kelli Presley: ...Please, isn't there anything that you--- [The caller hangs up the phone.] Goddamn it! [She turns to everybody.] The storm. Pile-ups over 91. Reservists can't make it out because the streets are all ice. Trees have fallen, and they said they can maybe?... maybe be here in two hours.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Well, we're all gonna be out of here in two minutes. Get your things. [She and Heather walk to the front door.]
Kelli Presley: And what about Dana?
Heather Fitzgerald: We'll just go over to the ADG house and get help.
Melissa Kitt: No!, they-they've all gone home or-or skiing.
Kelli Presley: Okay, okay, whose family lives the closest, just-just call them.
Melissa Kitt: Lauren, her mom lives in Boston.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Even if we could reach them on their cellphone, it would take four or five hours before they got here!
[Melissa realizes this.]
Melissa Kitt: Oh shit, Lauren.
[Melissa rushes to Lauren's room to check her.]
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Let's go.
Kelli Presley: No! We stay together. We lock up the house, we got the fireplace poker, a ski pole or some shit, and for the next two hours, not let each other out of our sights.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: No, We are driving to the police station!
Kelli Presley : In this weather?!
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Even if they can't do anything, at least we will all be safe there!
Kelli Presley: Yeah, and we're not all here! If we were, then I would go.
Leigh Colvin: That's right. Unless I see otherwise, I'm believing that Clair is alive, and when she comes back, it is not gonna be to an empty house.
Kelli Presley: We are safer sticking together.
Heather Fitzgerald: All right, then get your coats! [calling Melissa.] Mel, come on, we're leaving! Let's go!
Melissa Kitt: I'm not leaving Lauren, you bitch!
Kelli Presley: We're sisters. So act like it.
[Ms. Mac decides to follow what Kelli said, and she hugs Kelli.]
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: We'll get the police here as soon as we can. [puts on her hat; she turns to Heather] Let's go.
[Ms. Mac and Heather leave the house, as Kelli locks the door.]

View Quote Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Billy, [sighs] Billy, Billy..., Girls I can't find Billy's present under the tree here. Come on, girls, we can't start the Secret Santa without Billy's present. [turns to each of the girls.] Hello? Who drew Billy's name?
Melissa Kitt: Um, Ms. Mac, it's a Secret Santa.
Dana Mathis: [while painting her nails] Can't we just get on with this thing, so I can party for a few days before having to deal with the family on Christmas.
Melissa Kitt: Have you looked outside? It's raining hail the size of Yao's ball sack.
Dana Mathis: It'll stop. The party gods won't allow me to be here by myself over Christmas break.
Kelli Presley: [while wrapping the gift] Oh, I'll be here, Dana.
Dana Mathis: Yeah, they're making me work next week.
Melissa Kitt: That sucks everyone should be home for Christmas.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: All right, all right, Who's not here?
Kelli Presley: Um, like everybody.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Chelsea?
Kelli Presley: She went home this morning.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Greer?
Melissa Kitt: No, that was her on the phone. She and Erin and Taylor are off on that cozy little ski trip with the boys from G.A.D. Next door.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Didn't I see Clair earlier?
Kelli Presley: Isn't she upstairs writing a card to her sister?
Melissa Kitt: No, I think her sister picked her up earlier. Remember, this is the occasion for Clair and her sister and her mom to... bury the hatchet and rediscover each other.
Dana Mathis: [while dialing her phone] Oh, I'd like to bury the hatchet with my sister... right in her head.