A character in Black Christmas (2006)

Dana Mathis quotes from Black Christmas (2006)

Lacey Chabert

Scenes with Dana Mathis

3 scenes
Ms. Barbara MacHenry

Billy, [sighs] Billy, Billy..., Girls I can't find Billy's present under the tree here. Come on, girls, we can't start the Secret Santa without Billy's present. [turns to each of the girls.] Hello? Who drew Billy's name?

Melissa Kitt

Um, Ms. Mac, it's a Secret Santa.

Dana Mathis
[while painting her nails]

Can't we just get on with this thing, so I can party for a few days before having to deal with the family on Christmas.

Melissa Kitt

Have you looked outside? It's raining hail the size of Yao's ball sack.

Dana Mathis

It'll stop. The party gods won't allow me to be here by myself over Christmas break.

Kelli Presley
[while wrapping the gift]

Oh, I'll be here, Dana.

Dana Mathis

Yeah, they're making me work next week.

Melissa Kitt

That sucks everyone should be home for Christmas.

Ms. Barbara MacHenry

All right, all right, Who's not here?

Kelli Presley

Um, like everybody.

Ms. Barbara MacHenry

Chelsea?

Kelli Presley

She went home this morning.

Ms. Barbara MacHenry

Greer?

Melissa Kitt

No, that was her on the phone. She and Erin and Taylor are off on that cozy little ski trip with the boys from G.A.D. Next door.

Ms. Barbara MacHenry

Didn't I see Clair earlier?

Kelli Presley

Isn't she upstairs writing a card to her sister?

Melissa Kitt

No, I think her sister picked her up earlier. Remember, this is the occasion for Clair and her sister and her mom to... bury the hatchet and rediscover each other.

Dana Mathis
[while dialing her phone]

Oh, I'd like to bury the hatchet with my sister... right in her head.

Ms. Barbara MacHenry

You're a legacy? What year?

Leigh Colvin

Ninety-three... Ninety four... I don't know, I started late, I quit early...

Ms. Barbara MacHenry

Nineteen-ninety three is the year I became housemother here; I don't remember you.

Leigh Colvin

I mean, this was supposed to be such a big **** weekend, excuse my language, but I drove all the way up here in this shitty, shitty weather, after blowing off a weekend with a cardiologist and---

Dana Mathis
[interrupts Leigh.]

I love your coat.

Dana Mathis
[While fiddling with the electric box, trying to get the power back on.]

Oh shit. The main breaker is underneath the house.

Dana Mathis
[Leigh looks at Dana.] [turns to Leigh.]

What? I'm not the totally helpless daddy's girl these bitches make me out to be.

Leigh Colvin

Okay, then go outside and turn the power on.

Dana Mathis

Are you high? I'm not going outside, it's freezing!

Leigh Colvin

It'll take two seconds, you know where the power is, I'll keep looking for Clair

Dana Mathis

Ugh, fine.

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