A character in Black Christmas (2006)

Heather Fitzgerald quotes from Black Christmas (2006)

Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Scenes with Heather Fitzgerald

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Heather Fitzgerald

Mrs. Mac why don't you open the present we got you?

Ms. Barbara MacHenry

Because we have to open Billy's present first. It's a 15-year old Alpha Kappa Tradition.

Heather Fitzgerald

Okay, I... I drew that name. [everyone turns to her] But can I say, I'm sorry, I'm just? I'm really not okay with this, I mean buying a Christmas present for a serial killer?

Melissa Kitt
[Kelli prepares juice for Melissa.]

No, you see serial killers murder repeatedly for sexual thrill. Billy Lenz was a spree killer. Dude just **** lost it. [Kelli gives the juice to Melissa.; turns to Kelli] Thank you.

Heather Fitzgerald

Oh, whatever, Melissa, okay? I'm just offended by a pagan sacrifice, to ward off evil spirits on Christmas.

Ms. Barbara MacHenry

Heather, we're just having a little bit of fun.

Lauren Hanon

Christmas is more about warding off evil spirits than Halloween. What Christmas shit in this room resembles anything Christian, Huh? It's all neo-pagan magic. Christmas tree, a magical rite ensuring the return of the crops. The mistletoe is nothing but a conception charm. Fifth century Christians jacked a Roman winter festival, 12 days in December where the nights were long and the Earth was roamed by the demons of chaos. And **** Santa Claus, This fat voyeur that watches you all year long, to make sure you live up to his standards of decency before breaking into your house? And that is different from what Billy did how?

Ms. Barbara MacHenry

Billy didn't break in..., Billy lived here.

Melissa Kitt

Dana where are you?!

Leigh Colvin

She went around back to the fusebox!

Heather Fitzgerald

Eve's car!, She never left!

Leigh Colvin

Heather, we have to find Dana first!, Shit! [Leigh follows Heather.]
...

Kelli

Dana! The fusebox is under the house! Dana!

Melissa
[Kelli trips near the small door.]

Kelli!

Melissa
[Kelli and Melissa sees the nail marks from Dana, after she is attacked.]

Oh my God.
...

Melissa Kitt
[Heather and Leigh checks out Eve in her car, while Kelli and Melissa tried to open the door.]

Augh, I can't open it!

Kelli Presley

Come on!
...

Heather Fitzgerald
[Heather checks at the car.]

What she doing? Sleeping in her car? It's like zero degrees out.

Melissa Kitt
[Heather opens the car door, and Eve's severed head rolls out, She and Leigh scream in fear.; Kelli and Melissa overhears this, and rushes to the car and they gasp.]

HOLY ****!

Kelli Presley

He's out here.

Ms. Barbara MacHenry
[The sorority sisters and Leigh rushes back to the sorority house, and search everything.]

What? What?

Kelli Presley
[Kelli picks up the phone, but the line is busy.]

Damn it! [puts back the phone, and uses her cellphone.]

Kelli Presley
[The girls stare at each window.] [while dialing.]

Shit, Shit, Come on, Come on, Come on, Come on. [but the line is still busy.] ****!

Ms. Barbara MacHenry

What's going on?

Kelli Presley
[starts dialing again.]

911 is experiencing heavy caller traffic because of the storm. Hello? Hello? Yes, yes. [The line is responded, Kelli is panting] A girl is... is dead... outside..... Yes!, Yes! I know her... Her name is... Eve Agnew and we're positive that she's been murdered.....

Ms. Barbara MacHenry
[Ms. Mac realizes it.]

He's home.

Melissa Kitt
[Heather covers the window, with a blind.; Melissa walks to Ms. Mac, and reassures it to her.]

No. No, no, no, no, no, Ms. Mac. Billy is dead.

Kelli Presley

...and three other girls are...---

Leigh Colvin

Are missing. Missing.

Kelli Presley

...are missing... 566 Oakdale, we're the second house on the... right... Alpha Kappa sorority... Kelli Presley... Wait!, how long until... What?!, No, no! We think he's still outside! Would you wait around that long after what l just told you?!...

Ms. Barbara MacHenry
[Ms. Mac realizes this and decides to leave.] [to Heather.]

Get your purse!

Kelli Presley
[Heather and Ms. Mac packs up their things.]

...Please, isn't there anything that you--- [The caller hangs up the phone.] Goddamn it! [She turns to everybody.] The storm. Pile-ups over 91. Reservists can't make it out because the streets are all ice. Trees have fallen, and they said they can maybe?... maybe be here in two hours.

Ms. Barbara MacHenry

Well, we're all gonna be out of here in two minutes. Get your things. [She and Heather walk to the front door.]

Kelli Presley

And what about Dana?

Heather Fitzgerald

We'll just go over to the ADG house and get help.

Melissa Kitt

No!, they-they've all gone home or-or skiing.

Kelli Presley

Okay, okay, whose family lives the closest, just-just call them.

Melissa Kitt

Lauren, her mom lives in Boston.

Ms. Barbara MacHenry

Even if we could reach them on their cellphone, it would take four or five hours before they got here!

Melissa Kitt
[Melissa realizes this.]

Oh shit, Lauren.

Ms. Barbara MacHenry
[Melissa rushes to Lauren's room to check her.]

Let's go.

Kelli Presley

No! We stay together. We lock up the house, we got the fireplace poker, a ski pole or some shit, and for the next two hours, not let each other out of our sights.

Ms. Barbara MacHenry

No, We are driving to the police station!

Kelli Presley

In this weather?!

Ms. Barbara MacHenry

Even if they can't do anything, at least we will all be safe there!

Kelli Presley

Yeah, and we're not all here! If we were, then I would go.

Leigh Colvin

That's right. Unless I see otherwise, I'm believing that Clair is alive, and when she comes back, it is not gonna be to an empty house.

Kelli Presley

We are safer sticking together.

Heather Fitzgerald

All right, then get your coats! [calling Melissa.] Mel, come on, we're leaving! Let's go!

Melissa Kitt

I'm not leaving Lauren, you bitch!

Kelli Presley

We're sisters. So act like it.

Ms. Barbara MacHenry
[Ms. Mac decides to follow what Kelli said, and she hugs Kelli.]

We'll get the police here as soon as we can. [puts on her hat; she turns to Heather] Let's go.
[Ms. Mac and Heather leave the house, as Kelli locks the door.]

Heather Fitzgerald

What are you doing? [Ms. Mac grabs an old ice scraper.] What is that thing?

Ms. Barbara MacHenry

Are you kidding me? [Ms. Mac gets out of the car. She starts scraping the ice off in the windshield] Privileged bitch, Frigid Southern Princess!

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