Gwen
I'm a technopath. I can control technology with my mind.
Will
Wow. All I can do is... punch stuff.
Mr. Medulla
And yet he'll be the one on cereal boxes. Show me the justice in that.
Gwen
That's right. Royal Pain wasn't my mother. Royal Pain is ME!
Will
Oh my God, I made out with an old lady.
Gwen
I went through puberty twice… for this?!
Gwen
Well you've got new friends now. And I think that you need to figure out whether you hang out with us - or with those losers. Come on, let's go.
Will
No, forget it! I'm not going anywhere with you. Not now, and not to homecoming. Might as well just find yourself a new date, Gwen.
Gwen
You're dumping me? Whoa whoa, let's just get something straight, ok? You do not dump me! Not the night before the dance!
Will
Sorry Gwen, I, ah, just did! You're dumped!
