Now, I know it's just our first day, but I already can't wait to graduate and start saving mankind. And womankind. And animalkind.
Will And the rainforest.
Of course!
Played by Michael Angarano 
Sky High (2005) · 36 quotes
Sky High (2005) · 36 quotes
Most-quoted character in Sky High (2005): in 13 of its 36 quotes
Most scenes with: Layla (4), Gwen (3), Warren Peace (2)
Scenes with Will
13 scenes Will ["Power Placement" trials are being conducted with the other students as an audience.]
What is humiliating him in front of the entire class going to prove? This is so unfair.
Will Yeah, well, if life were to suddenly get fair, I doubt it would happen in high school.
When life gives you lemons... (creates a tree and grabs an apple)
Will ...make apple juice?
Will [Will and Warren are in the Detention Room for fighting.]
Look, whatever happened with our dads, it has nothing to do with us. [extends a hand for shaking] What do you say?
I say, if you ever cross me again, I'll roast you alive.
[In Mad Science class, Gwen has just used her powers to instantly create a ray gun.]
I'm a technopath. I can control technology with my mind.
Will Wow. All I can do is... punch stuff.
Mr. Grayson
[Will's attempt at a good night kiss is foiled when Gwen's "father" ushers her inside the house.]
You're not that boy with the six arms, are you?
Will No, sir. J-just two.
Mr.Grayson
Well… keep them to yourself.
Speed
Why don't we settle this in P.E.?
Will Stronghold Settle what?
Ethan
You're on! If Will beats you in "Save the Citizen", you lay off the sidekicks for the rest of the year.
Zach
Yeah! And if he loses, you can dunk Ethan's head in the toilet every day till graduation.
Ethan
Yeah. Huh?!
Lash
You got yourself a deal.
Will [After Lash and Speed leave]
Guys, are you crazy? No freshman ever won "Save the Citizen", and those guys are undefeated!
And you barely know how to use your powers! [the others glare at her] Sorry. Not helping.
Zach
Will, you have no choice. You can't let them dunk Ethan's head in the toilet. Not again. The dunking… must end.
[Warren has revealed that his date with Layla is a ploy to make Will jealous.]
Dude, you're so stupid. She's totally into you.
Will Not anymore. Not after tonight. I wouldn't be surprised if Layla or any of the other guys ever want to speak to me again.
Yeah. You must've been a real jerk. 'Cause no matter what I do, I can't get them to stop talking to me.
People make mistakes, Will. That's what high school's about. Heck, that's what life's about! The key is to learn from them.
Will I hope my friends see it that way.
If someone is a true friend, you'd be surprised how understanding they can be.
That's right. Royal Pain wasn't my mother. Royal Pain is ME!
Will Oh my God, I made out with an old lady.
Will Layla, in case my Homecoming date ends up killing me tonight, I just want you to know... (pulls Layla into a deep kiss)
Will [voiceover]
So in the end, my girlfriend became my arch-enemy, my arch-enemy became my best friend, and my best friend became my girlfriend. But, hey – that's high school.
Well you've got new friends now. And I think that you need to figure out whether you hang out with us - or with those losers. Come on, let's go.
Will No, forget it! I'm not going anywhere with you. Not now, and not to homecoming. Might as well just find yourself a new date, Gwen.
You're dumping me? Whoa whoa, let's just get something straight, ok? You do not dump me! Not the night before the dance!
Will Sorry Gwen, I, ah, just did! You're dumped!
