Mary Elizabeth Winstead movie quotes
32 quotes from 5 movies
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012) as Mary Todd Lincoln
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My father used to say: plant your feet and stand firm. The only question is where to put your feet.
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Lincoln! We'll be late for the theater!
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Abe, I know when you're lying.
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) as Ramona
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Kim: Where's Knives? Not coming tonight?
Scott: No, we broke up. Hey, check it out. I learned the bass line from Final Fantasy II. [strums "Final Fantasy II" bass line.]
Kim: Scott, you are the salt of the Earth.
Scott: [obliviously] Oh, thanks.
Kim: I meant, "Scum of the Earth."
Scott: [obliviously] Thanks.
Young Neil: You broke up with Knives?
Scott: Yeah. But don't worry. Maybe soon, you'll meet my new-new girlfriend.
Young Neil: "New-new"?
[Kim mimics shooting herself through the head while imitating a gunshot, and collapses on her drum kit.]
Stephen: Okay. From here on out, no girlfriends or girlfriend talk at practice, whether they're old, new, or new-new.
Young Neil: [at the same time as Stephen] New-new.
Stephen: We were lucky to survive the last round. It's sudden death now, okay?
Scott: Okay. [he and Sex Bob-Omb play "Summertime," but a doorbell ringing interrupts him] [excited] That's for me! That's for me, that's for me. [opens door from Ramona] Hey, you're here. [notices Ramona's hair is blue.]
Ramona: Yes, like you said. [Ramona enters and Scott closes the door.]
Scott: You know your hair?
Ramona: I know of it.
Scott: It's all blue.
Ramona: I change my hair every week-and-a-half, dude. Get used to it. [Scott stares at Ramona's hair] So...how do you guys all know each other?
Young Neil: Um, high school, I guess.
Stephen: What Neil said.
Young Neil: [introducing himself] I'm Neil.
Kim: [to Ramona, smiling] Believe it or not, I actually dated Scott in high school.
Ramona: Oh, got any embarrassing stories?
Kim: [chuckles] Yeah. [smile disappears] He's an idiot.
Scott: [puts on hat] Okay, bye. See you guys tomorrow.
Stephen: What about rehearsal?
Scott: Neil knows my parts. [he and Ramona leave]
Young Neil: I'm Neil. [Kim and Stephen stare at him]
Scott: No, we broke up. Hey, check it out. I learned the bass line from Final Fantasy II. [strums "Final Fantasy II" bass line.]
Kim: Scott, you are the salt of the Earth.
Scott: [obliviously] Oh, thanks.
Kim: I meant, "Scum of the Earth."
Scott: [obliviously] Thanks.
Young Neil: You broke up with Knives?
Scott: Yeah. But don't worry. Maybe soon, you'll meet my new-new girlfriend.
Young Neil: "New-new"?
[Kim mimics shooting herself through the head while imitating a gunshot, and collapses on her drum kit.]
Stephen: Okay. From here on out, no girlfriends or girlfriend talk at practice, whether they're old, new, or new-new.
Young Neil: [at the same time as Stephen] New-new.
Stephen: We were lucky to survive the last round. It's sudden death now, okay?
Scott: Okay. [he and Sex Bob-Omb play "Summertime," but a doorbell ringing interrupts him] [excited] That's for me! That's for me, that's for me. [opens door from Ramona] Hey, you're here. [notices Ramona's hair is blue.]
Ramona: Yes, like you said. [Ramona enters and Scott closes the door.]
Scott: You know your hair?
Ramona: I know of it.
Scott: It's all blue.
Ramona: I change my hair every week-and-a-half, dude. Get used to it. [Scott stares at Ramona's hair] So...how do you guys all know each other?
Young Neil: Um, high school, I guess.
Stephen: What Neil said.
Young Neil: [introducing himself] I'm Neil.
Kim: [to Ramona, smiling] Believe it or not, I actually dated Scott in high school.
Ramona: Oh, got any embarrassing stories?
Kim: [chuckles] Yeah. [smile disappears] He's an idiot.
Scott: [puts on hat] Okay, bye. See you guys tomorrow.
Stephen: What about rehearsal?
Scott: Neil knows my parts. [he and Ramona leave]
Young Neil: I'm Neil. [Kim and Stephen stare at him]
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Envy: [gasps] Oh, my God.
Todd: [shocked] No. No...
Scott: You once were a ve-gone, but now you will be gone.
Todd: [incredulous; his last words] "Ve-gone"?
[Scott headbutts Todd, who bursts into coins, thus earning Scott 3,000 points. Scott holds his forehead and groans in pain. The two Vegan Police Officers exit in slow-mo, high-fiving and exclaiming, "YEAH!" as they do.]
Scott: [to Envy] Uh...sorry, I guess.
Envy: [in disbelief] "Sorry"? You just head-butted my boyfriend so hard he burst.
Scott: You kicked my heart in the ass, so, I guess we're even...Natalie.
Envy: [confused] "Natalie"? No one calls me that anymore.
Scott: Maybe they should. [to Ramona] Let's get out of here. [he and Ramona leave and Scott also holds his back.]
Julie: [appearing out of nowhere] For the record, I am so pissed off for you, right now.
Envy: [annoyed] Shut the [bleep] up, Julie.
Julie: [obliviously] Okay.
[scene cuts to Pizza Pizza]
Stephen: We're still going to the after-party, right?
Kim: I'm not sure there's going to be much of a party. I think a third of the band just went poom.
Stephen: Yeah, cool bands never go to their own after-parties. Just the desperate people trying to rub elbows with the label guys.
Kim: Then why would we--? [realizing] Oh.
Stephen: [to Neil] Neil, you down? [to Scott] Scott, you're in, right?
Ramona: You wanna go?
Scott: Well...I kind of almost died back there.
Ramona: I'm not saying I want to go.
Scott: Yeah, we can totally go.
Ramona: I'll do whatever you want to do.
Scott: So, let's go.
["ABOUT TO E-X-P-L-O-D-E" appears]
Ramona: We really don't have to go to this thing. It'll probably be a bad scene all around.
Scott: No, I'm fine. It's just--
Ramona: "It's just"?
Scott: Well...have you ever dated someone that wasn't a total ass?
Ramona: Well, so far, you're not a total ass.
Scott: But I'm part ass?
Ramona: If it makes you feel better, you're the nicest guy I've dated.
Scott: Wait, is that good?
Ramona: It's what I need right now.
Scott: But not later?
Ramona: Scott, I don't have all the answers, okay? I'd just like to try and live in the moment if I can.
Scott: I'd just like to live. [he and Ramona arrive at The Clash at Demonhead's after-party.]
Ramona: Look, I know Todd was bad news, but are you saying Envy wasn't? We all have baggage.
Scott: Yeah, well, my baggage doesn't try and kill me every five minutes. What did you do to make your ex-boyfriends so insane?
Ramona: Exes.
Scott: Whatever.
Ramona: No breakup is painless; somebody always gets hurt. What about you and that girl, Knives? Who broke up with who?
Scott: I believe I broke up with her.
Ramona: And was she cool with that?
Scott: Knives is with Young Neil now; she's totally cool with it.
Ramona: You're sure about that?
Scott: Yeah, she's very mature for her age. We had a very healthy break-up. We're all peaches and gravy.
Knives: [whines] No!
Ramona: What about you and Kim?
Scott: Me and Kim? I can barely remember. It was high school. She had freckles.
Ramona: That's it?
Scott: Yeah, it kind of ended. We changed.
Ramona: That's really the whole story?
Scott: Okay, fine. I had to fight a guy to be with her, okay? I fought a crazy, 80-foot-tall purple-suited dude, and I had to fight 96 guys to get to him. He was flying and shooting lightning bolts from his eyes, okay? And I kicked him so hard that he saw the curvature of the Earth. Does that make you feel any better?
Ramona: Well, now you are being a total ass. Welcome to the club.
Scott: I'm sorry; I'm not usually like this.
Ramona: Hey, don't worry. I don't even know what I'm like anymore.
Scott: [rubbing his eyes] I think this ex-boyfriends thing is messing with my head.
Ramona: Exes.
Scott: Why do you keep saying that? [gets kicked in the face from behind, slams into the bar counter and falls flat on the floor. He looks up at his attacker.] [stands up, thinking] The girl from earlier?
Ramona: Roxy?
Scott: You know this girl?
Roxy: Oh, boy, does she know me.
Scott: [deeply confused] What is she talking about?
Roxy Richter: He really doesn't know?
Scott: [realisation dawning] Wait.
Roxy: Hmm. [smiles suggestively]
[Inside Scott's head, a lever switches from "NO CLUE" to "GETS IT"]
Scott: [to Ramona; shocked] You and her?!
Ramona: It was just a phase.
Roxy: [incensed] "Just a phase"?
Scott: You had a sexy phase?
Ramona: It meant nothing. I didn't think it would count.
Roxy: [angrily] "It meant nothing"?!
Ramona: I was just a little bi-curious.
Roxy: Well, honey... [cracks knuckles] I'm a little bi-FURIOUS! [performs a slow-mo spinning kick aimed at Scott, but is blocked by Ramona. A pink VS. sign appears between them and Ramona throws Roxy back.]
Ramona: Do that again, and I will end you!
Roxy: Back off, has-bian! If Gideon can't have you, no one can! [whips off her belt, which turns into a chain-sword.] The League has spoken!
Ramona: Well, then Gideon best get his pretentious ass up here, 'cause I'm about to kick yours out of the Great White North! [pulls a massive stone hammer out of her purse]
Todd: [shocked] No. No...
Scott: You once were a ve-gone, but now you will be gone.
Todd: [incredulous; his last words] "Ve-gone"?
[Scott headbutts Todd, who bursts into coins, thus earning Scott 3,000 points. Scott holds his forehead and groans in pain. The two Vegan Police Officers exit in slow-mo, high-fiving and exclaiming, "YEAH!" as they do.]
Scott: [to Envy] Uh...sorry, I guess.
Envy: [in disbelief] "Sorry"? You just head-butted my boyfriend so hard he burst.
Scott: You kicked my heart in the ass, so, I guess we're even...Natalie.
Envy: [confused] "Natalie"? No one calls me that anymore.
Scott: Maybe they should. [to Ramona] Let's get out of here. [he and Ramona leave and Scott also holds his back.]
Julie: [appearing out of nowhere] For the record, I am so pissed off for you, right now.
Envy: [annoyed] Shut the [bleep] up, Julie.
Julie: [obliviously] Okay.
[scene cuts to Pizza Pizza]
Stephen: We're still going to the after-party, right?
Kim: I'm not sure there's going to be much of a party. I think a third of the band just went poom.
Stephen: Yeah, cool bands never go to their own after-parties. Just the desperate people trying to rub elbows with the label guys.
Kim: Then why would we--? [realizing] Oh.
Stephen: [to Neil] Neil, you down? [to Scott] Scott, you're in, right?
Ramona: You wanna go?
Scott: Well...I kind of almost died back there.
Ramona: I'm not saying I want to go.
Scott: Yeah, we can totally go.
Ramona: I'll do whatever you want to do.
Scott: So, let's go.
["ABOUT TO E-X-P-L-O-D-E" appears]
Ramona: We really don't have to go to this thing. It'll probably be a bad scene all around.
Scott: No, I'm fine. It's just--
Ramona: "It's just"?
Scott: Well...have you ever dated someone that wasn't a total ass?
Ramona: Well, so far, you're not a total ass.
Scott: But I'm part ass?
Ramona: If it makes you feel better, you're the nicest guy I've dated.
Scott: Wait, is that good?
Ramona: It's what I need right now.
Scott: But not later?
Ramona: Scott, I don't have all the answers, okay? I'd just like to try and live in the moment if I can.
Scott: I'd just like to live. [he and Ramona arrive at The Clash at Demonhead's after-party.]
Ramona: Look, I know Todd was bad news, but are you saying Envy wasn't? We all have baggage.
Scott: Yeah, well, my baggage doesn't try and kill me every five minutes. What did you do to make your ex-boyfriends so insane?
Ramona: Exes.
Scott: Whatever.
Ramona: No breakup is painless; somebody always gets hurt. What about you and that girl, Knives? Who broke up with who?
Scott: I believe I broke up with her.
Ramona: And was she cool with that?
Scott: Knives is with Young Neil now; she's totally cool with it.
Ramona: You're sure about that?
Scott: Yeah, she's very mature for her age. We had a very healthy break-up. We're all peaches and gravy.
Knives: [whines] No!
Ramona: What about you and Kim?
Scott: Me and Kim? I can barely remember. It was high school. She had freckles.
Ramona: That's it?
Scott: Yeah, it kind of ended. We changed.
Ramona: That's really the whole story?
Scott: Okay, fine. I had to fight a guy to be with her, okay? I fought a crazy, 80-foot-tall purple-suited dude, and I had to fight 96 guys to get to him. He was flying and shooting lightning bolts from his eyes, okay? And I kicked him so hard that he saw the curvature of the Earth. Does that make you feel any better?
Ramona: Well, now you are being a total ass. Welcome to the club.
Scott: I'm sorry; I'm not usually like this.
Ramona: Hey, don't worry. I don't even know what I'm like anymore.
Scott: [rubbing his eyes] I think this ex-boyfriends thing is messing with my head.
Ramona: Exes.
Scott: Why do you keep saying that? [gets kicked in the face from behind, slams into the bar counter and falls flat on the floor. He looks up at his attacker.] [stands up, thinking] The girl from earlier?
Ramona: Roxy?
Scott: You know this girl?
Roxy: Oh, boy, does she know me.
Scott: [deeply confused] What is she talking about?
Roxy Richter: He really doesn't know?
Scott: [realisation dawning] Wait.
Roxy: Hmm. [smiles suggestively]
[Inside Scott's head, a lever switches from "NO CLUE" to "GETS IT"]
Scott: [to Ramona; shocked] You and her?!
Ramona: It was just a phase.
Roxy: [incensed] "Just a phase"?
Scott: You had a sexy phase?
Ramona: It meant nothing. I didn't think it would count.
Roxy: [angrily] "It meant nothing"?!
Ramona: I was just a little bi-curious.
Roxy: Well, honey... [cracks knuckles] I'm a little bi-FURIOUS! [performs a slow-mo spinning kick aimed at Scott, but is blocked by Ramona. A pink VS. sign appears between them and Ramona throws Roxy back.]
Ramona: Do that again, and I will end you!
Roxy: Back off, has-bian! If Gideon can't have you, no one can! [whips off her belt, which turns into a chain-sword.] The League has spoken!
Ramona: Well, then Gideon best get his pretentious ass up here, 'cause I'm about to kick yours out of the Great White North! [pulls a massive stone hammer out of her purse]
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[Obliterating all of the hipster henchmen faster than before, Scott rushes towards Gideon. They lunge at each other, Ninja-Gaiden-style with swords drawn, and Scott slashes Gideon across the shoulder, who tumbles to the ground upon impact, making him drop his gum from out of his mouth]
Scott: [landing] How's it going back there?
Gideon: You... dick! [slumps, earning Scott 7,000 points]
Scott: [calling] Knives? I know you're in here. Don't attack Ramona.
Knives: SCOTT!!! [They turn just as Knives flying-kicks Ramona in the head, knocking her to the ground, and unknowingly breaks the chip on the back of her head] Steal my boyfriend, [twirls sai] taste my steel! [lunges to attack Ramona, but Scott blocks her]
Scott: Enough!
Knives: No, Scott! [kicks Scott in the neck] This fat-ass hurt me, and I will have my revenge!
Scott: No, Knives, I hurt you. I cheated on you. [Scott turns to each of the girls. Ramona gets up.] I cheated on both of you. I'm really sorry. [turns to Ramona] And you're not a fat-ass. She didn't mean that. So, are we all good?
[The chip on the back of Ramona's neck shorts out, and powers off]
Ramona: [relieved] Never felt better.
Gideon: Yoo-hoo! [they all turn to Gideon, who is standing directly behind them] Are we done with the hugging and the learning? [puts a new piece of gum in his mouth] I thought we had a fight going on here!
Scott: Oh, you've got a fight, all right. [prepares himself, and a VS. sign appears between him and Gideon]
Gideon: Wrong move, baby. [Gideon summons an 8-bit pixelated katana, and they begin to fight. Scott blocks Gideon's swings, and Scott falls to the floor. Gideon almost kills Scott with his pixelated katana, but Knives blocks and forces Gideon back, causing him to swallow his gum. "2 Player Mode" appears.] You made me swallow my gum. [adjusts his glasses.] It's gonna be in my digestive tract for 7 years! [Scott and Knives fight Gideon, but Gideon kicks Knives off, and Gideon and Scott continue to fight; Scott slashes Gideon's cheek, earning 3,500 points, but Gideon breaks Scott's sword] [to Ramona] Yeah. Still my girl. [Ramona puts her arms around him, and Scott looks up nearly heartbroken.]
Ramona: Let's both be girls. [knees Gideon in the groin causing him to scream in pain. Knives steals the pixelated katana, and Gideon angrily slaps Ramona]
Announcer: Bad! [Ramona falls to the floor] Bad! [Gideon kicks Ramona down the stairs.] Bad!
[Scott and Knives watch in horror as Ramona falls down the stairs. Gideon turns around to see Scott and Knives staring at him angrily]
Gideon: [cockily] What?
Announcer: Get ready! [Gideon's cocky smile disappears] Here we go! [Scott and Knives charge toward Gideon and beat him up.] Good! Good! Good! Combo! [Scott grabs Gideon by the tie, flips him upside-down, and Knives kicks him.] Perfect! [Gideon is flipped around and is gravely wounded, as he flashes and glitches angrily.]
Gideon: [voice distorted] Who do you think you are, Pilgrim? You think you're better than me? I'll tell you what you are. A pain in my ASS!! Do you know how long it took to get all the evil exes' contact information so I could form this stupid League? Like, two hours! TWO HOURS! [coughs and hacks out coin] You're not cool enough for Ramona. You're zero. You're nothing! Me, I'M what's hip! I'M what's happening! I'M blowing up right now!
Scott: You are blowing up. RIGHT NOW! [drop-kicks Gideon in the head]
Narrator Voice: K.O.!
[Gideon turns into a shower of coins, earning Scott 7,000,000,000 points. Coins rain down in slow-mo]
Knives: [voice slowed down] Wow!
Scott: [voice slowed down] Yeah. Wow.
[Normal speed; Sex Bob-omb jump back as the mass of coins land on the stage]
Kim: [deadpan] There goes our deal.
Stephen: We're still getting paid, right?
Kim: There goes our deal.
Neil: Oh.
Stephen: [panicked] Oh, God!
[Stephen scrambles to pick up the coins. Neil picks up a coin, and Kim mimes shooting herself in the head and collapses on her drum kit as Neil puts the coin in his mouth]
Ramona: [gets up and sees Scott and Knives walking down the stairs] You two make a good combo.
Scott: [happily] Yeah?
Ramona: Yeah.
Gideon's Voice: [whispering] Scott Pilgrim. [chuckles] You can defeat me, Scott. But can you defeat yourself?
[Nega Scott, an evil version of Scott Pilgrim, appears]
Knives: Uh-oh. Nega Scott.
Announcer: Nega Scott. [Knives and Ramona prepare to fight]
Scott: [stops Knives and Ramona] No. This is something I have to face. [walks toward Nega Scott] Myself. [tosses Gideon's glasses]
Announcer: Solo round!
[scene cuts outside the Chaos Theater]
Scott: [talking to Nega Scott] They have this incredible French toast with, like, bananas on it, and you get bacon on the side.
Nega Scott: Oh, I'm likin' that.
Scott: Well, let's do it next week.
Nega Scott: Yeah, Tuesday.
Scott: Yeah, all right. Be good.
Nega Scott: Yeah, yeah.
Scott: Hey.
[Nega Scott whistles as he walks away]
Knifes: What happened?
Scott: Oh, nothing, we just shot the shit. He's, he's just a really nice guy. We're gonna get brunch next week. We, uh, we actually have a lot in common.
Knifes: Your hair, it's getting really shaggy.
Scott: [his hat appears in a comedic manner] It is?
Knifes: Yeah. [removes Scott's hat] You should probably get it cut.
Scott: [smiles] Yeah, you're right. I should get it cut.
Knifes: At a salon.
Scott: Salon, yeah. That sounds really nice. [to Ramona] Hey. You're-- You're goin'?
Ramona: I should probably disappear.
Scott: After all that?
Ramona: I still need a new life. I came here to escape, but the past keeps catching up. I'm tired of people getting hurt because of me.
Scott: I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get over it.
Ramona: I don't mean just you.
Scott: [saddened] I understand.
Ramona: I should thank you, though.
Scott: For what?
Ramona: For being the nicest guy I ever dated.
Scott: That's kind of sad.
Ramona: It is kind of sad.
Scott: Well, bye, and stuff.
Ramona: Yeah. And stuff.
Scott: [landing] How's it going back there?
Gideon: You... dick! [slumps, earning Scott 7,000 points]
Scott: [calling] Knives? I know you're in here. Don't attack Ramona.
Knives: SCOTT!!! [They turn just as Knives flying-kicks Ramona in the head, knocking her to the ground, and unknowingly breaks the chip on the back of her head] Steal my boyfriend, [twirls sai] taste my steel! [lunges to attack Ramona, but Scott blocks her]
Scott: Enough!
Knives: No, Scott! [kicks Scott in the neck] This fat-ass hurt me, and I will have my revenge!
Scott: No, Knives, I hurt you. I cheated on you. [Scott turns to each of the girls. Ramona gets up.] I cheated on both of you. I'm really sorry. [turns to Ramona] And you're not a fat-ass. She didn't mean that. So, are we all good?
[The chip on the back of Ramona's neck shorts out, and powers off]
Ramona: [relieved] Never felt better.
Gideon: Yoo-hoo! [they all turn to Gideon, who is standing directly behind them] Are we done with the hugging and the learning? [puts a new piece of gum in his mouth] I thought we had a fight going on here!
Scott: Oh, you've got a fight, all right. [prepares himself, and a VS. sign appears between him and Gideon]
Gideon: Wrong move, baby. [Gideon summons an 8-bit pixelated katana, and they begin to fight. Scott blocks Gideon's swings, and Scott falls to the floor. Gideon almost kills Scott with his pixelated katana, but Knives blocks and forces Gideon back, causing him to swallow his gum. "2 Player Mode" appears.] You made me swallow my gum. [adjusts his glasses.] It's gonna be in my digestive tract for 7 years! [Scott and Knives fight Gideon, but Gideon kicks Knives off, and Gideon and Scott continue to fight; Scott slashes Gideon's cheek, earning 3,500 points, but Gideon breaks Scott's sword] [to Ramona] Yeah. Still my girl. [Ramona puts her arms around him, and Scott looks up nearly heartbroken.]
Ramona: Let's both be girls. [knees Gideon in the groin causing him to scream in pain. Knives steals the pixelated katana, and Gideon angrily slaps Ramona]
Announcer: Bad! [Ramona falls to the floor] Bad! [Gideon kicks Ramona down the stairs.] Bad!
[Scott and Knives watch in horror as Ramona falls down the stairs. Gideon turns around to see Scott and Knives staring at him angrily]
Gideon: [cockily] What?
Announcer: Get ready! [Gideon's cocky smile disappears] Here we go! [Scott and Knives charge toward Gideon and beat him up.] Good! Good! Good! Combo! [Scott grabs Gideon by the tie, flips him upside-down, and Knives kicks him.] Perfect! [Gideon is flipped around and is gravely wounded, as he flashes and glitches angrily.]
Gideon: [voice distorted] Who do you think you are, Pilgrim? You think you're better than me? I'll tell you what you are. A pain in my ASS!! Do you know how long it took to get all the evil exes' contact information so I could form this stupid League? Like, two hours! TWO HOURS! [coughs and hacks out coin] You're not cool enough for Ramona. You're zero. You're nothing! Me, I'M what's hip! I'M what's happening! I'M blowing up right now!
Scott: You are blowing up. RIGHT NOW! [drop-kicks Gideon in the head]
Narrator Voice: K.O.!
[Gideon turns into a shower of coins, earning Scott 7,000,000,000 points. Coins rain down in slow-mo]
Knives: [voice slowed down] Wow!
Scott: [voice slowed down] Yeah. Wow.
[Normal speed; Sex Bob-omb jump back as the mass of coins land on the stage]
Kim: [deadpan] There goes our deal.
Stephen: We're still getting paid, right?
Kim: There goes our deal.
Neil: Oh.
Stephen: [panicked] Oh, God!
[Stephen scrambles to pick up the coins. Neil picks up a coin, and Kim mimes shooting herself in the head and collapses on her drum kit as Neil puts the coin in his mouth]
Ramona: [gets up and sees Scott and Knives walking down the stairs] You two make a good combo.
Scott: [happily] Yeah?
Ramona: Yeah.
Gideon's Voice: [whispering] Scott Pilgrim. [chuckles] You can defeat me, Scott. But can you defeat yourself?
[Nega Scott, an evil version of Scott Pilgrim, appears]
Knives: Uh-oh. Nega Scott.
Announcer: Nega Scott. [Knives and Ramona prepare to fight]
Scott: [stops Knives and Ramona] No. This is something I have to face. [walks toward Nega Scott] Myself. [tosses Gideon's glasses]
Announcer: Solo round!
[scene cuts outside the Chaos Theater]
Scott: [talking to Nega Scott] They have this incredible French toast with, like, bananas on it, and you get bacon on the side.
Nega Scott: Oh, I'm likin' that.
Scott: Well, let's do it next week.
Nega Scott: Yeah, Tuesday.
Scott: Yeah, all right. Be good.
Nega Scott: Yeah, yeah.
Scott: Hey.
[Nega Scott whistles as he walks away]
Knifes: What happened?
Scott: Oh, nothing, we just shot the shit. He's, he's just a really nice guy. We're gonna get brunch next week. We, uh, we actually have a lot in common.
Knifes: Your hair, it's getting really shaggy.
Scott: [his hat appears in a comedic manner] It is?
Knifes: Yeah. [removes Scott's hat] You should probably get it cut.
Scott: [smiles] Yeah, you're right. I should get it cut.
Knifes: At a salon.
Scott: Salon, yeah. That sounds really nice. [to Ramona] Hey. You're-- You're goin'?
Ramona: I should probably disappear.
Scott: After all that?
Ramona: I still need a new life. I came here to escape, but the past keeps catching up. I'm tired of people getting hurt because of me.
Scott: I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get over it.
Ramona: I don't mean just you.
Scott: [saddened] I understand.
Ramona: I should thank you, though.
Scott: For what?
Ramona: For being the nicest guy I ever dated.
Scott: That's kind of sad.
Ramona: It is kind of sad.
Scott: Well, bye, and stuff.
Ramona: Yeah. And stuff.
Black Christmas (2006) as Heather Fitzgerald
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Heather Fitzgerald: What are you doing? [Ms. Mac grabs an old ice scraper.] What is that thing?
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Are you kidding me? [Ms. Mac gets out of the car. She starts scraping the ice off in the windshield] Privileged bitch, Frigid Southern Princess!
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Are you kidding me? [Ms. Mac gets out of the car. She starts scraping the ice off in the windshield] Privileged bitch, Frigid Southern Princess!
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Heather Fitzgerald: Mrs. Mac why don't you open the present we got you?
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Because we have to open Billy's present first. It's a 15-year old Alpha Kappa Tradition.
Heather Fitzgerald: Okay, I... I drew that name. [everyone turns to her] But can I say, I'm sorry, I'm just? I'm really not okay with this, I mean buying a Christmas present for a serial killer?
[Kelli prepares juice for Melissa.]
Melissa Kitt: No, you see serial killers murder repeatedly for sexual thrill. Billy Lenz was a spree killer. Dude just **** lost it. [Kelli gives the juice to Melissa.; turns to Kelli] Thank you.
Heather Fitzgerald: Oh, whatever, Melissa, okay? I'm just offended by a pagan sacrifice, to ward off evil spirits on Christmas.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Heather, we're just having a little bit of fun.
Lauren Hanon: Christmas is more about warding off evil spirits than Halloween. What Christmas shit in this room resembles anything Christian, Huh? It's all neo-pagan magic. Christmas tree, a magical rite ensuring the return of the crops. The mistletoe is nothing but a conception charm. Fifth century Christians jacked a Roman winter festival, 12 days in December where the nights were long and the Earth was roamed by the demons of chaos. And **** Santa Claus, This fat voyeur that watches you all year long, to make sure you live up to his standards of decency before breaking into your house? And that is different from what Billy did how?
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Billy didn't break in..., Billy lived here.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Because we have to open Billy's present first. It's a 15-year old Alpha Kappa Tradition.
Heather Fitzgerald: Okay, I... I drew that name. [everyone turns to her] But can I say, I'm sorry, I'm just? I'm really not okay with this, I mean buying a Christmas present for a serial killer?
[Kelli prepares juice for Melissa.]
Melissa Kitt: No, you see serial killers murder repeatedly for sexual thrill. Billy Lenz was a spree killer. Dude just **** lost it. [Kelli gives the juice to Melissa.; turns to Kelli] Thank you.
Heather Fitzgerald: Oh, whatever, Melissa, okay? I'm just offended by a pagan sacrifice, to ward off evil spirits on Christmas.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Heather, we're just having a little bit of fun.
Lauren Hanon: Christmas is more about warding off evil spirits than Halloween. What Christmas shit in this room resembles anything Christian, Huh? It's all neo-pagan magic. Christmas tree, a magical rite ensuring the return of the crops. The mistletoe is nothing but a conception charm. Fifth century Christians jacked a Roman winter festival, 12 days in December where the nights were long and the Earth was roamed by the demons of chaos. And **** Santa Claus, This fat voyeur that watches you all year long, to make sure you live up to his standards of decency before breaking into your house? And that is different from what Billy did how?
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Billy didn't break in..., Billy lived here.
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[The sorority sisters and Leigh rushes back to the sorority house, and search everything.]
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: What? What?
[Kelli picks up the phone, but the line is busy.]
Kelli Presley: Damn it! [puts back the phone, and uses her cellphone.]
[The girls stare at each window.]
Kelli Presley: [while dialing.] Shit, Shit, Come on, Come on, Come on, Come on. [but the line is still busy.] ****!
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: What's going on?
Kelli Presley: [starts dialing again.] 911 is experiencing heavy caller traffic because of the storm. Hello? Hello? Yes, yes. [The line is responded, Kelli is panting] A girl is... is dead... outside..... Yes!, Yes! I know her... Her name is... Eve Agnew and we're positive that she's been murdered.....
[Ms. Mac realizes it.]
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: He's home.
[Heather covers the window, with a blind.; Melissa walks to Ms. Mac, and reassures it to her.]
Melissa Kitt: No. No, no, no, no, no, Ms. Mac. Billy is dead.
Kelli Presley: ...and three other girls are...---
Leigh Colvin: Are missing. Missing.
Kelli Presley: ...are missing... 566 Oakdale, we're the second house on the... right... Alpha Kappa sorority... Kelli Presley... Wait!, how long until... What?!, No, no! We think he's still outside! Would you wait around that long after what l just told you?!...
[Ms. Mac realizes this and decides to leave.]
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: [to Heather.] Get your purse!
[Heather and Ms. Mac packs up their things.]
Kelli Presley: ...Please, isn't there anything that you--- [The caller hangs up the phone.] Goddamn it! [She turns to everybody.] The storm. Pile-ups over 91. Reservists can't make it out because the streets are all ice. Trees have fallen, and they said they can maybe?... maybe be here in two hours.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Well, we're all gonna be out of here in two minutes. Get your things. [She and Heather walk to the front door.]
Kelli Presley: And what about Dana?
Heather Fitzgerald: We'll just go over to the ADG house and get help.
Melissa Kitt: No!, they-they've all gone home or-or skiing.
Kelli Presley: Okay, okay, whose family lives the closest, just-just call them.
Melissa Kitt: Lauren, her mom lives in Boston.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Even if we could reach them on their cellphone, it would take four or five hours before they got here!
[Melissa realizes this.]
Melissa Kitt: Oh shit, Lauren.
[Melissa rushes to Lauren's room to check her.]
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Let's go.
Kelli Presley: No! We stay together. We lock up the house, we got the fireplace poker, a ski pole or some shit, and for the next two hours, not let each other out of our sights.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: No, We are driving to the police station!
Kelli Presley : In this weather?!
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Even if they can't do anything, at least we will all be safe there!
Kelli Presley: Yeah, and we're not all here! If we were, then I would go.
Leigh Colvin: That's right. Unless I see otherwise, I'm believing that Clair is alive, and when she comes back, it is not gonna be to an empty house.
Kelli Presley: We are safer sticking together.
Heather Fitzgerald: All right, then get your coats! [calling Melissa.] Mel, come on, we're leaving! Let's go!
Melissa Kitt: I'm not leaving Lauren, you bitch!
Kelli Presley: We're sisters. So act like it.
[Ms. Mac decides to follow what Kelli said, and she hugs Kelli.]
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: We'll get the police here as soon as we can. [puts on her hat; she turns to Heather] Let's go.
[Ms. Mac and Heather leave the house, as Kelli locks the door.]
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: What? What?
[Kelli picks up the phone, but the line is busy.]
Kelli Presley: Damn it! [puts back the phone, and uses her cellphone.]
[The girls stare at each window.]
Kelli Presley: [while dialing.] Shit, Shit, Come on, Come on, Come on, Come on. [but the line is still busy.] ****!
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: What's going on?
Kelli Presley: [starts dialing again.] 911 is experiencing heavy caller traffic because of the storm. Hello? Hello? Yes, yes. [The line is responded, Kelli is panting] A girl is... is dead... outside..... Yes!, Yes! I know her... Her name is... Eve Agnew and we're positive that she's been murdered.....
[Ms. Mac realizes it.]
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: He's home.
[Heather covers the window, with a blind.; Melissa walks to Ms. Mac, and reassures it to her.]
Melissa Kitt: No. No, no, no, no, no, Ms. Mac. Billy is dead.
Kelli Presley: ...and three other girls are...---
Leigh Colvin: Are missing. Missing.
Kelli Presley: ...are missing... 566 Oakdale, we're the second house on the... right... Alpha Kappa sorority... Kelli Presley... Wait!, how long until... What?!, No, no! We think he's still outside! Would you wait around that long after what l just told you?!...
[Ms. Mac realizes this and decides to leave.]
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: [to Heather.] Get your purse!
[Heather and Ms. Mac packs up their things.]
Kelli Presley: ...Please, isn't there anything that you--- [The caller hangs up the phone.] Goddamn it! [She turns to everybody.] The storm. Pile-ups over 91. Reservists can't make it out because the streets are all ice. Trees have fallen, and they said they can maybe?... maybe be here in two hours.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Well, we're all gonna be out of here in two minutes. Get your things. [She and Heather walk to the front door.]
Kelli Presley: And what about Dana?
Heather Fitzgerald: We'll just go over to the ADG house and get help.
Melissa Kitt: No!, they-they've all gone home or-or skiing.
Kelli Presley: Okay, okay, whose family lives the closest, just-just call them.
Melissa Kitt: Lauren, her mom lives in Boston.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Even if we could reach them on their cellphone, it would take four or five hours before they got here!
[Melissa realizes this.]
Melissa Kitt: Oh shit, Lauren.
[Melissa rushes to Lauren's room to check her.]
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Let's go.
Kelli Presley: No! We stay together. We lock up the house, we got the fireplace poker, a ski pole or some shit, and for the next two hours, not let each other out of our sights.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: No, We are driving to the police station!
Kelli Presley : In this weather?!
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Even if they can't do anything, at least we will all be safe there!
Kelli Presley: Yeah, and we're not all here! If we were, then I would go.
Leigh Colvin: That's right. Unless I see otherwise, I'm believing that Clair is alive, and when she comes back, it is not gonna be to an empty house.
Kelli Presley: We are safer sticking together.
Heather Fitzgerald: All right, then get your coats! [calling Melissa.] Mel, come on, we're leaving! Let's go!
Melissa Kitt: I'm not leaving Lauren, you bitch!
Kelli Presley: We're sisters. So act like it.
[Ms. Mac decides to follow what Kelli said, and she hugs Kelli.]
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: We'll get the police here as soon as we can. [puts on her hat; she turns to Heather] Let's go.
[Ms. Mac and Heather leave the house, as Kelli locks the door.]
Sky High (2005) as Gwen
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Gwen: That's right. Royal Pain wasn't my mother. Royal Pain is ME!
Will: Oh my God, I made out with an old lady.
Will: Oh my God, I made out with an old lady.
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Gwen: I went through puberty twice… for this?!
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[In Mad Science class, Gwen has just used her powers to instantly create a ray gun.]
Gwen: I'm a technopath. I can control technology with my mind.
Will: Wow. All I can do is... punch stuff.
Mr. Medulla: [passing them] And yet he'll be the one on cereal boxes. Show me the justice in that.
Gwen: I'm a technopath. I can control technology with my mind.
Will: Wow. All I can do is... punch stuff.
Mr. Medulla: [passing them] And yet he'll be the one on cereal boxes. Show me the justice in that.
Final Destination 3 (2006) as Wendy Christensen
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It's not only horrible, but can you feel, can you feel how vicious it was?
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