Black Christmas (2006) · 10 quotes
Tied for most-quoted character in Black Christmas (2006): in 7 of its 10 quotes
Most scenes with: Ms. Barbara MacHenry (4), Heather Fitzgerald (2), Melissa Kitt (2)
Can we help you?
Leigh Colvin She was supposed to call.
Leigh Colvin I'm Clair's sister. Where is she?
You're a legacy? What year?
Leigh Colvin Ninety-three... Ninety four... I don't know, I started late, I quit early...
Nineteen-ninety three is the year I became housemother here; I don't remember you.
Leigh Colvin I mean, this was supposed to be such a big **** weekend, excuse my language, but I drove all the way up here in this shitty, shitty weather, after blowing off a weekend with a cardiologist and---
Clair's name is "Crosby". This says "Colvin".
Leigh Colvin The divorce will be final in March. What else do you need? Look, l can't tell you any secrets about my sister, because I don't really know her. I-I-I can't tell you anything about this place, because I really ****in' hated it here. Um...
Leigh Colvin I see Billy still gets a Christmas present.
Oh shit. The main breaker is underneath the house.
What? I'm not the totally helpless daddy's girl these bitches make me out to be.
Leigh Colvin Okay, then go outside and turn the power on.
Are you high? I'm not going outside, it's freezing!
Leigh Colvin It'll take two seconds, you know where the power is, I'll keep looking for Clair
Ugh, fine.
Dana where are you?!
Leigh Colvin She went around back to the fusebox!
Eve's car!, She never left!
Leigh Colvin Heather, we have to find Dana first!, Shit! [Leigh follows Heather.]
...
Dana! The fusebox is under the house! Dana!
Augh, I can't open it!
Come on!
...
What she doing? Sleeping in her car? It's like zero degrees out.
HOLY ****!
He's out here.
What? What?
Damn it! [puts back the phone, and uses her cellphone.]
Shit, Shit, Come on, Come on, Come on, Come on. [but the line is still busy.] ****!
What's going on?
911 is experiencing heavy caller traffic because of the storm. Hello? Hello? Yes, yes. [The line is responded, Kelli is panting] A girl is... is dead... outside..... Yes!, Yes! I know her... Her name is... Eve Agnew and we're positive that she's been murdered.....
No. No, no, no, no, no, Ms. Mac. Billy is dead.
...and three other girls are...---
Leigh Colvin Are missing. Missing.
...are missing... 566 Oakdale, we're the second house on the... right... Alpha Kappa sorority... Kelli Presley... Wait!, how long until... What?!, No, no! We think he's still outside! Would you wait around that long after what l just told you?!...
...Please, isn't there anything that you--- [The caller hangs up the phone.] Goddamn it! [She turns to everybody.] The storm. Pile-ups over 91. Reservists can't make it out because the streets are all ice. Trees have fallen, and they said they can maybe?... maybe be here in two hours.
Well, we're all gonna be out of here in two minutes. Get your things. [She and Heather walk to the front door.]
And what about Dana?
We'll just go over to the ADG house and get help.
No!, they-they've all gone home or-or skiing.
Okay, okay, whose family lives the closest, just-just call them.
Lauren, her mom lives in Boston.
Even if we could reach them on their cellphone, it would take four or five hours before they got here!
No! We stay together. We lock up the house, we got the fireplace poker, a ski pole or some shit, and for the next two hours, not let each other out of our sights.
No, We are driving to the police station!
In this weather?!
Even if they can't do anything, at least we will all be safe there!
Yeah, and we're not all here! If we were, then I would go.
Leigh Colvin That's right. Unless I see otherwise, I'm believing that Clair is alive, and when she comes back, it is not gonna be to an empty house.
We are safer sticking together.
All right, then get your coats! [calling Melissa.] Mel, come on, we're leaving! Let's go!
I'm not leaving Lauren, you bitch!
We're sisters. So act like it.
We'll get the police here as soon as we can. [puts on her hat; she turns to Heather] Let's go.
[Ms. Mac and Heather leave the house, as Kelli locks the door.]
Leigh Colvin Kelli? I thought they took you to get your X-rays?
Leigh Colvin You okay?
Leigh Colvin No!!!
Forever.
[Agnes snaps Leigh's neck.]
