Toy Story 5 (2026) quotes

View Quote Bo: [whispering to Buzz after catching a bouquet of flowers] Congratulations!
Woody: [giving Buzz a thumbs-up; also whispering] You got this, deputy!
Bo: So, did you help?
Woody: Yeah. We just followed Jessie's lead. [gets in the Skunkmobile]
Bo: Woody, will you… [holds out the bouquet]
Woody: Um…
Bo: Hold these? I'll drive.
[They drove away from the Andersons' house]
Duke Caboom: Ooh, la la.

View Quote Buzz: Now, this is flying.
Woody: With style!
Jessie: Yee-haw! So, we're clear on the plan? Once you're at Bonnie's, you send the message, Blaze brings me and Bullseye to the house, and this time, they connect!
Lilypad: Jessie, wait. What if Bonnie rejects you again?
Jessie: If they become friends, it's all worth it.
Lilypad: Yes, Sheriff.
Buzz: Huh? Wait. Jessie, wait!
Jessie: What? What is it, Buzz?
Buzz: [frantically] Just listen to me! I… I've been trying to ask you this, and if… if I don't do it now, I never will. [Jessie sees a truck approaching from the tunnel; struggling] Will you… Buzz, you can do this. Will… Will…
Jessie: [grabs his hand, and kisses him; Lilypad plays fireworks on her screen] You're stuck with me, deputy.

View Quote Buzz: Where's Jessie? Where's Bullseye?!
Lilypad: I'm a little busy helping Bonnie right now.
Woody: What on earth happened at that sleepover?!
Lilypad: Excuse me. What are you? Are you like some sort of old man toy?
Woody: What?
Forky: She thinks you're old because you're bald, Woody.
Woody: [turns back to Lilypad, insulted] Why, you little--
Buzz: Where's Jessie?!
Woody: What happened to Bonnie?! She looks miserable!
Lilypad: Uh, the girls may have played hide-and-seek and, um, forgotten to find Bonnie.
Dolly: [gasps in shock along with the other toys] Poor Bonnie.
Woody: How could you let that happen?!
Lilypad: I didn't. You toys did this! These girls have been on The Pond for over a year, but Bonnie is behind because all of the time she's been playing with you! I need to bring her up to speed fast, starting with Turtle Tag. It's the quickest way for her to connect with the girls.
Buzz: I'm only gonna ask one more time, frog! Where is Jessie?!
Lilypad: Not my problem. I'm very busy.
Woody: [attempting to climb up the nightstand; reaching his breaking point] That's it. We'll make her talk.
Buzz: I'll do it, Woody!
Woody: Buzz, no!

View Quote Forky: Why are you wearing a dress, Woody?
Woody: It's called a poncho, Forky. Thought I'd change it up.

View Quote Hi-Tech Edition Buzz Lightyear: Mission accomplished.
Hi-Tech Edition Evil Emperor Zurg: [cackling] We meet again, my son.
Hi-Tech Edition Buzz Lightyears: No!

View Quote Jessie: [after Bullseye finds her at the tire swing tree] Bullseye. You shouldn't have followed me. Oh, bad horse. [sighs] You go back to Blaze's, Bullseye. You're better off. [Bullseye whinnies and blusters, then stomps his hoof on the ground in refusal] I'm serious. She'll take good care of you. And all those horses… [Bullseye blusters as he scoots a little closer to her and stomps his hoof on the ground again in refusal; sighs] Bullseye, no. I'm not going with you. I… can't do this again. I can't… love another kid just to find out I never mattered. [sadly breaking down] I… I can't. [Bullseye gazes at something on the tree and nudges Jessie to see; they step around and look at a carving on the trunk reading: "Jessie was here" and an arrow pointing downward at the base] I didn't write that. It must have been… [sees something glistening and she and Bullseye move a little closer; brushes the dirt off the surface and gasps] Emily? [whistles for Daffodil] Daffodil, dig! [Daffodil steps forward and digs out what is revealed to be an old metal lunchbox with a picture of horses on the lid; opens it and finds a collection of old momentums] Wait. This ain't stuff from Emily. It… It's newer. It doesn't make any sense. She wouldn't have any of this stuff. She'd be… [opens up a birthday card and finds a photo of an adult Emily kissing a young girl on the tire swing] all grown up. [looks at the daughter] Wait. [turns the photo around and finds a note reading: "Jessie, you will always be my little cowgirl. Mom"; gasps in surprise] Emily named her daughter… [drops to her knees] after me. [turns the photo back over, gazing at the daughter smiling at her mother's kiss; turns to Bullseye] Really?

View Quote Jessie: Jumpin' jelly beans! Will y'all just settle down? Now, I'm gonna have some words with this Lilypad and and let her know how things are run around here.
Buzz: Try to stay calm, Jessie.
Jessie: Buzz, you know me. I'm the definition of calm. [tosses Bullseye up to the bed in anger jumps on it to confront her]
Buzz: Eh, it's not gonna work.
[Jessie approaches the tablet who was sleeping]
Lilypad: [wakes up] Hi!
Jessie: [surprised] What the...?!
Lilypad: Sorry. Didn't mean to scare you, sleep mode ya know? No? Ah, forget it. Was just gonna hop on the charger, battery could use a little refresh...

View Quote Mrs. Anderson: So, how'd the wedding go?
Mr. Anderson: Who murdered the maid of honor this time?
Bonnie: [somberly] Mom? Dad?
Mrs. Anderson: Yeah, sweetie?
Bonnie: Why won't anyone be my friend?
[Jessie and the other toys gasp in shock]

View Quote Rex: [exclaims worriedly] Are we getting donated?!
Karen Beverly: Mmm, donuts.
Forky: No, sweetie. "Donated." Wow. I love her, but this is gonna be hard.

View Quote Rex: I don't know how to do this.
Mrs. Potato Head: Drop the beat.
Pizza: ♪ Hey ♪
Pizza and Lilypad: ♪ Me and the toys ♪
Lilypad: ♪ Me and the toys ♪
Forky: ♪ Make a friend ♪
Pizza: ♪ Toys ♪
Rex: I can't do this.
Mrs. Potato Head: ♪ Try to get Bonnie ♪ ♪ To make a friend ♪
Pizza: ♪ All summer ♪
Trixie: ♪ All summer ♪
Dolly, Trixie and Forky: ♪ Me and the toys ♪ ♪ Been workin' ♪
Mr. Pricklepants: ♪ Been workin' ♪
Pizza, Trixie and Dolly: ♪ Been workin' all summer! ♪
Forky: ♪ Make a friend ♪
Pizza: ♪ Hey, yeah ♪ ♪ Make a friend ♪
Rex: What does it even mean?
Pizza: ♪ Hey, hey ♪ ♪ Me and the toys ♪
All: ♪ Me and the toys been ♪ ♪ Workin' all summer ♪
♪ Try to get Bonnie ♪ ♪ To make a friend ♪
Pizza: ♪ Toys ♪
Forky: ♪ Make a friend ♪
Pizza and Lilypad: ♪ All summer ♪
Mrs. Potato Head: It needs a melody.
Mr. Potato Head: Make it stop.
Pizza: Pizza con gafas, baby.
Smarty Pants: I am not a chair!

View Quote Smarty Pants: [looks inside the junk drawer and finds Snappy and Atlas resting in there] Snappy! Atlas! They're still here! Oh! Bossy cowgirl, we have to turn them back on!
Jessie: [aggressively] No! No way! The last thing this world needs is more devices. [starts to close the drawer]
Smarty Pants: What, what, what? You're just gonna shove 'em back in the dark forever? Do you have any idea what that's like?!
Jessie: [hearing those words before; sighs in reluctance and annoyingly makes up her mind] Fine. We gotta make this quick.
Smarty Pants: [laughs] Yes! Number one! You made number–
[Jessie shuts him up in annoyance and inserts more batteries into Snappy and Atlas, activating them]

View Quote Smarty Pants: [reading the message from Lilypad] "Jessie, I'm so sorry. Chose wrong friends. Hurt Bonnie."
Woody: Oh, no.
Buzz: Bonnie.
Jessie: Smarty, send a reply. "You can fix it."
[The reply is sent and another message appears]
Smarty Pants: [reading] "No, I can't. Threw myself away. On donation truck."
Jessie: What?! Jumpin' Jehoshaphat! Now she throws herself away?! [groans] We're going after her!
Buzz: What?
Woody: But how?
Jessie: Smarty, tell Lily to send a photo of where she is.
Snappy: Got it.
Jessie: Snappy, zoom in on that blurry road sign.
Smarty Pants: Well, look at you with that tech talk, cowgirl.
Snappy: Martin Avenue.
Jessie: Atlas, can you get us to that truck?
Atlas: Already mapped it, cowboy lady.
Jessie: Tell Lily to keep sending photos of where she is. We're getting her back!

View Quote Smarty Pants: Wait, wait, wait, wait. So you're saying that this was your room, too?
Jessie: Yes.
Smarty Pants: [scoffs] Really?
[Snappy and Atlas chuckle]
Jessie: What, you calling me a liar?
Smarty Pants: No… Yeah. Yeah, liar.
Jessie: [storms over to him, sighing angrily, and points her finger at the ceiling] There's a knot in the ceiling, looks like an angry eye when you squint at it. [then points to a window with a small crack in the upper right-hand corner] Window's got a small crack, like a spider in the upper right-hand corner. [then points at the other window, where the tire swing hill is in the distance] And out on that tire swing hill, Emily and I would play every summer afternoon. Now, Bullseye, let's go!
Smarty Pants: [annoyed] Uh, you're welcome.
Jessie: For what?! You didn't help me at all! You were--
Smarty Pants: What? Go on. Say it.
Jessie: Useless!
[Smarty Pants, Snappy, and Atlas all gasp in complete shock]
Snappy: Oh, snap!
Atlas: Oh, no, she didn't.

View Quote [As Bonnie and her mother get in the car before driving over to Blaze's house to get Jessie and Bullseye…]
Woody: All right, Buzz, you've got to stay here. I'm going with them.
Buzz: Why? Why just you?
Woody: Look, I just have more field experience than you that is all.
Buzz: You don't think I can do it.
Woody: No, I just think I can do it a little bit… [short pause] better.
Buzz: [gasps] You don't deserve this. [rips the other star sticker off Woody's vest and puts it on his chest]
Woody: Buzz, come on. I was only--
Buzz: Jessie put me in charge.
Woody: Which is why you should stay here and watch the room.
Buzz: There is no room without Jessie. [runs over to the back of the car]
Woody: Buzz, no! [groans and hurries after him and they both hop onto the rear bumper]
Buzz: [glaring annoyingly at Woody until his poncho gets in his face] Nice poncho. [looks away, scoffing]
Mr. Potato Head: [as the garage door closes] It's good to see them fighting again.
Slinky: [agreeing] It sure is.

View Quote [As Bonnie hides behind a tree, seeing the Jordan twins returning home…]
Jessie: Psst. Dolly, what's going on?
Dolly: [sighs] Not sure. You know, at first I was mad Bonnie drew these glasses on me, but honestly, I can see so much better now.
Jessie: Dolly, focus!
Dolly: Oh! Sorry. It's the Jordan twins. They're back home.
Buzz: Poor thing. She's still afraid to ask them to play.
Jessie: Not this time. [stealthily rolls towards the fence and pushes herself through the slots, then pulls the pull-string on her back; voice-box] Giddy-up there! Time's a-wastin'!