A character in Toy Story 5 (2026)

Smarty Pants quotes from Toy Story 5 (2026)

Conan O'Brien
Played by Conan O'Brien Toy Story 5 (2026) · 40 quotes

Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Toy Story 5 (2026): in 5 of its 40 quotes
Most scenes with: Jessie (4)

Scenes with Smarty Pants

5 scenes
Smarty Pants
[looks inside the junk drawer and finds Snappy and Atlas resting in there]

Snappy! Atlas! They're still here! Oh! Bossy cowgirl, we have to turn them back on!

[aggressively]

No! No way! The last thing this world needs is more devices. [starts to close the drawer]

Smarty Pants

What, what, what? You're just gonna shove 'em back in the dark forever? Do you have any idea what that's like?!

[hearing those words before; sighs in reluctance and annoyingly makes up her mind]

Fine. We gotta make this quick.

Smarty Pants
[laughs]

Yes! Number one! You made number–
[Jessie shuts him up in annoyance and inserts more batteries into Snappy and Atlas, activating them]

Smarty Pants

Wait, wait, wait, wait. So you're saying that this was your room, too?

Yes.

Smarty Pants
[scoffs]

Really?

[Snappy and Atlas chuckle]

What, you calling me a liar?

Smarty Pants

No… Yeah. Yeah, liar.

[storms over to him, sighing angrily, and points her finger at the ceiling]

There's a knot in the ceiling, looks like an angry eye when you squint at it. [then points to a window with a small crack in the upper right-hand corner] Window's got a small crack, like a spider in the upper right-hand corner. [then points at the other window, where the tire swing hill is in the distance] And out on that tire swing hill, Emily and I would play every summer afternoon. Now, Bullseye, let's go!

Smarty Pants
[annoyed]

Uh, you're welcome.

For what?! You didn't help me at all! You were--

Smarty Pants

What? Go on. Say it.

Useless!

Snappy
[Smarty Pants, Snappy, and Atlas all gasp in complete shock]

Oh, snap!

Atlas

Oh, no, she didn't.

[Bonnie and her mother arrive at Blaze's house]

Thanks, fellas. Pretty glad I met you devices.

Smarty Pants

Ah, don't be dumping us something you can't flush.

[gasps as she hears the doorbell ringing]

It's her!

Mrs. Manoukian
[answers the door]

Hello. Can I help you?

Mrs. Anderson

Hi. I'm so sorry to bother you, but we got this message from your daughter. She seems to have found my daughter's toys. Are they in there?

Mrs. Manoukian

Oh, okay. I'll have her get 'em. Blaze! Honey?

Blaze
[offscreen]

Yeah?

Mrs. Manoukian

Can you bring down those two rag dolls you found? Their owner's here.

Blaze

Okay!

Smarty Pants

That's our cue.

Mrs. Manoukian

Blaze, this is, uh…

Mrs. Anderson

This is Bonnie.

Mrs. Manoukian

Hello, Bonnie.

Blaze

Hi. Are these your toys? [holds up Jessie and Bullseye]

Bonnie
[dejectedly]

I don't play with toys anymore. It's just their antiques.

Blaze

They do look pretty old. Must be worth something at least, right?

Bonnie

No, they're not. You should keep 'em.

Smarty Pants
[Woody, Buzz, Smarty Pants, Snappy and Atlas all react in complete shock]

Oh, no.

Mrs. Anderson

Bonnie, you don't want them? Are you sure? [Bonnie sadly runs back to the car] Bonnie? Bonnie! I don't know what's come over her. I'm so sorry to have bothered you.

Mrs. Manoukian

It's all right.

Blaze

If you ever change your mind, Bonnie, just let me know.

Smarty Pants
[reading the message from Lilypad]

"Jessie, I'm so sorry. Chose wrong friends. Hurt Bonnie."

Oh, no.

Bonnie.

Smarty, send a reply. "You can fix it."

Smarty Pants
[The reply is sent and another message appears] [reading]

"No, I can't. Threw myself away. On donation truck."

What?! Jumpin' Jehoshaphat! Now she throws herself away?! [groans] We're going after her!

What?

But how?

Smarty, tell Lily to send a photo of where she is.

Snappy

Got it.

Snappy, zoom in on that blurry road sign.

Smarty Pants

Well, look at you with that tech talk, cowgirl.

Snappy

Martin Avenue.

Atlas, can you get us to that truck?

Atlas

Already mapped it, cowboy lady.

Tell Lily to keep sending photos of where she is. We're getting her back!

Rex

I don't know how to do this.

Mrs. Potato Head

Drop the beat.

Pizza

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Me and the toys ♪

♪ Me and the toys ♪

♪ Make a friend ♪

Pizza

♪ Toys ♪

Rex

I can't do this.

Mrs. Potato Head

♪ Try to get Bonnie ♪ ♪ To make a friend ♪

Pizza

♪ All summer ♪

Trixie

♪ All summer ♪

♪ Me and the toys ♪ ♪ Been workin' ♪

Mr. Pricklepants

♪ Been workin' ♪

Pizza, Trixie and Dolly

♪ Been workin' all summer! ♪

♪ Make a friend ♪

Pizza

♪ Hey, yeah ♪ ♪ Make a friend ♪

Rex

What does it even mean?

Pizza

♪ Hey, hey ♪ ♪ Me and the toys ♪

All

♪ Me and the toys been ♪ ♪ Workin' all summer ♪
♪ Try to get Bonnie ♪ ♪ To make a friend ♪

Pizza

♪ Toys ♪

♪ Make a friend ♪

♪ All summer ♪

Mrs. Potato Head

It needs a melody.

Mr. Potato Head

Make it stop.

Pizza

Pizza con gafas, baby.

Smarty Pants

I am not a chair!

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