Jessie
Jumpin' jelly beans! Will y'all just settle down? Now, I'm gonna have some words with this Lilypad and and let her know how things are run around here.
Buzz
Try to stay calm, Jessie.
Jessie
Buzz, you know me. I'm the definition of calm. [tosses Bullseye up to the bed in anger jumps on it to confront her]
Buzz
Eh, it's not gonna work.
Lilypad
[Jessie approaches the tablet who was sleeping] [wakes up]
Hi!
Jessie
[surprised]
What the...?!
Lilypad
Sorry. Didn't mean to scare you, sleep mode ya know? No? Ah, forget it. Was just gonna hop on the charger, battery could use a little refresh...
Buzz
Where's Jessie? Where's Bullseye?!
Lilypad
I'm a little busy helping Bonnie right now.
Woody
What on earth happened at that sleepover?!
Lilypad
Excuse me. What are you? Are you like some sort of old man toy?
Woody
What?
Forky
She thinks you're old because you're bald, Woody.
Woody
[turns back to Lilypad, insulted]
Why, you little--
Buzz
Where's Jessie?!
Woody
What happened to Bonnie?! She looks miserable!
Lilypad
Uh, the girls may have played hide-and-seek and, um, forgotten to find Bonnie.
D Dolly
[gasps in shock along with the other toys]
Poor Bonnie.
Woody
How could you let that happen?!
Lilypad
I didn't. You toys did this! These girls have been on The Pond for over a year, but Bonnie is behind because all of the time she's been playing with you! I need to bring her up to speed fast, starting with Turtle Tag. It's the quickest way for her to connect with the girls.
Buzz
I'm only gonna ask one more time, frog! Where is Jessie?!
Lilypad
Not my problem. I'm very busy.
Woody
[attempting to climb up the nightstand; reaching his breaking point]
That's it. We'll make her talk.
Buzz
I'll do it, Woody!
Woody
Buzz, no!
Jessie
[Jessie and the rescue team jump aboard the donation truck and find Lilypad]
Lily! It's okay. We got ya.
Lilypad
You shouldn't have come, Jessie.
Jessie
Nuh-uh. No time for pity parties, Lily. Bonnie still needs you to make a friend.
Lilypad
Me? But I… [scrolls through the Dance Girls' messages on her screen] I made a major miscalculation with Kara, Chelsea, and Heidi. You were right. Bonnie's different. She deserves better.
Jessie
Lily. You didn't know those girls were wrong for Bonnie.
Lilypad
No, I'm wrong for Bonnie. I'm the one who caused this.
Jessie
Well, then help me fix it. I found Bonnie the right friend.
Lilypad
You did?
Jessie
Yep. So, how about you and me connect them?
Lilypad
Uh… Okay.
Jessie
But first, we gotta get everyone off this truck and back home.
Buzz
Now, this is flying.
Woody
With style!
Jessie
Yee-haw! So, we're clear on the plan? Once you're at Bonnie's, you send the message, Blaze brings me and Bullseye to the house, and this time, they connect!
Lilypad
Jessie, wait. What if Bonnie rejects you again?
Jessie
If they become friends, it's all worth it.
Lilypad
Yes, Sheriff.
Buzz
Huh? Wait. Jessie, wait!
Jessie
What? What is it, Buzz?
Buzz
[frantically]
Just listen to me! I… I've been trying to ask you this, and if… if I don't do it now, I never will. [Jessie sees a truck approaching from the tunnel; struggling] Will you… Buzz, you can do this. Will… Will…
Jessie
[grabs his hand, and kisses him; Lilypad plays fireworks on her screen]
You're stuck with me, deputy.
R Rex
I don't know how to do this.
PH Mrs. Potato Head
Drop the beat.
Pizza and Lilypad
♪ Me and the toys ♪
Lilypad
♪ Me and the toys ♪
Forky
♪ Make a friend ♪
PH Mrs. Potato Head
♪ Try to get Bonnie ♪ ♪ To make a friend ♪
Dolly, Trixie and Forky
♪ Me and the toys ♪ ♪ Been workin' ♪
P Mr. Pricklepants
♪ Been workin' ♪
PT Pizza, Trixie and Dolly
♪ Been workin' all summer! ♪
Forky
♪ Make a friend ♪
P Pizza
♪ Hey, yeah ♪ ♪ Make a friend ♪
R Rex
What does it even mean?
P Pizza
♪ Hey, hey ♪ ♪ Me and the toys ♪
A All
♪ Me and the toys been ♪ ♪ Workin' all summer ♪
♪ Try to get Bonnie ♪ ♪ To make a friend ♪
Forky
♪ Make a friend ♪
Pizza and Lilypad
♪ All summer ♪
PH Mrs. Potato Head
It needs a melody.
PH Mr. Potato Head
Make it stop.
P Pizza
Pizza con gafas, baby.
Smarty Pants
I am not a chair!
