[to Riley, Grace, and Bree]
Hey, girls. Congratulations on your win!
[gasps]
That's the high school coach! [she and Disgust exclaim excitedly]
What a game! That last play? Whoo! The three of you were impressive!
Look, its last minute, but every year, I do a three-day skills camp. I invite all the best players in the area. I'd love for you girls to come.
Are we in a dream right now? Please, can somebody pinch me? [Anger punches him in the arm] Definitely awake.
If we impress Coach, she'll put the three of us on the team next year.
Ooh, the Fire Hawks. Finally, a team I can get behind!
YES! Thank you, Coach! Thank you, thank you!
BA Bree and Grace
[in unison]
YES!
Great! We'll see you tomorrow. [Riley and her friends squeal in excitement; Later that evening, at Riley's house...]
B Bill
Ha! You are such an all-star! Oh, you're going to knock the coach's skates off! Hockey scholarship, here we come!
[happily]
Dad, stop! It's just hockey camp. I mean who knows what'll happen. [inside her mind, the memory of her getting a two-minute penalty for tripping shows up; worried] My penalty almost lost us the game today. What if I get to camp and screw it up?
B Bill
Hey, don't talk like that.
J Jill
Yeah. You did great today, honey.
Exactly! Mom gets it. [removes the memory]
J Jill
We are so proud of you.
J Jill
[enters Riley's room as Riley wakes up]
Riley, you aren't packed yet?
[as Anger presses a button on the console, Riley is frustrated]
You're always on me! Can't you just lay off for like one second?!
I barely touched it. Those morons broke the console!!!
J Jill
Riley, what's wrong?
Oh. Mom looks sad. [presses a button on the console, making Riley feel more emotional]
That's what I said. [Riley then sniffs her armpits]
Let the professional handle this. [cracks her knuckles and presses a button on the console, making Riley overreact]
[???]
I'm too gross to go to camp, OR ANYWHERE EVER *AGAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNN!* [?]
Oh, yeah, this is totally broken. [Zoom into Jill's mind and her emotions.]
Jill's Anger: Well, we all knew this day would come.
Jill's Sadness: Remember, we agreed not to make a big deal about this.
Jill's Disgust: But she really does stink.
Jill's Anger: Oh, it's bad.
Jill's Sadness: Remain calm. Stick to the prepared script. [presses a button on the console, making Jill try to console Riley]
J Jill
[sits down on Riley's bed]
You are not gross, honey. You're just changing. Remember that beautiful butterfly we saw in the park last week? [inside Riley's mind, the emotions are using an extended arm to reach the console] Well, that butterfly began as a caterpillar. And just like that caterpillar, you're about to get your wings. But if you have questions...
Easy... [The hand touches a button on the console, making Riley overreact more.]
[irritated]
Oh, my gosh, Mom! Just go away! [gets up from her bed and leaves] UGH!
Jill's Anger: Well, that's a preview of the next ten years.
J Jill
[During the end credits at the Andersen house; the Andersens are eating dinner at the table]
So, Riley, how was camp?
[Zoom into Riley's mind]
Okay, we talked about this. We tell them everything.
But what about sneaking into Coach's office?
What about hitting Grace?
Are we gonna tell her about the Fire Hawks?
She doesn't need to know.
Pardon. Excusez moi. [presses a button on the console app on her phone]
[nonchalantly]
It was good. [eats her food]
[Jill makes a "Please tell me you're joking" look before zooming into her mind and her emotions.] Jill's Anger: She goes away for three days and all we get is, "good"?
Jill's Anxiety: [appears from the curtains] And what about the red in her hair?! Did she join a gang?
Jill's Sadness: [gives her tea to chill] Welcome back, Anxiety.
[Zoom into Bill's mind and his emotions.] Bill's Anxiety: [pops up] She goes away for three days and all we get is, "good"?!
Bill's Anger: Yeah. Sounds right. Back to the game.
