[Dave returns with Samantha]
Oh, Dave, thank goodness.
Hey, guys. This is Samantha. Sam, these are my boys.
Samantha Hi.
[Dave and Samantha look up]
That's Theodore. He might be the smallest, but he's got the biggest heart.
Samantha Hi.
Ooh, we've heard a lot about you. [Samantha comes close to Alvin] Enchant. [kisses Samantha's finger]
Samantha I can tell that you're trouble.
If by "trouble", you mean "irresistible", then guilty as charged.
Alvin, of course, and there's Simon.
Samantha I am. Did Dave mention that?
No, you're wearing a stethoscope.
Samantha [looks at her stethoscope]
Yes, I am. [takes off her Stethoscope] That's embarrassing.
Would it be okay if I tried it?
Samantha Yeah, knock yourself out.
[She gives Simon the stethoscope]
Oh, thank you. [uses a Stethoscope to listen to his heart] Heart rate is smooth and steady, 400 BPM.
Samantha It's so nice to finally meet you guys.
Guys, last night was one of the best nights of my life.
Even that Suggs guy hung out with us.
Yeah, he's not that bad after all.
Hey! We missed a call from Dave. And a text. 27 of them.
This where they told us to meet them, right?
Well, yelled at us to meet them.
Hopefully they had time to cool off on the plane.
Samantha You know what, Dave? You're an artist, and you're emotional... and you follow your heart, but maybe I should take the lead one this one. You know, we keep a level head. Throw them a little Good Cop. Okay.
Samantha [to Miles and the Chipmunks]
Don't you "Dave, Mom" us. Do you have any idea how terrifying it is... to find out that your children are 2,000 miles away from where they're supposed to be? You are lucky that there are witnesses, [Everyone heard everything] because I am so mad right now... that I could just spit! Right here, on this floor!
Okay, okay, okay, okay. Nice Good Cop.
Dave, I swear, it wasn't as crazy as it looked on TV.
Oh, really? Well, let me just pull up some of Theodore's tweets from last night. "Only one word to describe this night, "Crazy, crazy, crazy,crazy." Or, "if you wanna get crazy, "go to New Orleans. It's the craziest." Or, "In a New Orleans Jazz Parade, "so crazy."
We're really sorry, Dave.
Sorry's not gonna cut it this time, guys. If were up to me, we'd be going home, but I gotta get back to Miami. Do not smile. You guys are grounded in Miami and also when we get back to LA.
[scoffs]
When are we not grounded?
You'll be so old, your fur will be gray.
Samantha Yeah, that goes for your fur too, Miles.
Samantha Well, whatever you have is grounded... for a long time. Let's go.
Huh. They didn't kill us after all
Samantha [sees something wrong with Dave]
Oh, no.
[angrily; offscreen, we cut to outside the saloon in Miami that he and Samantha are dating]
ALVIN!!!!! [echoes, it fades back to New Orleans, where we see the party has already finished, and we see Miles carrying the boys on his back and walking down the street]
