Virginia Lewis My name is Virginia...and I live on the edge of the forest.
Tied for most-quoted character in The 10th Kingdom (2000): in 9 of its 35 quotes
Most scenes with: Anthony "Tony" Lewis (2)
I'm gonna die of long hair!
More lines from Virginia Lewis
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Virginia Lewis [talking about her mother]
Well, I knew she'd come back because she had left all her clothes, you know. She loved her clothes more than anything in the world. And I kept going into her room and checking on them. And then after a few months you suddenly said that we had to get rid of them all, [beginning to cry] so, I remember folding them all very neatly, and I kept hoping that there was going to be, you know, a secret note or something that would be written for me, you know, just to me, telling me that she loved me, and explaining the secret magical reason why she had to go, you know? I mean, I still have this uncontrollable urge to just go up to people and say "My mother left me when I was seven!" You know, as if that would explain everything. [sobbing] And I miss her... And I hate her! And...and I miss her... And I feel like I was on a train and it crashed or something and no one came and rescued me. I always wanted my life to be a fairy story, you know, and now it is!
Virginia Lewis You haven't seen my father walking around anywhere here, have you? Oh, he might have been singing "Whiter Shade of Pale".
Scenes with Virginia Lewis
4 scenes
This could be a long torture session.
Virginia I'll tell you anything you wanna know.
Torture first, then you talk. It's better that way. Rush a torture, ruin a torture.
Virginia Our mirror's smashed, what can we do? Where the hell are the other two?
Gustav the Magic Mirror
Mirror one shattered be, by an oaf called Anthony. Mirror two is on a bed with barnacles upon its head.
A bed... with barnacles.
Virginia The sea bed!
Dwarf Librarian
Yes. One fell into the Great Northern Sea. I think you can safely discount that one.
Gustav the Magic Mirror
What you seek has not been seen, since it was stolen by the Queen.
The Queen! That's all we need.
Prince Wendell Anthony, uh, any chance of a little biscuit?
No, no, no, umm... Very helpful you have been, just tell us where we can find the Queen.
Gustav the Magic Mirror
Near she is, but not alone. in a place that's not her home. In a castle, out of sight,where once the Queen was called Snow White.
That's Prince Wendell's castle.
Frog
One door leads to safety. One door leads to a horrible death. [Croaks] Ribbit. You may ask me one question. Ribbit. But I always lie.
Oh, I learned this in school but I could NEVER remember it!
Virginia If we ask him which one's the safe door...
Well then he'll lie, and say it's the other one. Or is it the other way around?
Virginia I don't know!
All right, all right. Wait, wait! I have a question! What is the point in having a door that has a horrible death behind it? Huh? [picks up frog]
Frog
What are you doing?!
What does that achieve?!
Frog
[Tony starts walking towards the doors, holding the frog]
Get your hands off me!
I mean, what is the purpose of your life? Just to be a pain?!
Frog
Don't touch me there, only my girlfriend touches me there!
Frog
[Tony throws the frog through one of the doors]
WHOA!
[Tony slams the door; it shakes violently as a large explosion occurs behind it]
I guess it's the other one.
Virginia In your whole life, did you ever once love me?
[The Queen turns away, seeing herself ten years ago, trying to drown Virginia and then fleeing their apartment as Tony gets home] [struggling]
Oh, that's not me!
[The Queen approaches Virginia, seeming to finally recognize her; The Huntsman enters before she can speak]
My lady, we have a problem in the kitchens.
Take this girl away and lock her up! I will finish with her afterwards.
Virginia After what? What're you gonna do to everybody?!
