R Redfoo
[At American Idol] [sings]
Once upon a time I was fallin' in love.
R Redfoo
Now it's only fallin' apart.
R Redfoo
Nothin' I can say A total eclipse of the heart!
[Redfoo stops singing]
Um, well...
You're going to Hollywood!
[Redfoo looks excited]
Alvin!
R Redfoo
I'm going to Hollywood! I'm going to Hollywood!
[Redfoo runs away]
Sorry, girls, I've always wanted to say that.
E Eleanor
What are you doing here?
Yeah. We're kind of in the middle of auditions.
I need your help. We really screwed up with Dave and we gotta fix it.
[The Chipettes look at each other]
Because it's for Dave, we're in.
[Dave and the chipmunks arrive home]
Hey, official and legal dad?
Yes, official and legal son?
Thanks for being the best official and legal dad, Dad.
Well, you three are the best official and legal sons an official and legal father could ask for.
Aw. That's sweet of you to say, Dad.
But seriously, guys, this is the happiest day of my life. Literally nothing could ruin it for me.
[They all enter the house, Dave finds out that the squirrels made a huge mess]
Oh, boy.
Totally forgot about this.
[One squirrel eats the table, The other rips the curtain]
ALVIN!
[Dave returns with Samantha]
Oh, Dave, thank goodness.
Hey, guys. This is Samantha. Sam, these are my boys.
[Dave and Samantha look up]
That's Theodore. He might be the smallest, but he's got the biggest heart.
Ooh, we've heard a lot about you. [Samantha comes close to Alvin] Enchant. [kisses Samantha's finger]
I can tell that you're trouble.
If by "trouble", you mean "irresistible", then guilty as charged.
Alvin, of course, and there's Simon.
I am. Did Dave mention that?
No, you're wearing a stethoscope.
[looks at her stethoscope]
Yes, I am. [takes off her Stethoscope] That's embarrassing.
Would it be okay if I tried it?
Yeah, knock yourself out.
[She gives Simon the stethoscope]
Oh, thank you. [uses a Stethoscope to listen to his heart] Heart rate is smooth and steady, 400 BPM.
It's so nice to finally meet you guys.
[first lines; Theodore turns on the camera]
Are we rolling?
Okay, we're rolling. [Theodore move the camera to Alvin and Simon] Dave's birthday message, take 1.
AA Alvin and Simon
Happy birthday, Dave!
We know how hard you've been working on Ashley's album... so we thought it would be fun to surprise you with a little party.
Hey! I thought you said this was a going-away party for us.
[claps his hands]
To celebrate your birthday... and The Chipettes leaving to guest-judge American Idol... [The Chipettes wave] ...We thought we'd throw you a small get... [The cellphone is ringing] Hold on, that's the DJ!
Okay, fine, so it might be a medium-sized get-together.
Alvin, did you hire someone to build a half-pipe in the backyard?! [takes off his glasses angrily]
Of course not! The party planner did.
You hired a party planner?!
Party planner No, he did not hire a "party planner."
Oh, thank goodness. [He puts his glasses back on] For a minute there, I...
Party planner I am an event planner. Marco, I'm done giving you instructions.
[That night in the backyard]
Dave, it's all good. It's just us. [chuckles nervously] Nothing too cra... [Theodore presses the flip button on the cellphone] Theodore, you hit the flip button!
[The Chipmunks enters the elevator]
Hurry, hurry!
[The Chipmunks climb up the elevator's bar]
Hurry, Alvin. Hit the button!
Come on, Alvin! Hurry, hurry!
[Alvin pushes the button on the elevator, and the elevator's door is closing] [sighs]
[Agent James Suggs stops the elevator door, and opens it]
Here's Suggsy! [he does an evil laugh]
He's like the Terminator!
[Agent James Suggs enter the elevator]
Oh, no.
This is ironic. We're gonna be going up... but I'm taking you boys down. [he snickers] Now, here's what's gonna happen... I'm gonna turn you over to Homeland Security... and they're gonna put you in a zoo prison for dangerous animals.
And then, if you ever get out of there... I'm gonna pay someone to have you stuffed.
And I'm gonna give you as a gift to Anna, who will hopefully take me back.
[Simon and Theodore look at each other]
Dude, I'm sorry, but it's over.
I just think there's something wrong with her phone and she's not getting my texts... or the flowers, or my candy grams. [Simon and Theodore opens the emergency hatch] And I, personally, don't think it's uncommon... for someone to move five times a year and change their number. [he laughs] Okay? It's normal.
Oh, yeah. Totally normal.
[Agent James Suggs looks up]
What? What's going on?
And that's our cue to leave.
[Alvin pushes the red button, The elevator begins to shake]
It has been a treat.
[Alvin runs to his brothers]
No... What are you doing?
[yells]
No! No!
[Agent James Suggs tries to reach for the emergency hatch, But the Chipmunks closes the hatch, Agent James Suggs is now stuck in an elevator]
