Brittany We are so going to destroy those Chipmunks!
More lines from Brittany
2 quotes Brittany Brittany You know, Alvin? Ian was right. You don't care about anyone but yourself. [begins to leave but turns around] Oh, and by the way, I never wanted to win this way.
Scenes with Brittany
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There you are. [The Chipettes greet Ian] My sweet little moneymakers. [Eleanor chuckles] Do you remember when I told you that I would make you all big stars?
Brittany Yeah?
Well... guess who's opening up for Britney Spears at the Staples Center tonight?
Brittany Oh, yeah!
Pinch me. Am I dreaming?
Brittany Oh, my gosh.
Wait, tonight? We'll miss the school contest!
That is correct. [taps Jeanette's nose] You will miss the school contest. You're so smart, I can never get anything past you. It was never about that stupid school contest, it was always about... [picks up Brittany in his hand and brings her to eye level] making Brittany a star.
Brittany [awkwardly]
Oh.
That's what you wanted, right? [holds a gold dress in front of Brittany and she gasps]
Brittany Well, yeah.
Well, tonight's your big chance. It's all about you, Brittany.
Brittany What about Jeanette and Eleanor?
Yeah, well, they can sing backup. I got them some stuff too. [throws two silver dresses at Eleanor and Jeanette]
Oh!
Hey! But we're her sisters.
And the three of us sing together, or not at all.
Okay, fine. All I really need is the B-girl.
Brittany [looks at her sisters, and then back at Ian, frowning and crossing her arms]
Ian, I won't do it without them. [jumps out of Ian's hand and wraps her arms around her sisters. They all look at Ian with stern expressions.]
Okay, fine, fine, let's, uh... move to plan B. Um, okay! [claps his hands] Who likes barbecue?
Uh...
Brittany Barbecue?
[grabs the Chipettes by their tails, holding them upside-down, and they struggle to get free]
Because I know this awesome little barbecue restaurant in the Valley that makes the best roasted chipmunk. [takes a large sniff] Mmm, real tasty. Unless, of course, you wanna sing?
Brittany Oh!
Host
[It is the night of the music competition at West Eastman: students and adults are rushing inside to the auditorium, walking past a large table of toys for Toys for Tots. Inside, the host starts speaking into a microphone.]
Welcome to West Eastman, and thank you for supporting music in our schools. Now remember, the group you pick tonight will win $25,000 for their school!
Host
[The audience cheers for that.]
Now, we've got a lot of acts, and we have to turn the Heat off at 9:30, so without any further ado, representing Orange Grove, put your hands together for Li'l Rosero!
Chris Classic
[The audience cheers as Li'l Rosero walks onstage with a boombox, turns it on, and starts breakdancing as several back-up dancers follow him onstage.]
♪ Whoo, yeah! Feels good, right? Come on! It's so classic. Let's go! In the middle of the floor, you can watch me do what I do. ♪
[Meanwhile, after a quick wardrobe change [Alvin into a black sport coat over a red t-shirt with a design that looks like if a Peace Symbol and a letter "A" got mashed together made out of gold leaf, Simon into a black jacket over a blue t-shirt, and Theodore into a black sport coat over a green-and-black-plaid button-down shirt] the Chipmunks and Toby have just arrived at the school and are walking in the school hall. Theodore sees the eagle statue that had scared him and climbs onto it.]
So, we meet again. What? You want a piece of this, eagle? [chuckles]
[Suddenly, Toby hears his phone ring and takes it out. He is confused when he sees the caller ID: Ian Hawke]
Ian Hawke?
I'll take that.
[Toby gives Alvin his phone, which he answers.]
Oh, I didn't realize I pocket-dialed 1-800-LOWLIFE.
Brittany Alvin?
Brittany Yeah, um, could you guys fill in for us? We're not gonna be able to perform tonight.
What about the music department? The whole school is counting on you!
Brittany I know, I know... I should have listened to you about Ian.
Brittany Yep. [she and her sisters are sitting in a small cage with a number lock on the handle, wearing the dresses Ian gave them. After what happened last time, he wasn't going to take any chances on the Chipettes trying to escape. The Chipettes have grabbed Ian's phone and called Toby.] He locked us in a cage.
[arguing with the limo driver]
What, this is the biggest you have? I had my assistant call and ask for the biggest limo, this is not the biggest limo you have!
I'll go break the news to Dr. Rubin.
Britt—
Alvin, don't move.
You got it. [As soon as Toby is out of earshot, he looks at the phone] Brittany, I'm coming to get you. Simon, tell Jeanette how to pick the lock.
Roger that.
Oh! I know how!
[Alvin gets onto the toy motorcycle from the toys for tots drive and drives off]
Brittany [Alvin and the Chipettes drive by a toy store.]
Faster, Alvin!
Don't worry, I'm gonna get a little help from my friend Digger! [drives into the toy store] Whoo!
Digger [pops out of a manhole cover]
Roger that, Alvin! [Ian's limo rounds the corner, swerving to avoid him]
Look out!
Digger Whoa! Feels like I'm back at the racetrack!
Man
Hey! Careful!
[The driver tries to go into the toy store, but he crashes into a toy stand, causing the limo to stop.] [frustrated]
Keep going! What are you doing? [sees a sign in the window for remote-control helicopters, jumps out of the limo through the moonroof, and runs into the store] Yeah.
Digger Wait till I tell everybody back home I saved Alvin Seville. [retreats back into the sewers]
Brittany [Alvin and the Chipettes drive through the different sections of the store.]
I guess I owe you an apology about Ian.
Stick with me, Britt. [drives into a Chinese toy store] I'll never steer you wrong. [he suddenly screams, quickly turns the motorcycle around and drives out of the store.]
Brittany Oh yeah, I'll never doubt you again!
[A remote control helicopter flies after them, controlled by none other than Ian. He cackles maniacally, running after Alvin and the Chipettes, a controller in his hands.]
I gotta say, he is definitely persistent.
Brittany [glancing back at Ian]
We gotta lose him!
Hang on! [makes a U-turn and starts driving towards the helicopter] I've got a plan! Jump on the count of 3! [Alvin and the Chipettes approach the helicopter...] 3!
Chipettes [Alvin and the Chipettes all jump onto the helicopter, dangling from the landing skis.]
Whoa!
I'm not really good with heights!
Brittany Just hang on tight, Jeanette!
We need the remote!
Brittany Guys, I know what to do. [takes off her helmet] It's hats off to Ian!
[The others take off their helmets and throw them at Ian] [gets hit by the helmets, which makes him fall backwards and throw the remote in the air, causing the helicopter to spiral out of control]
Whoa!
The remote!
Brittany [reaching her arm out]
I can't reach it!
I'm going for it. Grab my ankles! [jumps for the remote. Eleanor takes her ankles, and Brittany takes Eleanor's. She manages to catch the remote by the antenna] I got it! [clutches the remote to her chest as she hangs upside-down and gasps, for she can hardly believe it] I got it. [Eleanor and Brittany pull Jeanette back up onto the landing skis]
Way to go, Jen!
Brittany Nice work, Jeanette!
Good going, Jen! [looks down at Ian] Hey, Ian! You were wrong! [takes off her shoes] I don't need these! [throws them down at Ian, but they accidentally hit the motorcycle, causing it to change direction] Oops.
[still on the ground, looks up to see the motorcycle drive toward his open legs. CRUNCH! The motorcycle hits him right in... you know what? I can't say it. If you're a guy, it's the most painful place you can possibly get hit in... yep, THAT place.]
OOOOOOHH!! [winces from the pain and passes out]
Ooh.
Brittany Ouch.
My bad...
[waves]
Adios, Ian!
[Jeanette starts directing the helicopter back to West Eastman High, flying the four of them away.]
[Suddenly, the crowd VEI-8 erupts into cheers.] [smiles and chuckles, thinking the applause is for him and surprised the audience liked his performance]
Thank you. Thank you. No, really, thank you. [notices the crowd looking up at a spotlight pointed at an open window] What the...?
[The helicopter flies through the window, carrying Alvin and the Chipettes.]
The Chipettes are in the building!
It's the Chipettes! [runs off the stage]
Alvin! [he and Simon bound to the stage]
Brittany [waves to the audience]
Hello, West Eastman!
[smiles and runs to the stage]
I'm putting her down, hang on! [lands the helicopter on the circular platform on the stage right as Theodore gets there to greet them]
Alvin! [smothers Alvin in a hug]
[bounds to the platform to greet Alvin and the Chipettes]
Double high-five, brother! [high-fives Alvin with both paws]
Yay! [hugs Theodore before running to Simon, who lifts her, spins and sets her down]
Woohoo!! [After letting Eleanor go, he runs up to Brittany, where the two of them exchange low-fives and wave to the crowd]
High-five! [tries to high-five Alvin but misses] Oh, oops. [smiles awkwardly]
[goes to the microphone]
Ladies and gentlemen, representing West Eastman, it is my great pleasure...
[The Chipmunks and the Chipettes bound off the platform and onto the main stage as "We Are Family" starts playing in the background.]
This is such an honor! [giggles]
For you, or for us?
Alvin and Brittany
[in unison]
For us. [their faces light up] Jinx! Double-jinx! Triple-jinx! Quadruple-jinx! Infinity-jinx!
[interrupting them]
GUYS! We get it! [Alvin and Brittany smile at each other] Huddle up, gang! [The six of them do so]
...for the first time ever, I give you the Chipettes and the Chipmunks!
[The Chipmunks and the Chipettes break the huddle and start singing as the song explodes into the foreground.]
[Dave hobbles into the Chipmunks and the Chipettes' bedroom, which has been rearranged completely. There are now two sets of bunk beds, three for the boys and three for the girls, on either side of the room. Alvin and Brittany got the top bunks, Theodore and Eleanor the middle, and Simon and Jeanette the bottom.]
Look at you. All ready for bed. Looks like the Chipettes are a good influence.
Brittany Thanks, Dave.
Thanks, Dave.
Thanks, Dave. [giggles]
Okay guys, now lights out. Goodnight everybody.
Goodnight, Jeanette.
Goodnight, Simon.
Goodnight, Eleanor.
Goodnight, Theodore.
Brittany Goodnight, Alvin.
I'm not tired.
Sorry, but you've got school tomorrow. [turns the lights off and starts to walk out of the room, but...]
[jumps down next to Theodore's bed and flips a light switch, turning the lights back on]
Not tired!
[walks back into the room]
Alvin, come on, it's time for bed. [turns the lights off again, only for Alvin to turn them on again]
Not tired!
[firmly]
Alvin? [shoots Alvin a warning glare, turning the lights off again, only to get the same reaction from him]
Still not tired! [flips the switch.] More awake! [flips it again.] Tired. Just kidding! Much more awake!
Alvin, that's it! Don't make me come over there!
Okay! [turns the lights off.]
[turns the lights back on]
Oh boy, I suddenly got really really tired, [chuckles nervously.] Night, Dave. [turns off the lights right as Dave yells...]
ALVIN!!! [the credits roll]
