S Simon
[the Chipmunks answer the phone]
Be cool.
AA Alvin and Simon
[slowly]
Hello?
Dave
Guys, it's me.
AA Alvin and Simon
Dave!?
Dave
Well, I guess since you answered the phone, you haven't burned down the house yet.
A Alvin
Have a little faith, Dave!
T Theodore
Yeah! [falls off the pot rack] Mayday! [lands on a pan, and it hits the floor]
Dave
What was that?
S Simon
[whispers to Alvin]
Don't stress him out.
A Alvin
Uh, that was Aunt Jackie. Yeah. She's cooking us a zesty five-course meal.
Dave
Really? Well, Can I talk to her?
T Theodore
She's practicing her pole dancing.
Dave
[Alvin and Simon look confused]
Pole dancing? What happened to making dinner? Guys, what's goin' on?
Dave
Alvin, I'm not kidding!
Dave
ALVI–!!
A Alvin
[hangs up just before Dave finishes]
Yep! Nobody does that better than him.
S Simon
Dave, you're alive!
Dave
Hey, guys!
A Alvin
It was an accident, I swear!
A Alvin
I'm really sorry, Dave.
Dave
I'll be fine. I'm just going to be stuck here for a while. And until I get out, I've made arrangements for my Aunt Jackie to come stay with you.
A Alvin
Who's Aunt Jackie?
T Theodore
The one who sends us those metal buckets of yummy popcorn for Christmas.
A Alvin
Oh, Popcorn Jackie.
Dave
[Dave hobbles into the Chipmunks and the Chipettes' bedroom, which has been rearranged completely. There are now two sets of bunk beds, three for the boys and three for the girls, on either side of the room. Alvin and Brittany got the top bunks, Theodore and Eleanor the middle, and Simon and Jeanette the bottom.]
Look at you. All ready for bed. Looks like the Chipettes are a good influence.
Brittany
Thanks, Dave.
Jeanette
Thanks, Dave.
E Eleanor
Thanks, Dave. [giggles]
Dave
Okay guys, now lights out. Goodnight everybody.
S Simon
Goodnight, Jeanette.
Jeanette
Goodnight, Simon.
T Theodore
Goodnight, Eleanor.
E Eleanor
Goodnight, Theodore.
Brittany
Goodnight, Alvin.
Dave
[No reply.]
Alvin?
Dave
Sorry, but you've got school tomorrow. [turns the lights off and starts to walk out of the room, but...]
A Alvin
[jumps down next to Theodore's bed and flips a light switch, turning the lights back on]
Not tired!
Dave
[walks back into the room]
Alvin, come on, it's time for bed. [turns the lights off again, only for Alvin to turn them on again]
Dave
[firmly]
Alvin? [shoots Alvin a warning glare, turning the lights off again, only to get the same reaction from him]
A Alvin
Still not tired! [flips the switch.] More awake! [flips it again.] Tired. Just kidding! Much more awake!
Dave
Alvin, that's it! Don't make me come over there!
A Alvin
Okay! [turns the lights off.]
Dave
[slips on a skateboard in the hall.]
Whoa! [CRASH!]
A Alvin
[turns the lights back on]
Oh boy, I suddenly got really really tired, [chuckles nervously.] Night, Dave. [turns off the lights right as Dave yells...]
Dave
ALVIN!!! [the credits roll]
