Eleanor We either sing together, or not at all!
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6 scenes Eleanor [about her green shoes]
Ian says I need to work on being taller.
I think you look great just the way you are.
There you are. [The Chipettes greet Ian] My sweet little moneymakers. [Eleanor chuckles] Do you remember when I told you that I would make you all big stars?
Yeah?
Well... guess who's opening up for Britney Spears at the Staples Center tonight?
Oh, yeah!
Pinch me. Am I dreaming?
Oh, my gosh.
Wait, tonight? We'll miss the school contest!
That is correct. [taps Jeanette's nose] You will miss the school contest. You're so smart, I can never get anything past you. It was never about that stupid school contest, it was always about... [picks up Brittany in his hand and brings her to eye level] making Brittany a star.
That's what you wanted, right? [holds a gold dress in front of Brittany and she gasps]
Well, yeah.
Well, tonight's your big chance. It's all about you, Brittany.
What about Jeanette and Eleanor?
Yeah, well, they can sing backup. I got them some stuff too. [throws two silver dresses at Eleanor and Jeanette]
Eleanor Oh!
Hey! But we're her sisters.
Eleanor And the three of us sing together, or not at all.
Okay, fine. All I really need is the B-girl.
[looks at her sisters, and then back at Ian, frowning and crossing her arms]
Ian, I won't do it without them. [jumps out of Ian's hand and wraps her arms around her sisters. They all look at Ian with stern expressions.]
Okay, fine, fine, let's, uh... move to plan B. Um, okay! [claps his hands] Who likes barbecue?
Eleanor Uh...
Barbecue?
[grabs the Chipettes by their tails, holding them upside-down, and they struggle to get free]
Because I know this awesome little barbecue restaurant in the Valley that makes the best roasted chipmunk. [takes a large sniff] Mmm, real tasty. Unless, of course, you wanna sing?
Oh!
Don't worry, I'm gonna get a little help from my friend Digger! [drives into the toy store] Whoo!
Digger [pops out of a manhole cover]
Roger that, Alvin! [Ian's limo rounds the corner, swerving to avoid him]
Look out!
Digger Whoa! Feels like I'm back at the racetrack!
Man
Hey! Careful!
[The driver tries to go into the toy store, but he crashes into a toy stand, causing the limo to stop.] [frustrated]
Keep going! What are you doing? [sees a sign in the window for remote-control helicopters, jumps out of the limo through the moonroof, and runs into the store] Yeah.
Digger Wait till I tell everybody back home I saved Alvin Seville. [retreats back into the sewers]
[Alvin and the Chipettes drive through the different sections of the store.]
I guess I owe you an apology about Ian.
Stick with me, Britt. [drives into a Chinese toy store] I'll never steer you wrong. [he suddenly screams, quickly turns the motorcycle around and drives out of the store.]
Oh yeah, I'll never doubt you again!
[A remote control helicopter flies after them, controlled by none other than Ian. He cackles maniacally, running after Alvin and the Chipettes, a controller in his hands.]
I gotta say, he is definitely persistent.
Hang on! [makes a U-turn and starts driving towards the helicopter] I've got a plan! Jump on the count of 3! [Alvin and the Chipettes approach the helicopter...] 3!
Chipettes [Alvin and the Chipettes all jump onto the helicopter, dangling from the landing skis.]
Whoa!
I'm not really good with heights!
Just hang on tight, Jeanette!
We need the remote!
Guys, I know what to do. [takes off her helmet] It's hats off to Ian!
[The others take off their helmets and throw them at Ian] [gets hit by the helmets, which makes him fall backwards and throw the remote in the air, causing the helicopter to spiral out of control]
Whoa!
The remote!
I'm going for it. Grab my ankles! [jumps for the remote. Eleanor takes her ankles, and Brittany takes Eleanor's. She manages to catch the remote by the antenna] I got it! [clutches the remote to her chest as she hangs upside-down and gasps, for she can hardly believe it] I got it. [Eleanor and Brittany pull Jeanette back up onto the landing skis]
Way to go, Jen!
Nice work, Jeanette!
Eleanor Good going, Jen! [looks down at Ian] Hey, Ian! You were wrong! [takes off her shoes] I don't need these! [throws them down at Ian, but they accidentally hit the motorcycle, causing it to change direction] Oops.
[still on the ground, looks up to see the motorcycle drive toward his open legs. CRUNCH! The motorcycle hits him right in... you know what? I can't say it. If you're a guy, it's the most painful place you can possibly get hit in... yep, THAT place.]
OOOOOOHH!! [winces from the pain and passes out]
Ooh.
Ouch.
Eleanor My bad...
[waves]
Adios, Ian!
[Jeanette starts directing the helicopter back to West Eastman High, flying the four of them away.]
[Suddenly, the crowd VEI-8 erupts into cheers.] [smiles and chuckles, thinking the applause is for him and surprised the audience liked his performance]
Thank you. Thank you. No, really, thank you. [notices the crowd looking up at a spotlight pointed at an open window] What the...?
[The helicopter flies through the window, carrying Alvin and the Chipettes.]
The Chipettes are in the building!
It's the Chipettes! [runs off the stage]
Alvin! [he and Simon bound to the stage]
[smiles and runs to the stage]
I'm putting her down, hang on! [lands the helicopter on the circular platform on the stage right as Theodore gets there to greet them]
Alvin! [smothers Alvin in a hug]
[bounds to the platform to greet Alvin and the Chipettes]
Double high-five, brother! [high-fives Alvin with both paws]
Eleanor Yay! [hugs Theodore before running to Simon, who lifts her, spins and sets her down]
Woohoo!! [After letting Eleanor go, he runs up to Brittany, where the two of them exchange low-fives and wave to the crowd]
High-five! [tries to high-five Alvin but misses] Oh, oops. [smiles awkwardly]
[goes to the microphone]
Ladies and gentlemen, representing West Eastman, it is my great pleasure...
Eleanor [The Chipmunks and the Chipettes bound off the platform and onto the main stage as "We Are Family" starts playing in the background.]
This is such an honor! [giggles]
For you, or for us?
Alvin and Brittany
[in unison]
For us. [their faces light up] Jinx! Double-jinx! Triple-jinx! Quadruple-jinx! Infinity-jinx!
[interrupting them]
GUYS! We get it! [Alvin and Brittany smile at each other] Huddle up, gang! [The six of them do so]
...for the first time ever, I give you the Chipettes and the Chipmunks!
[The Chipmunks and the Chipettes break the huddle and start singing as the song explodes into the foreground.]
[Dr. Rubin jumps and applauds, knowing West Eastman has this in the bag. After a few last dance moves, the Chipmunks assist the Chipettes in backflips and they all pose as the song crashes to an end and everyone cheers.]
Thank you!
Eleanor Whoo! Thank you!
Thank you! Oh, thank you so much!
Host
[holding a check worth $25,000]
Hey everybody, it's clear that we have a winner of the $25,000...and it's West Eastman High! West Eastman High! [everyone cheers]
Guys, we did it!
Yeah!
Can you believe it?
A little something for the music department. All right!
[blows the Chipmunks and Chipettes a kiss]
[pretends to get hit in the cheek by Dr. Rubin's kiss]
Right back at ya, Dr. Rubes! [blows a kiss back at Dr. Rubin]
Eleanor Whoo!!
[Dave hobbles into the Chipmunks and the Chipettes' bedroom, which has been rearranged completely. There are now two sets of bunk beds, three for the boys and three for the girls, on either side of the room. Alvin and Brittany got the top bunks, Theodore and Eleanor the middle, and Simon and Jeanette the bottom.]
Look at you. All ready for bed. Looks like the Chipettes are a good influence.
Thanks, Dave.
Thanks, Dave.
Eleanor Thanks, Dave. [giggles]
Okay guys, now lights out. Goodnight everybody.
Goodnight, Jeanette.
Goodnight, Simon.
Goodnight, Eleanor.
Eleanor Goodnight, Theodore.
Goodnight, Alvin.
I'm not tired.
Sorry, but you've got school tomorrow. [turns the lights off and starts to walk out of the room, but...]
[jumps down next to Theodore's bed and flips a light switch, turning the lights back on]
Not tired!
[walks back into the room]
Alvin, come on, it's time for bed. [turns the lights off again, only for Alvin to turn them on again]
Not tired!
[firmly]
Alvin? [shoots Alvin a warning glare, turning the lights off again, only to get the same reaction from him]
Still not tired! [flips the switch.] More awake! [flips it again.] Tired. Just kidding! Much more awake!
Alvin, that's it! Don't make me come over there!
Okay! [turns the lights off.]
[turns the lights back on]
Oh boy, I suddenly got really really tired, [chuckles nervously.] Night, Dave. [turns off the lights right as Dave yells...]
ALVIN!!! [the credits roll]
