Susie "Before we start, I'd just like to say the campers you're about to see suck dick! But nevertheless, please welcome them."
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Wet Hot American Summer (2001): in 4 of its 33 quotes
A line from Susie"Beth, I may regret saying this, but how dare you usurp my authority as producer... director slash choreographer of this talent show. I mean, you were wrong to do that. I need you to know I have been busting my BALLS woman! I am telling you the musical numbers are a mess, my kids are a bunch of amateurs, and the last thing I need today is some diabetic freak prancing around on stage making my life a living HELL! *long pause* All right, I'll put him last."
More lines from Susie
2 quotes Susie Susie "Ok, stop! I feel like I'm watching regional theatre, you guys! God, am I in the Cleveland Playhouse or something? Your craft is a muscle, you need to exercise it! Take a break! Think about what you've done."
Scenes with Susie
1 scene Susie You guys, I'm really gonna miss this place.
Me, too.
Ben Hey, let's all promise that in ten years from today, we'll meet again, and we'll see what kind of people we've blossomed into.
Yeah!
Ben What time do you wanna meet?
J.J. You mean ten years from now?
Ben Yeah.
Let's meet in the morning so we can make a day of it.
Susie Okay, so what is it? Is it like 9:00 or 9:30?
Well, let's say 9:00, that way we can be here by 9:30.
Well, no, why don't we say 9:30, and then make it your beeswax to be here at 9:30? I mean, we're all gonna be in our late 20s by then. I just don't see any reason why we can't be places on time.
Okay, then, it's settled. 9:30 it is. All agreed?
Together
Agreed.
Great, 'cause I have something at 11:00.
You've just got like a trapper-keeper full of appointments, right?
No, I just, I have something at 11:00, and I can't change it, because I already moved it twice.
