A character in Wet Hot American Summer (2001)

Gene quotes from Wet Hot American Summer (2001)

Christopher Meloni

Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Wet Hot American Summer (2001): in 5 of its 33 quotes
Most scenes with: Caped Boy (2), Gary (2)

A line from Gene

"You listen to me, Mr. Kickass. Mr. Rubber Burner. You wipe that hot shot grin off your face or I'll shoot it off ya!"

More lines from Gene

2 quotes
Gene

"I put it to you, Camp Firewood, as we spend the last dinner together, be proud of who you are! Look at me, Ma, I made it! I'm okay!"

Gene

"You listen to me, you **** up, little cigarette smoking piece of shit, I was in the Vietnam War!"

Scenes with Gene

2 scenes
Gene

...I've seen more **** up shit out there in five minutes than you've seen in your whole life.

Well, I'm sorry Gene, and if I could change history I would, but-

Gene

**** you! Now we need fifteen gallons of bug juice by snack time, do you know where the powder packets are?

Yeah.

Gene

In the pantry above the sink, right next to my bottle of dick cream, Wait... Forget that last comment.

Did you say dick cream?

Gene

No! I said ... stick... team, you know stick team! Stickball! Go away leave me alone!

Gene

Now finish up them taters, I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Come on - what?

Gene

Finish up the taters.

And then what did you say?

Gene

And then what did I say?

You said you were going to... fondle your sweaters.

Gene

Ah, uh - no I didn't. I said fondue with cheddar, I was thinking about making fondue with cheddar cheese for dinner tonight.

No Gene, that is not what you said.

Gene

That is what I said. Fondue with cheddar.

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