A character in Wet Hot American Summer (2001)

McKinley quotes from Wet Hot American Summer (2001)

Michael Ian Black

Tied for 8th most-quoted character in Wet Hot American Summer (2001): in 3 of its 33 quotes

A line from McKinley

"Arty, I need you to take a shower... 'Cause your parents are coming tomorrow. I don't want to get in trouble... Cause you haven't taken a shower once yet this summer... Arty, take a shower. You're covered in dirt."

Scenes with McKinley

2 scenes

You guys, I'm really gonna miss this place.

Me, too.

Ben

Hey, let's all promise that in ten years from today, we'll meet again, and we'll see what kind of people we've blossomed into.

Yeah!

Ben

What time do you wanna meet?

J.J.

You mean ten years from now?

Ben

Yeah.

Let's meet in the morning so we can make a day of it.

Okay, so what is it? Is it like 9:00 or 9:30?

Well, let's say 9:00, that way we can be here by 9:30.

McKinley

Well, no, why don't we say 9:30, and then make it your beeswax to be here at 9:30? I mean, we're all gonna be in our late 20s by then. I just don't see any reason why we can't be places on time.

Okay, then, it's settled. 9:30 it is. All agreed?

Together

Agreed.

McKinley

Great, 'cause I have something at 11:00.

You've just got like a trapper-keeper full of appointments, right?

McKinley

No, I just, I have something at 11:00, and I can't change it, because I already moved it twice.

McKinley

Arty, I need you to do me a favor. I need you to take a shower today.

Arty

OK.

McKinley

'Cause your parents are coming tomorrow, and I don't want to get in trouble.

Arty

Sure.

McKinley

You haven't taken a shower once this summer. Not once in 8 weeks.

Arty

I will.

McKinley

You're covered in dirt. Take a shower.

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