“Arty, I need you to do me a favor. I need you to take a shower today.” – McKinley, Wet Hot American Summer ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Wet Hot American Summer 2001

McKinley

Arty, I need you to do me a favor. I need you to take a shower today.

Arty

OK.

McKinley

'Cause your parents are coming tomorrow, and I don't want to get in trouble.

Arty

Sure.

McKinley

You haven't taken a shower once this summer. Not once in 8 weeks.

Arty

I will.

McKinley

You're covered in dirt. Take a shower.

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McKinley Michael Ian Black More McKinley quotes →

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