“...I've seen more **** up shit out there in five minutes than you've...” – Gene, Wet Hot American Summer ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Wet Hot American Summer 2001

Gene

...I've seen more **** up shit out there in five minutes than you've seen in your whole life.

Gary

Well, I'm sorry Gene, and if I could change history I would, but-

Gene

**** you! Now we need fifteen gallons of bug juice by snack time, do you know where the powder packets are?

Gary

Yeah.

Gene

In the pantry above the sink, right next to my bottle of dick cream, Wait... Forget that last comment.

Gary

Did you say dick cream?

Gene

No! I said ... stick... team, you know stick team! Stickball! Go away leave me alone!

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Caped Boy Gabriel Millman More Caped Boy quotes →

Gene Christopher Meloni More Gene quotes →

Gary A.D. Miles More Gary quotes →

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