“He gets so uncomfortable whenever we talk openly about sexual issues....” – J.J., Wet Hot American Summer ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Wet Hot American Summer 2001

J.J.

He gets so uncomfortable whenever we talk openly about sexual issues. You know he's never been with a girl before.

Gary

McKinley needs to experience "The Ultimate" And I think you know what I'm talking about.

J.J.

You mean, penis-in-vagina?

Gary

No, dickhead. Sex.

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Caped Boy Gabriel Millman More Caped Boy quotes →

Gary A.D. Miles More Gary quotes →

J.J. Zak Orth

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